In conclusion, everyone playing Painkiller worldwide will be able to drive to CPL in a single minivan. It is both this, and the following conversation leaked from a CPL/PK private conference, that is assumed to have induced this decision:
CPL: We love money!
PK: I have money.
CPL: But no one plays PK.
PK: How many zeroes do you want?
CPL: Good enough for us.
In other news, it is rumoured that Epic will make an amazingly brilliant retaliation by adding two new vehicles in the coming months. If all goes as planned, Epic states, one new vehicle will have a semi-automatic redeemer launching turret, while the other will have a instagib minigun turret.
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