I just saw the light at the Church of Epic

[jacobi289]

I used to be atheist, but now I have seen the truth!

[Cuddles]

Is this salvation?

[Ceil]

*virgin sacrifices*

[RenegadeX]

in b4 vigrin sacrifices

[Alonzo]

hahaha Amen!

[Donker]

O yes....it was good.

[Crotale]

LMAO! Amen to that, brother! Amen.

[Sb27441]

Today, the loyal members of the Church of Epic received a sermon of sizzling shrapnel from the Reverend Rein:

It is the Gospel truth that the Father (Tim Sweeney), the Son (Cliff Bleszinski) and the Holy Ghost (Jeff Morris) loved gamers so much that they gave them their finest next-gen FPS, Unreal Tournament 3....

...and it was good.