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    OT: The disease known as DIAL-UP!

    YES, MY FRIENDS, LIKE POLIO (but with much worse symptoms) IT STILL EXISTS!

    But just WHAT is this sickness? It has several nicknames, such as "56K," the much worse "28K" and the pernicious "14K." Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:

    -Ungodly slow download/upload times.
    -Sluggish site retrieval and refreshment
    -Insanity, occasionally irreversable
    -Mental scarring
    -Nausea
    -Headache
    -Diarrhea :weird:

    If you suffer from these symptoms, say so! Seek public treatment! Note: Chemotherapy is not suggested.

    Or call...

    1-800-NOT-1337
    Not actual number. But you can try anyway.

    #2
    I don't know too many people with this disease.

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      #3
      :haha:

      And to think I once suffered from it...

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        #4
        I've had it, and I'd like to point out that another symptom is sudden, violent outbursts of profanity, followed by feelings of overwhelming hopelessness and futility.

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          #5
          i know a few people with this disease. ive had my vacine for over a year now, so im good.

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            #6
            other symptoms may include "tied up phone lines', and "disconections"

            If you are, or know someone who is suffering from this disease, help them. Its the humain thing to do...

            Studies of shown that x% of people in the U.S. and Canada alone may be suffering fromv this little known, but not uncommon disease.

            [edit]Side effects of treatment may include:
            Increased Spam
            Lack of virus protection
            And in some rare, but serious cases, fatal errors...[/edit]

            Do the right thing now...call, and remember, your call will be kept confinencial. Dont be ashamed, your NOT the only one...

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              #7
              Nice avatar Juggalo_kyl. :up: Best cartoon.

              I haven't had 56k for many years now.

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                #8
                Rural people suffer from this disease.

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