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    #46
    You should never place to many apples anyway. Otherwise he will curse you map for his own enjoyment and make the editor crash every time you want to save it. That's the most painful thing he can do to a mapper after hours of work (and I encountered it way too often in that particular map). :d


    GE, do you have a pic of that? I only know this photofit on the wall as reference:

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      #47
      I know this and I think something else on the UEd Goblin page over at UWiki.

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          #49
          Err, nice art but I do think that second pic is violating the forum rules. (besides that there aren't any skaarj females in this form)

          Edit: Above post was edited, should be ok with the rules now.

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            #50
            Ye I think second picture also violates the forum rules, maybe you should edit, before flak sees it.

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              #51
              Okay thanks guys. I added it as link with warning.

              Hope that's fine. Sorry.

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                #52
                Originally posted by Barionyx View Post
                Edit: Above post was edited, should be ok with the rules now.
                No, it's not.
                Here's a quote from the forum rules:
                Originally posted by Joe Wilcox
                [01] No pornographic material, warez, or illegal software! Offering images, links or information regarding such content will not be tolerated.
                You can look up the rules here.
                You should remove it, I don't know if something like that would result in a ban or of if you'd get a warning.

                Because I want to stay on topic I'll show you something amusing I did while testing Sunspire2:
                Never let a Juggernaut be on top of a human pyramid!
                [SHOT]http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7493/utgirlzpyramid.jpg[/SHOT]
                [SHOT]http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6632/utgirlzpyramid2.jpg[/SHOT]
                [SHOT]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3306/pyramidcollapsed2.jpg[/SHOT]
                The Xan dump (ever wondered where all these corpses go to)?
                [SHOT]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/958/xandump.jpg[/SHOT]

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Sly. View Post
                  No, it's not.
                  Here's a quote from the forum rules:

                  You can look up the rules here.
                  You should remove it, I don't know if something like that would result in a ban or of if you'd get a warning.
                  Uhm I just thought's there's difference between handdrawn nude video game characters and porn.

                  Anyway, removed now. The link was to deviantart, if anyone is wondering.

                  All in all, thanks for looking out for me.

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                    #54
                    If it wouldn't then this rule would apply:
                    Originally posted by Joe Wilcox
                    [11]This forum is not rated M. Please keep that in mind when posting.
                    It's better to stay on the safe way than being banned from the forums

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Sly. View Post
                      No, it's not.[...]
                      I thought it's ok if he writes that warning there... Idc, I'm older than 18
                      Originally posted by Sly. View Post
                      [...]Never let a Juggernaut be on top of a human pyramid![...]
                      Is that an animation or just an arrangement? Looks funny.

                      So I looked through my thick screenshot folder and got you the funniest I could find, also ones I mentioned earlier that I finally found:

                      Bad Parking 2
                      Again I thought to myself: "Why does that always happen to me?"
                      Malcolm close-up
                      Did you know he has his eyes closed?
                      Mess
                      What happens when you don't clean up after a match...
                      To run ones head through a bridge
                      This chaos warrior had some really bad luck.
                      Skaarj in the wood
                      Dominator "hanging out".
                      Core barbeque
                      I thought that would make for a pretty nice location!
                      The evil imp
                      It attatched itself to his back and he had a hard time trying to get it off while swinging his axe around wildly. Finally he succeeded.
                      Don't mess with me!
                      What happens to those who are annoying me although I wield a doubleaxe.
                      Biting the hockey stick
                      A strange way to celebrate victory but it has style somehow...
                      Werewolf and sword
                      I really don't know how to describe that, look for yourself.

                      Bonus: I catched the moment where someone got her arm link-beamed off!

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Barionyx View Post
                        Is that an animation or just an arrangement? Looks funny.
                        Playersonly, jump/walk/fly to destination point, play taunt animations, type in suicide and press enter in the right moment, change playermodel, repeat :>
                        It seems the engine can only handle 3 (or was it 4) ragdolls at the same time so you have to suicide 3, 4 times in playersonly and the next suicide after the limit you should stand on the place (no ragdoll) in a walking position (in the editor's top view you'd "head to the positive side of the X-axis", actually you stand still.). To get rid of the walking position and the direction you're looking into you have to suicide while a taunt animation (only if you use them you can make such poses) of choice is being played. Or you go into fly mode, press a taunt animation keybind and suicide in the air. Suicide with an animation while doing a jump/double jump works as well

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Sly. View Post
                          [...]It seems the engine can only handle 3 (or was it 4) ragdolls at the same time [...]
                          Well, the mutator Slaughter2004 (which lets a certain number of corpses stay and not vanish) makes more than 4 ragdolls possible (up to 15 if you count "fresh" ones aswell).

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Barionyx View Post
                            Bad Parking 2
                            Again I thought to myself: "Why does that always happen to me?"
                            I also have some very unique ways to park a car...

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                              #59
                              The UT3 Scorpion with its self destruction in the current beta is one of the vehicles that just want to kill you (apart from the second seat of the Hellbender, but that's another story..). It does its job very well.
                              However, the UT3 Viper does it even better even if it doesn't explode in front of your face:
                              Originally posted by Sly. View Post
                              Originally posted by 100GPing100 View Post
                              You need to jump and 1 sec after you jump if you press the altfire button you activate it

                              You can also just be just pressing the alt fire (you press the altfire, it jumps and then keep pressing the button) and it will selfdetruct as soon as possible
                              This killed me. First I thought it was the self destruction (like the UT3 Scorpion self destruction bug which kills you) but then I took a look at the death message in the lower left corner and read: "Sly. killed himself with a Flak shell" or something like that. lol, I guess I pressed alt. fire way too often
                              Btw, this didn't happened once to me but several times since I made this post. Yeah, I have a talent for such mishaps. The way I play is just one big joke. Do you remember the wall in the Community Tournament?
                              Yeah... now you should know what I mean by "the way I play is just one big joke"

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                                #60
                                Nice, told you it would be very good on this thread

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