Word on the street is, Gorge will not be making a comeback to UT3. If this is true, what the HELL are you guys thinking?
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Bring back Gorge!
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Mr. Crow and Gorge need to get their own game where they fall in love, move to some beachfront planet that looks like Miami Vice and become upper mid- level drug dealers. It will be a sordid tale of guts, guns, playing to win on the mean streets and the vicissitudes of domestic partnership in the 25th century. Maybe Mr. Crow can get killed in a cutscene in the middle and as the rain starts to fall an anguished Gorge can beat his poor heartbroken armored chest and shout to the heavens, "MMMMMMMMMMMITHTER CROOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"
Note this will only work if both characters appear exactly as they did in UT2k4 but with customizable hawaiian shirts over the other stuff they were wearing.
Seriously screw those guys.
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