It's high time to make fun of noobs, people who don't read manuals and people who didn't play the campaign mode and have no clue as to what happens in any of the maps.
You know that a server is made of fail and n00bs when:
- someone asks how to use the hoverboard
- someone asks "what are those orb things?"
- if you want the orb to ever be used, you pretty much have to do it yourself because no one else ever does
- you bring the orb to the center node to take it asap in maps where there is no orb locker at primary, and you then have to demand that someone, anyone get the ****ing primary node up
- everyone in your team seems to be content with letting the opposing team control the countdown node. Those nodes are completly useless, aren't they?
- someone on the losing team in power surge or floodgate says "I don't get it we were controlling most of the nodes"
- people always drive the nemesis around slowly without retracting the gun even when there's no one around to kill
- someone asks "how do you repair vehicles?"
- no one ever use the nightshade
- some guy who's almost dead picks up the orb
- you can chain 10 monster kills in a row with the tank at the enemy base before anyone figures out the existence of alternate base exits and kill you
- no one ever build the tank nodes in torlan. I mean, the goliath is just weak as hell and any manta can destroy it just by looking at it funny, right?
- someone asks "what's that tentacle thing" in avalanche
- the enemy is controlling all the nodes and pwning your core in avalanche. The shaped charge is nowhere to be found, meaning that someone picked it up, but no avalanche ever happens and you lose.
- someone takes the orb to the enemy core.
- you are looking at the sky, busy minigunning a raptor and you hear a manta driving and shooting around. You look down once you're done with the raptor and see an almost destroyed enemy manta in your face trying to shoot you and you insta kill it with the link gun (ok that one's very specific but that manta guy really failed hard)
- you're on a 32 players warfare server and people vote for sinkhole
Feel free to expand the list or point out that anything I said above imply that I'm a complete idiot for not understanding some tactic or another properly.
You know that a server is made of fail and n00bs when:
- someone asks how to use the hoverboard
- someone asks "what are those orb things?"
- if you want the orb to ever be used, you pretty much have to do it yourself because no one else ever does
- you bring the orb to the center node to take it asap in maps where there is no orb locker at primary, and you then have to demand that someone, anyone get the ****ing primary node up
- everyone in your team seems to be content with letting the opposing team control the countdown node. Those nodes are completly useless, aren't they?
- someone on the losing team in power surge or floodgate says "I don't get it we were controlling most of the nodes"
- people always drive the nemesis around slowly without retracting the gun even when there's no one around to kill
- someone asks "how do you repair vehicles?"
- no one ever use the nightshade
- some guy who's almost dead picks up the orb
- you can chain 10 monster kills in a row with the tank at the enemy base before anyone figures out the existence of alternate base exits and kill you
- no one ever build the tank nodes in torlan. I mean, the goliath is just weak as hell and any manta can destroy it just by looking at it funny, right?
- someone asks "what's that tentacle thing" in avalanche
- the enemy is controlling all the nodes and pwning your core in avalanche. The shaped charge is nowhere to be found, meaning that someone picked it up, but no avalanche ever happens and you lose.
- someone takes the orb to the enemy core.
- you are looking at the sky, busy minigunning a raptor and you hear a manta driving and shooting around. You look down once you're done with the raptor and see an almost destroyed enemy manta in your face trying to shoot you and you insta kill it with the link gun (ok that one's very specific but that manta guy really failed hard)
- you're on a 32 players warfare server and people vote for sinkhole
Feel free to expand the list or point out that anything I said above imply that I'm a complete idiot for not understanding some tactic or another properly.
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