What are your funniest experience in UT3?

[Bl00dy.Ben|)er]

What are your funniest experience/s in UT3?

Mine was while I was playing some1 took the flag and crawled over the bridge at necropolis . But he didnt scored

A really funny experience was the Tank sandwich in a clanwar for me

The Tank of the other guy stood on my tank and some manta drivers tried to push him down.

I think I had many other funny experience but I cannot remind all


Sorry for my bad english ^^

[CVROY]

My funniest experience was when I was in a store last week and saw it for sale for 9.99

So soon??? It took UT2004 nearly 4 years to reach that price!

[tidds]

Back on topic

My funniest was a few weeks ago on in a TDM match on Deck. Was on the lower level and was in the zone on a killing spree and lobbed a bio glop at a player who walked into another player killing both of them.

I lost my concentration after that and laughing for the rest of the game thinking about it .

[Bl00dy.Ben|)er]

Back on topic

My funniest was a few weeks ago on in a TDM match on Deck. Was on the lower level and was in the zone on a killing spree and lobbed a bio glop at a player who walked into another player killing both of them.

I lost my concentration after that and laughing for the rest of the game thinking about it .

That happened to me too But the second guy who died was me =/

[MSFHeggi]

HAHAHA Bender i remember that guy that crawled across the bridge :P

I think i was the one who took the flag but he picked it up when i fell from my board and then i tried to protect him from attackers but he wasnt in any hurry

[Bl00dy.Ben|)er]

HAHAHA Bender i remember that guy that crawled across the bridge :P

I think i was the one who took the flag but he picked it up when i fell from my board and then i tried to protect him from attackers but he wasnt in any hurry

Oh, yes, you were on the same server

God I had to laugh so hard. xDxDxD

Wasn't that the day w(h)ere my mic didnt work?

[jiiihaad]

I laught usually quotes on chat.

After match a losing team member gets angry:
playeranonymous: "LOL! what a noob team! I was only one healing core!"

Player dies and gets angry:
playeranonymous: "fu*ker"(on team chat)
instantly after that
playeranonymous: "fu*ker"(on normal chat)

When one supreme player was dominating enemy team thinks tactics:
playeranonymous: "..but how do you kill some1 who has n0l1f3?"


Here is few quotes on this forum.

The map was Torlan. My team was getting trashed, and I was determined to save the day. An enemy Goliath piloted by a pair of impossibly accurate players was the main culprit, so I made it my mission to remove it.

A complacent enemy had abandoned a badly damaged Scorpion near the base, so I seized it and used nearby cliffs and trees to cover my advance on the Goliath. When the time was right, I hit the booster and surged over a natural ramp in the terrain, which allowed me to corkscrew down on top of the Goliath while its gunner could only spray bullets in vain. The tank survived, but then I landed on top of it and, being the hardest of the hardcore, finished it off with my Impact Hammer.

The resulting blast combined with the force of the Hammer propelled me high into the air, where I grappled a friendly Raptor and used the momentum of a wide swing to launch myself the rest of the distance to the central tower, sniping a few enemies and an incoming Avril on the way. On the tower I found a Redeemer, and fired it towards the enemy core, despite the fact that they still held their prime node.

Then I made a leap of faith, landed deftly atop a passing enemy Cicada, and surfed it down towards the prime. There, I dismounted with my jump boots, spun in mid-air and erased the Cicada with an Avril. An enemy orb carrier was kind enough to break my fall, while the Cicada's remains flattened a guy manning the turret. I nailed the two remaining defenders with tidy headshots, grabbed our own orb (which had just been dropped by a hapless team mate), and secured the node just in time for the Redeemer to plunge into the enemy core.

The few survivors who'd witnessed the spectacle then died of pure awe, and died so hard that they couldn't even respawn while I strode in and finished the core my my enforcer.

My daughter was playing with her brothers Naruto action figures. She had an epic battle going on and as her character took out each opponant I heard her talking in a low voice...

doublekill, multikill, megakill, ultrakill, mmmonsterkill, ludcris kill, holy shoot!


I am so proud... *wipes tear from eye

She also got her first frag (on a bot) on fathers day with no help from anyone when she was 4. DM-Idoma, Mokara, Rocketlauncher point blank range to the face.

[DDlBll]

Making headshot on flying enemy is very funny. Also killing two enemies with one shot of the primary fire of the flak. And the fun just begins on HeatRay when I get the belt, invisibility, berserk and damage amp at the same time and I'm with full stinger.

[Flak]

People getting run over still cracks me up. I was speccing today and someone was camping for close to 5 minutes on Suspense on the bridge. He was crushing the other team. Someone finally grabbed the manta and ran him over and he face planted.

It's the little things...

[shombowhore]

This is from early UT2004, but... absolute hilarity: http://www.filedropper.com/filedownl...ntdimteamspeak

Old clan mates destroying some guys in a 2v2, got bored and decided they were gonna talk like that. Be warned, plenty of obscenity lol.

[Bl00dy.Ben|)er]

A before I forget it! Givin Mantadriver's headshots is fun too

[Lilium_Atratum]

I was driving a Hellbender near the top of a mountain on Torlan. Then I hit a rock and rolled by hellbender 90 degrees to the left. Having right wheels on in the air I continued driving it on two left wheels downhill till I ended my ride somewhere between enemy core and prime.

Also I remember my Avril orbiting enemy Scorpion. It made about 6 or 7 circles around it till I noticed that the driver actually left the vehicle :P

On Necropolis I was escaping with a flag and redeemer. Halfway between viper spawning point and udamage I met some opponents in front and behind me. Because my health was getting low I simply fired the redeemer to the ground. When I ducked I found myself behind a small hill which is there and survived the blast. All opponents, including one behind me was dead.

[8800gtrox]

Getting up here on defiance i didnt know you could get up here, but i was like hey this spot rocks, im gonna stand on edge/fire rockets randomly hopefully someone sees my new spot lol, one dude in the server seen me and got a rocket lock on me/killed me but he said nice spot lol << after he killed me so he didnt know about it either.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2rfbz20.jpg

[Lilium_Atratum]

Ah, also this one:
http://rapidshare.com/files/20294994...m-Rescue-1.avi (4.4MB, 18s)

[Bl00dy.Ben|)er]

One time I played Warfare on Onyx Coast and suddenly a Player started to insult me, cause I killed him with the fury all the time. He said I'm a n00b, I have no skills and I can only play good when I'm in Vehicles. I ignored him the first 5 minutes, but then he said, in a 1 on 1 he would kick my ***.

So I deciced, not to go in any vehicle the next time. And finally there was my chance to show him who's the n00b...

...and *surprise* I ****ing pwnd him (with a shock combo).

After his lost duell, he started to flame again.

He said I never will be so good like him and the usually n00b-drivel...
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At the end, I played maybe 9 games with him. And 9 time I was on top and he sucked big time. I started to jeer a bit. And he flamed and flamed and flamed, then I beat him with a headshot in a 1 on 1, after that he said I'm a ****in n00b and left the game.

God! I love it


Sorry for my really bad english!