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    OT: A real AF&D adventure

    Welcome to a real Advanced Faggots & Dungeons adventure! In this thread all UT2003/2004 forum members can battle eachother to gain the title of gigantic f*ggot.

    First choose a race:

    - Dwarves (midget ******* bonus +1)
    - Gnome (gains "vibrator" at start of game)
    - Elves (can be f*cked in ear)
    - Human (totally useless)
    - Orc (***** length +2)
    - Undead (can f*ck corpses)
    - Polish (**** +1 bonus)

    ok, the background story of the game is that there is a big f*cking forest with alot of midgets and orcs who battle eachother and try to get as much pleasure points as possible.
    if you get 5 pleasure points you get an ****** and you empty a ball, if you empty both balls you win the game.

    Now, choose a mighty class:

    - Warrior (rape +1)
    - Summoner (can summon serpent to suck dicks)
    - Serpent (sucks summoner ****)
    - Templar (calls upon the gods to receive ****)
    - Rogue (can backstab with ***** while hidden in shadow for damage multiplyer)
    - Ranger (can use skill "***********")

    well, the game goes like this, the first one who postes needs to post a number or an insult (or flame) towards me, someone else or towards this thread. Also, you have to say something nice about the sandals of \(+_+)/ for the discussion value of this thread. The formula to receive points is...

    n x i = p (number x insult = pleasurepoints)

    soo... lets say I'm the first one to post... I post this:

    "this thread is f*cking stupid, f*ggot... 99. \(+_+)/, are your sandals brown or pink?"

    you just called me a f*ggot... so... 6 letter word x 99 = 594! Now... try to score as much points as possible without getting banned or getting me banned.

    Choose a gender:

    - Male (no bonusses)
    - Transsexual (detachable ***** bonus +3)
    - Polish (bukkake bonus +4)

    So... go ahead, post your gender, race and class plus your attack and battle for the title of gigantic f*ggot!


    Enjoy!

    #2
    welcome back, now please go away again

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      #3
      errrr

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        #4
        What does this have to do with XMP?

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          #5
          that guy is a Fagget, hes mind is clouded with gay dreams
          i know his real Nick Jermaine_X, ignored him and he went on gay talking for attention, what a frustrating sad man.

          with avatar of a women you do deserve a discount now leave him alone or he will comite suicide.


          warnng his looking for someone to talk to, sad little man.


          cannot **** his own gay *** :up:

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            #6
            Originally posted by \(+_+)/
            that guy is a Fagget, hes mind is clouded with gay dreams
            i know his real Nick Jermaine_X, ignored him and he went on gay talking for attention, what a frustrating sad man.

            with avatar of a women you do deserve a discount now leave him alone or he will comite suicide.


            warnng his looking for someone to talk to, sad little man.


            cannot **** his own gay *** :up:
            xan gay

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              #7
              Re: OT: A real AF&D adventure

              xan ******

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                #8
                Originally posted by \(+_+)/
                that guy is a Fagget, hes mind is clouded with gay dreams
                i know his real Nick Jermaine_X, ignored him and he went on gay talking for attention, what a frustrating sad man.
                Um... \(+_+)/, that trick doesn't work when nobody likes you and you can't spell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by \(+_+)/
                  that guy is a Fagget, hes mind is clouded with gay dreams
                  i know his real Nick Jermaine_X, ignored him and he went on gay talking for attention, what a frustrating sad man.

                  cannot **** his own gay *** :up:

                  d00d~ i think you just won the game. :bulb:

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Boksha
                    Um... \(+_+)/, that trick doesn't work when nobody likes you and you can't spell.
                    shut yo *** up , lonely man, dont even know your *** .
                    i only accept female for biatches, i wont **** no gay weakass old man.

                    good bye SLAP:up:

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by sneaky_usb
                      d00d~ i think you just won the game. :bulb:
                      Disturbing and true.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kabhal
                        What does this have to do with XMP?
                        :up:

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