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    Come play Assault on the Dry Lobster!

    You should come play Assault! We're playing on this server:

    ut2004://69.93.54.82:7777

    Real AS maps (no race or trials BS), friendly players, and lots of health benefits! This is *the* server for assault, mainly because all the sexy & cool people play there. Plus, free beer & hookers. Also, assault has several health benefits!

    # Playing Assault has major and immediate health benefits for men and women of all ages.
    # Assault players live longer than continuing non-AS players. For example, people who start playing assault before age 50 have one-half the risk of dying in the next 15 years compared with continuing non-AS players.
    # Playing assault decreases the risk of lung cancer, other cancers, heart attack, stroke, and chronic lung disease.
    # Women who play assault before pregnancy or during the first 3 to 4 months of pregnancy reduce their risk of having a low birth weight baby to that of women who don't play assault.
    # The health benefits of playing assault far exceed any risks from the average 5-pound weight gain or any adverse psychological effects that may follow playing assault.

    So you see, if you don't play assault, you will die of heart disease. So come spill your blood with us! Rawr!

    #2
    im coming soon

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      #3
      Assuming this is US (since no continent mentioned)... what area?

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        #4
        Dallas IIRC

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          #5
          GG's.

          We were attacked by rabid hot women, so it was pretty cool. Too bad the rest of you couldn't make it T_T

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            #6
            I mainly play on Omnipotents, but I visit the Lobster occasionally.

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