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    Default UC2 Fan Fiction

    This is just a post farming thread now, locking as we dont want spam. Thanks.

    You know, instead of having all these fanfics suddenly floating around, why don't you guys all collabarate on a single one!

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    Ultimate Fanfic:

    Xan kills everyone.
    Xan rebuilds everyone as an android.
    Xan rules world.

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    And then Malcolm leads an Android resistance that fails miserably.

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    Raptor is captured and is reprogrammed to help the humans

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    Meanwhile Selket, Sapphire, and Devastation have a pool party

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    don't exlude lauren

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    Lauren was inside getting the tanning oil

    When she returns, the 4 gals....or 3 gals and one "it" jump in the pool and giggle

    Devastation's great ummm engineering allows her to avoid being blown up by being in water

    They stop and see that one of their tops has just come off and is floating away....

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    Then Arclite and Gorge arrived, jumped in, and took off their armor...

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    *80's porn music plays in the background*
    *chicka bow wow...*

    The very sight of 2 juggs in the buff is enough to scare away a Tyrnannosaurus...however, these 4 ladies...(3 and one "it") have seen far worse than this...

    Just then...Szalor and Torgr arrive.....in spandex...
    *chaos ensues*

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    And than brock comes and steals all the ladies (3 and 1 "it")

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    But wait!

    Sobek the super pimp is here!

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    As brock is carrying the 3 and one "it" he soon realizes that despite the females being gone from the pool...it did not stop the juggs and Skaarj to..."enjoy themselves"

    With utter shock, brock and the 4 others stare in complete disarray and disgust...

    ...They notice in the distance Anubis with binoculars...
    Just as Sobek has arrived with his shades and leather jacket

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    Then of course devs come and eat them all alive (and no their aren't any hidden conotations)

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    wow, this was tkaen a little to far!!

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    Shhh KQ12, we dont want to draw attention

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    wow this was taken way to far

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    As the pool party winds down to an end, they all notice something in the sky...

    ...It's Raiden, he brought his raw meat (hahah get it? raw meat...wait)....raw meat to cook on the barbecue that is (you sickos)

    As he overcooked everything as usual, something Purple and glowy appeard in the pool....It was a UDAMAGE..

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    who knew that this was gonna work....

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    It works...because I make it work muhahahahahha..heh..*runs*

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    The UDAMAGE was glowing so brightly that everyone in a 12 mile radius noticed it....Except Raiden who was still cooking. Everyone in that 12 mile radius jumped into the pool and started fighting over it...But then Raiden noticed it and jumped into the pool as well electrocuting everyone except.....

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    Except the automatons are impervious to water AND electricity. (Who'da thunk robots in the future were?)

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    While everyone and their grandmother are being shocked in the pool (except for the robots) the UDAMAGE is picked up and taken by Raptor...

    ..As Raptor blows the swimming pool up, everyone is ejected into the bushes...where they continue to make love..err...fight over a UDAMAGE they believe is still there

    Raptor, now all powerful goes up to Devastation and proposes to marry her..it...

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    ...never realises that it too is a girl, and Devastation doesn't aprove gay marriage. So Raptor takes his anger out on a random Nali, who a Skaarj was about to kill, and he gets mad, causing him to...

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    ...gain a British accent and begin to converse with Sobek, who is busy pimping out Sapphire...

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    Sapphire's old Hellbender with 592305 1 inch by 1 inch tv screens, a silk bed, and 3....

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    ...rockets mounted on a muffler launcher...



    (writers block)

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    ... with very old underglow neon ...

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    As Sapphire and Sobek chat it up, Selket notices Anubis charging straight at her with his staff (hehe staff) and swings and nails her across the yard. She hits a wall creating a very large dent sending debris flying everywhere in a cloud of destruction.

    She gets up, unscathed and charges Anubis, he swings at her but she ducks and digs her knee into his stomach sending Anubis crashing into the remains of the swimming pool, tiles fly into the air, clouds of dust and ash shoot into every direction.

    He gets up, unscathed and they both charge each other, locked arm to arm they struggle, the anger in their eyes, the madness consuming them, two rivals locking in a heated confrontation...

    ...Just then, Anubis gets a whiff of her perfume, *they proceed to make out*...

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    while Lauren watches in the bushes. But, they see see her and....

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    ...they notice Brock creeping up behind her, Lauren senses this and swings her blades around behind her only to be met and countered by a staff made of Necris...Brock expected such an attack.

    He swung full force into Lauren's side launching her out of the bushes as her body rams itself into the conrete ground.

    She jumps up, enraged, her eyes full of fire and charges up for an aerial strike. Brock realizes this and activates his sheild ready for the full force of her wrath

    As Lauren reaches the peak of her charge she unleashes and rams into Brocks sheild, shattering it and sending him flying backwards, his body bouncing off the ground and hitting a tree. Lauren then realizes what she has done and also remembering that she once loved Brock

    She runs up to him passed out on the ground...*she makes out with him*...


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    lol, you all crazy. btw, Wheres Malcolm...

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    This is starting to get creepy...

    The juggernauts and Skaarj finally notice that there's no water left in the pool and are filled with rage...

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    lol STAR your pretty creepy person

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    Default the juggernauts and skaarj also notice that...

    that Anubis was watching from the hill
    in the same moment as they start to think he┤s gay selket realizes that anubis has fallen in love with her and was only looking for her....

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    Szalor and torgr still in spandex wrestling in mud with the naked juggs...

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    Default ohhh gee

    thats disgusting

    i hope i┤ll never meet a naked mad juggernaut
    because of his big.......muscels

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    a axe flys and hits the ground right next to the pool and the skarr,juggs,naktis,and the necris plus evry one else stares at it and....BOOM comes apophis chargeing directly at the axe he picks it and prepares to beats up anubis for makeing out with selket. they both talk and fight it out and they three selket,anubis, and apophis start to fight going on a unstopable killing spree...apophis hears this in his head the word GODLIKE but then some thing happens........................................... ...........




    P.S i tryed

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    Than Malcolm says to Apophis "Hey ur not playable!! Get otta here!!"

    and apophis runs home crying

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    (Its not creepy, its a mix of creativity and boredom)

    With Apophis there in all his glory, the others wonder to themselves what it would be like to be him...but of course they cant, because he was in the character's section of the main website so they were given the illusion that he would be playable...

    ...but alas, he isnt.

    Just then, Malcolm appeared with his big hard cryostaff and said "Damn man, I missed the party"

    Apophis then raises his hand and says "not if I can help it!"

    *music plays, a dance floor rolls out, they all get their groove on, nah mean*

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    And than the Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag
    comes and the story begins again........


 
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