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  • #16
    Originally posted by [GOD]Odds
    That's the typical post of someone who doesnt
    right.

    Edit:On a sidenote,i hate being owned and lose my skills in a game against real ppl.
    I take it damn seriously who´s where on the scoreboard at the end of the game.
    But wtf,when i constantly drink and play where do i expect to be with so much skilled players around.
    Sure you can always own the noobs no matter if you´re unconscious or not but if you see a good player and i´ve taken one beer to many,i know im "in a world of sh1t".
    Full Metal Jacket

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    • #17
      What are "girls"?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by RetodonIIX
        What are "girls"?
        Dunno, all I know is not to touch them or I'll go to prison, us adults call them "women"

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        • #19
          Originally posted by [GOD]Odds
          Dunno, all I know is not to touch them or I'll go to prison, us adults call them "women"
          LOL - That was pretty funny :up:

          Not as good as.......


          bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
          j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
          bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
          j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
          j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
          bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
          j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
          j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
          bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
          j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
          bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
          j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
          bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
          bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
          j_gurli3: thats it.
          bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
          bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


          Though

          "Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat."

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          • #20
            Yeah that´s where its the best Med,awesome,laughed my ass off.

            Edit:Let me correct that,its fudging brilliant!!
            I cant believe its for real and not just fake,anyway,its hillarious. :haha:

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            • #21
              Originally posted by woohah
              ahem

              you sit around by yourself getting drunk and playing video games?

              do you even KNOW any girls?
              If I remember right, he's married. That is a WHOLE different ball game, there. All bets are off.

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              • #22
                Re: Re: Drinking and fragging

                Originally posted by Dark_Spectre
                Actually, sex and violence go together. However that might get a little awkward... :bulb:
                http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,92070,00.html

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                • #23
                  I dhave a nice bottle of red, half way through it Im doin ok , but bty the time i finish it I ait doin too good

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                  • #24
                    yea thats about me too in some respects...

                    after 2 glasses of merlot im cool and relaxed, playing a bit better than usual
                    after 3 1/2 im doing really good but my teammates are starting to call me a llama
                    after more than half the bottle is gone my teammates are either teamkilling me, yelling Cap Cap Cap! or Wrong way!

                    i dont know what their freakin problem is though...


                    ...and yea i know lotsa girls, so what?!

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                    • #25
                      The only time I get to play at length is when I'm drunk. By the time I'm really drunk, my fiance has already passed out so she won't b1tch at me for being on that damn computer:haha:

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                      • #26
                        Drnk now! LIVE DRUNK! AWHAWEYAWGEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!1

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                        • #27

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                          • #28
                            Hahaha :up:

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                            • #29
                              I'm married. A little drink here and there is a requirement. Play on!

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                              • #30
                                I'm always drunk.

                                LOL at Tobbe's pics and [FSB]Med:
                                bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
                                bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
                                :haha:

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