Don't forget your Santa hat!

[legacy-fu_fu]

It's that time of year - don't forget the annual forum tradition of Santa hat avatars.

Happy Thanksgiving.

:up:

[legacy-A2597]

I forgot to remove mine.

[legacy-Mort_Q]

Humbug!

[legacy-GShepherd]

Here's something for ya all.. Hope I don't get banned

'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my *****, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ***, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa ****head, whoa *******, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jock, to cover my ***,
When down the chimmney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and smelled like a *****.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his ****** and ****** in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false ****,
The next was a handgun with a ***** that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a ***** extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.
A french tickler, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a ***** so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his *** and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying,"Take me home, Rudolf. This night's been a *****!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about ***** is you can't wear it out!!"

Originally posted by Mort_Q
Humbug!

So put on a scrooge hat.

[legacy-patroN™]

i need a new avatar first :bulb:

/me looks at krill3

[legacy-poobeard]

<-- Well? What do you think.

[legacy-fu_fu]

Originally posted by poobeard
<-- Well? What do you think.

:haha:

nice 1.

[legacy-Tropic]

how do you make a gif animated?

Originally posted by Tropic
how do you make a gif animated?

http://members.aol.com/royalef/gifmake.htm

BTW, nice job poobeard :up:

[legacy-pk_lonestar]

HO HO!:up:

[legacy-poobeard]

Hehe thanks. My avatar was already animated, I added the hat in the Game Maker sprite editor(I'm used to it) then optimised the Gif with ULEAD Gif Animator. I had to add an extra frame to get the hat spinning but it turned out ok.:haha:

[Kr4zed]

I think I'll just leave Crimson without it...

Besides that it probably wouldn't suit her.

[Xabora]

SANTA SUIT OF POWNAGE!!!