Holy Hand Grenade 2k4

[Angel_Mapper]

Name: Holy Hand Grenade 2k4
Version: 1
Compatibility: 2k4
Description: Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Amen.
Comments: 2k4 version of my Holy Hand Grenade mutator. Also includes the Unholy Hand Grenade mutator. Alt fire for the Unholy Hand Grenade is explode on contact.

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Screenshot:



Credits: Monty Python and the Knights Who Say Ni!
Homepage: www.angelmapper.com
Download:

http://angelmapper.com/2k4/HolyHandGrenade.zip

[Kyllian]

Ni
Now bring me... a shrubbery!

Also... who's bringing the sloth?


And now to the topic of the author

Originally posted somewhere in IRC by Nama
Mapping will protect you from the terrible secret of Rach, Rach has a terrible power, do you have actors in your house? KillAll will protect you...

[legacy-Firestorm39]

We have the Holy Hand Grenade

LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona
eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow
Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and
orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

he he he Gotta love the net for finding movie scripts!

[toniglandyl]

Re: We have the Holy Hand Grenade

Originally posted by Firestorm39
he he he Gotta love the net for finding movie scripts!

idd
OMFG angel_mapper, you impress me more ad more :heart: :heart: :heart:

[BuffyTheSlayer]

OMG holy XXXX "Holy Hand Grenade 2k4" !

yay UT2004 version ! thank you ! this is so Crazy fun!:heart: :up:

[legacy-Darth_Chaos]

Absolutely awesome Angel Mapper. Just finished watching the Fawtly Towers series and I need some more Python related humor. Though the next thing we need is mod that gives the task of guessing who is going to fall from the building next and pass by your window in your litle office .

[legacy-CyberChrist]

Fun stuff.

[Da Spadger]

This is a great mod! But by some reason the weapon doesnt appear correctly for me. (*Having weapon models on left.*)

[legacy-thebigbadwolf]

Thanks Angel Mapper! I love this weapon....

Been waiting for since ut2004 came out.

[legacy-ObLiViOuS]

Thank you so much for getting this out again for ut2k4, loved the 2k3 version, and this one's just as good.

[Angel_Mapper]

Originally posted by Daspadger
This is a great mod! But by some reason the weapon doesnt appear correctly for me. (*Having weapon models on left.*)

Hmmm, weird. Try redownloading it.

Glad everyone likes it, I was getting a lot of requests to have it ported to 2k4 so I finally got around to it.

[Da Spadger]

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
Hmmm, weird. Try redownloading it.

Now it works.

[legacy-Ducatisto]

All I can say is....you're a babe :up:

I was seriously thinking of dabbling with code to port it over coz I loved it so much. Many thanks.

[BuffyTheSlayer]

could you convert

Mario Mutator & Pen0r Gun & Goldmember too ?
please and thank you
:heart:

[legacy-BtDMH]

Just tried it out ... both hilarious and ultra-useful at the same time.
I noticed when I used the Holy version of it the alt-fire continued to be a timed explosion ... does only the unholy hand grenade explode upon impact with alt-fire intentionally ? I guess I should read the through the thread just in case you mentioned it already ... but I will ask anyways. If so, the unholy variety definately gets me thumbs up ... the explode on contact is a gem !