Originally Posted by tonton
I'd love to see dual chainsaws.
We've got the golf club but how about a tennis racquet?
A broom sword and dustpan shield.
A bunny suit or teddy bear or other plush animal.
A generic baseball cap, on backwards.
A crow bar sword and hubcap shield.
The severed arm of a werewolf as a sword.
A bible style tome with a fictional religious symbol on front, as a sword.
A protest sign and a hippie bandana with a peace sign.
A police baton and plexiglass riot shield with a police riot helmet.
A spatula sword and frying pan shield. Or a frying pan sword and the lid as a shield.
An energy shield.
A diamond engagement ring.
A scarab ring and a Tutankhamen mask as a helm.
A toga as armor and crown of olive leaves, with a scroll as a sword.
A statue of liberty crown and torch as a sword with the tablet as a shield.