Funniest thing someone ever said while playing UT3

[radu1234]

how does this make you leave the game/server? Just minimizes it.

owwwned !!!!! ))

[Bi()ha2arD]

"Press Alt-Control-Delete for free Redemmers!"

how does this make you leave the game/server? just minimizes it.

[Garry]

HAHAHA! The response

Well in UT2k4, I had similar experience to the one in the first post. It was iCTF on the Bridge of fate and some players were lagging badly. Ppl were complaining "Your ping is too high" or "fix your ping". Then one of the lagging players asked "How do i fix my ping?" He got answers like "Stop downloading porn" and the guy kept asking the same question over and over. Then i replied to him "To fix your ping you have to press Alt+F4." Surprisingly, about five people left the game at the same time. I was laughin my a$$ of but then someone asked "Do i have to press "alt" "+" and "F4" or only "alt" and "F4"?" After that he got answered by one of the spectators "Only alt and F4" and the guy left too. BFU's

[H3i53nb3rg]

Lol to be honest I found JUST_The_TIP's response to your friend's comment to be hilarious.

[B0T0X]

Lol, not any one specific thing, but a couple of nights ago my buddy Phoenix and I were playing on Greed Server 1 and ran into a guy with well... a very fragile emotional state and a very short temper.

I often swap teams to even up games because I know how it feels to be on a sucky team. However, when I've invested 90% of the game on a certain team and someone starts whining asking me to swap when my team has 86 skulls I'm not going to oblige that.

Well, this is what happened with one player named JUST_THE_TIP. He asked us to switch (well.. "complained" us to switch). I told him I'd be happy to switch next round if it was uneven again, but that I will not switch this late in a game, that he'd have to ask earlier than the last inning.

Apparently he was REALLY frustrated by losing this one game, and wasn't afraid to show it. He starts calling us egotistical maniacs and all sorts of names. Next round he says I'm a liar for not swapping and starts cursing me. I tell him that I don't just switch by default and that he'd have to ask on a map-by-map basis. He had pretty much established that he was a grade-A ******** at that point. Still, for the sake of his teammates I was willing to switch. But, he was too much of a jerk for me to want to help him and didn't stop insulting us as he was trying to get us to switch.

lol, then my friend Phoenix lets loose this comment:
[screenshot]http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5215/anger.jpg[/screenshot]

At that point all bets were off and we just told him how powerful our pokemon were and how awesome our pokemon card collections were.

[Tears of war]

The funniest thing i have ever said to someone is

"you need a seeing eye dog, i hear your mother is available"

[rek]

I don't remember anything in particular, but I have a blast playing with Wipes. His smack talk cracks me up

which reminds me, the one time i remember playing with that guy (Wipes)
was a riot. all the way up to the point he got kicked...
sad face.

i miss him.

[Benfica]

I don't remember anything in particular, but I have a blast playing with Wipes. His smack talk cracks me up

[JPINATOR]

While a bunch of my buddies and I were talking on our mics on a TDM someone on our team asked

"Anyone have mics?!?!"

We ended up giving him a bunch of **** and he eventually left. We felt bad for about 5 seconds.

[ZzyzX]

"How do I turn the safety off?"

ROFL!!! I love that lol. And Zera, I really wish Ut3 would go with the G15 keyboard like UT2k4 did. I bound everything to 13-18!

[dickbird]

Well 0- would be more fun if the Voice Codecs would be some kind of fun ... I just remember the good old UT2004 times with decent voice capabilities ...
But with the avail. **** - no chance ...

I have to admit I didn't use that much either, not to speak anyway, but yeah I did like the voice feature. Once in a while you'd get somebody on there throwing out some really good insights into the game, and what we should do. I remember a few games where we were all taking directions from what sounded like about a ten year old kid. Well he was handing out good advice.

It had some great customization features too. You could have a sort of localized, attenuated channel for example. The effect would be that anyone within 'earshot' would hear you, like just shouting out loud basically.

I guess all those little options were kind of wasted if hardly anyone ever used them, but it great to have them.

[Haley[ACS]]

I try to avoid talking to the other children. Not that the repartee isn't scintillating, I just don't want to move my fingers. Who has the time?

I do sometimes find myself spontaneously screaming *****!!!!! at other players on the screen, which I think is kind of funny, especially when they're just bots.

Well 0- would be more fun if the Voice Codecs would be some kind of fun ... I just remember the good old UT2004 times with decent voice capabilities ...
But with the avail. **** - no chance ...

[CrazyChiken]

[QUOTE=SAHChandler;25416547] "How do u become manta?"
[QUOTE]
lol i remeber that 1, ITS the most funny thing i've encounterd on the forum clicky here its a mustsee

[rek]

i came into suspense, guns blazing, in an even match 5 on 5 i think, everyone is kindof static, dug in or what ever...i'm runnin around harvesting,everything.vials,weps,deemer,thigh,armo r, boots, you get the picture...
after a few pot shots at a goliath, i figure let's go finish him.
once on ground level, he puts like two shots into me while i'm peppering him... suffice to say, i die. but not before at least one player cries out hack? i love it, freakin awesome.
i suck as bad as i do and people cry this? brought tears to my eyes, still laughing,just couhged milk up my nose...

[SAHChandler]

An oldie but a goodie: "How do u become manta?"
I see this once in a while when newbs are asking how to find a vehicle or something.