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    Post your funniest Console death messages ][

    As long as these old popular threads are being rejuvinated, why not start this one again... I used to :heart: this one.

    Here are some of mine:

    (Victim) should have realized that Hellbenders do NOT come in the Monarch Navy Mod.

    (Killer) *****-slapped (Victim) with the ShieldGun.

    (Victim) buttered his bread too much with (Killer)'s Bio goop.

    And, my old classic...

    (Victim) shouldn't have jumped to conclusions...

    Now it's your turn! Post 'em up!!!

    #2
    "Slainchild shredded FlakDino454 with a big dinoz0r"

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      #3
      Originally posted by Slainchild
      "Slainchild shredded FlakDino454 with a big dinoz0r"

      big dinoz0r? d/l link please!!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


      FlakDino454 couldn't kill Slainchild because he has already been slain.

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        #4
        PlayerPawn's redeemer hit too close to home.

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          #5
          placebo's all-supreme stick of +20 smiting killed FlakDino for ripping off
          this thread :sulk:

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            #6
            Originally posted by placebo
            placebo's all-supreme stick of +20 smiting killed FlakDino for ripping off
            this thread :sulk:
            dude take me reopening this thread as a complement cuz the original was teh 1337ness, kk?:up: :up: :up:

            sorry if it was offensive

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              #7
              Originally posted by FlakDino454
              dude take me reopening this thread as a complement cuz the original was teh 1337ness, kk?:up: :up: :up:

              sorry if it was offensive
              Naw, I kid. Sorry if I seemed abrasive. I take this as an honor.

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                #8
                Originally posted by placebo
                Naw, I kid. Sorry if I seemed abrasive. I take this as an honor.
                right thats good... u sure do a lot of kidding...
                anyway...

                (Victim) didn't realize that someone made an instagib map with mirrors.

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                  #9
                  PlayerPawn's Power Word: Bull$h1t pwnt all the other posters in this thread for being such bawless panzies.

                  OF COURSE ITS AN INSULT! FIGHT! DUEL! WIN!

                  ...and stop by when you return, I do enjoy our visits.

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                    #10
                    wtf i can understand if its been say 4 months + and you re-do a thread but 1 month is a bit silly :bulb:

                    personally i'm always too busy fragging to watch death messages

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                      #11
                      surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg

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                        #12
                        The_Deacon got his files reset by the patch

                        or something along those lines, and I couldn't be bothered changing them again.

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                          #13
                          (victim) should have read the manual

                          (victim) fell over

                          (victim) drank too much

                          (victim) left his/her skills at home

                          (victim) pressed the wrong key

                          (victim) was fragged into next week

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                            #14
                            Well I have it as simple as possible (no dinoz0rz).

                            "Slainchild killed Lauke (Assault Rifle Grenade)"

                            :up:

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                              #15
                              Mines are not funny at all, but really handy if you quickly want to know who killed who with what without reading whole sentences.

                              Code:
                              killer > SHOCK > victim
                              killer > HEADSHOT > victim
                              killer > COMBO > victim
                              killer > R0X > victim
                              etc. etc.

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