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    you know you play too much ut3 when

    you know you play too much ut3 when, in your math class, you answer "unreal numbers." when the correct answer is "imaginary Numbers," than the whole class looks at you like you are crazy.

    post your own personal stories below

    #2
    When you believed that you can take on a tank and prevail w/ a peashooter
    When you try to jump while wearing metal sheets armor that do nothing
    When you believe that wearing a belt will provide more protection than an armor

    Just a few...

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      #3
      When it's the next day and you haven't been sleep.

      16:00pm jan 26 2007
      Mom: Ricco go wash the dishes (Ricco has his headset on, playing UT3)
      Ricco: mmm yeye (knodding his head)

      16.00 jan 27th 2007...
      Mom: I thought I told you to wash the dishes yesturday. (mom looking angry, Ricco still playing UT3 with emmense aggression on his face because he got distracted by mom and got his killing spree ended by a n00b). (You were killed by Mark_Rein(Hit and Run))
      Ricco: I forgot. (under his breathe "*****."
      Mom: Have you been sleep ?!?!
      Ricco: Yeah of course(Ricco forgetting that going into spectator mode does not count as sleeping).

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        #4
        You know you play too much UT :

        When you need to get past someone in a narrow corridor and catch yourself glancing at that perfectly positioned wall. In fact, "This guy is a noob for walking straight at me!", you think to yourself.

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          #5
          when you are in the shower and yelling "Headshot!" and "Megakill!" and "Hijacked!" imitating the voice of the announcer.

          when you daydream about launching grenades down a flight of stairs.

          when you are on your way to work and you wish your SUV was like the Scorpion and had those huge razor sharp wing things.

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            #6
            you know you play toomuch ut3 when you didnt pay your rent, your hungry for food, and you lost your girlfriend, you dont go to work, you dont sleep, and your getting depressed about life. lol...

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              #7
              You know you play too much ut when your hero is xan

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                #8
                when your senior thesis is on "How Xan remaining UT champion is symbolic of World War II power struggles

                when you see people walking and decide it is the perfect opportunity to lauch 3 spread rockets. You get sad when u notice you dont have a rocketlauncher, but its ok cause u can still melee

                when u make 3 feild goals in basketball and you yell "hat trick" like the UT announcer.. girlfriend in stands looks at u like ur crazy

                when you think about how much life would be easier if you spawned with dual enforcers

                when you say "denied" like the UT announcer during everything (any other game, tipped pass in football, break ups)

                when a speading truck on a highways almost hits you, and the first thing you do it yell "same team!"... wow everyone thought i was crazy

                when you see someone waiting at a bus stop and you think "i bet i could shock combo him from here"

                just a few

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                  #9
                  You know you play too much ut3 when you wake up shaking and screaming, DON'T KILL ME.

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                    #10
                    You know you play too much UT , when you are forced to play a COD clan match (against your will), and spend the whole time going DOUBLEKILL...HEADSHOT... DOMINATTINNGG

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                      #11
                      You know you have been playing too much UT3 when your driving down the freeway and are think about speeding up and barrelrolling out of the car to try and take oput the slow truck in front of you :P

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                        #12
                        when U push someone and shout JACKHAMMER

                        when u cut yourself and think FIRST BLOOD

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by PeterS_01 View Post
                          when U push someone and shout JACKHAMMER

                          when u cut yourself and think FIRST BLOOD
                          emo much :P

                          When you try to dodge jump while runnin an end around in football. *it just makes u lose momentum and get owned*

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                            #14
                            If you see the start of James Bond Casino Royal 2007, when he's chasing the black guy, omg the his movement -it looks like he's in an Unreal Game (black dude).

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                              #15
                              When your girlfriend is worried you are having an affair with a UT3 character

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