Ok, bit of a fun topic here.
You know you've played too much UT when.....
On friday night: instead of worrying about what outfit your going to wear and what club your going to, you instead worry about what server your going to play on and wether it's gonna be ONS or VCTF.
You have had at least one dream where unreal tournament was real. Extra points awarded if the characters in the dream were pixel based.
When picking up friends in your car: instead of waiting outside and calling them you continiously honk your horn until they are all inside the car and the doors are closed and you've been driving for at least a minute.
When involved in drunken playfights, you mimic UT announcer quotes such as "headshot" (beer mat on head), ownage and God Like.
You sign credit card receipts as your UT name.
When phoning up car dealers you say things like "I like that pickup but I'd prefer it to have bigger wheels like a hell bender".
You haven't spoke to your friends since UT99, and you stopped speaking to your own mother when UT24K was released. You cancel dates, social gatherings and any form of social interaction because "UT is more fun"
Your girlfriend (presuming you still have one) knows your favourite map, vehicle and weapon.
You've googled "plasma rifles for sale".
You have asked your parents / girlfriend / wife to buy you a raptor for christmas.
You spent over $2,000 on PC upgrades for the sole purpose of playing unreal tournament.
You didn't speak to your best friend for a whole week because he drove off in a hell bender without you.
The most stressing factors in your life are spawn killers and ping times.
..... continue
You know you've played too much UT when.....
On friday night: instead of worrying about what outfit your going to wear and what club your going to, you instead worry about what server your going to play on and wether it's gonna be ONS or VCTF.
You have had at least one dream where unreal tournament was real. Extra points awarded if the characters in the dream were pixel based.
When picking up friends in your car: instead of waiting outside and calling them you continiously honk your horn until they are all inside the car and the doors are closed and you've been driving for at least a minute.
When involved in drunken playfights, you mimic UT announcer quotes such as "headshot" (beer mat on head), ownage and God Like.
You sign credit card receipts as your UT name.
When phoning up car dealers you say things like "I like that pickup but I'd prefer it to have bigger wheels like a hell bender".
You haven't spoke to your friends since UT99, and you stopped speaking to your own mother when UT24K was released. You cancel dates, social gatherings and any form of social interaction because "UT is more fun"
Your girlfriend (presuming you still have one) knows your favourite map, vehicle and weapon.
You've googled "plasma rifles for sale".
You have asked your parents / girlfriend / wife to buy you a raptor for christmas.
You spent over $2,000 on PC upgrades for the sole purpose of playing unreal tournament.
You didn't speak to your best friend for a whole week because he drove off in a hell bender without you.
The most stressing factors in your life are spawn killers and ping times.
..... continue
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