Unreal, in all its versions, variations and mods is without a doubt the ****test game ever made. It is so incredibly bad you would get more out of flipping a coin - at least that can be classified as somewhat entertaining. You guys are all total losers, you need to get out of the house a bit more, get some sunlight, you know, that thing you've never heard of.
As for getting an unreal tattoo, that is just the height of sadness. What are you going to tell your girlfriend? If you ever get one that is, which is unlikely given that you're sad enough to get a tattoo of your favourite computer game. Talk about obsessive.
I know you retards are going to ***** and whine about this post because you can't accept how right I am. No, it's not a matter of opinion, it's fact. Unreal is ****. You guys are **** for supporting it. Let me introduce you to a little concept known as the real world. That's right guys, I'm the first to break it to you. There is a world outside of unreal. You can do all sorts of things in this 'real' world. You can leave the house, you can better yourself physically and mentally, which you probably need since you're all fat nerds, with the exception of those of you who never leave the computer to get something to eat.
Sorry if I offended you, but I'm sure you can cool off with a nice game of Unreal just like you deal with all your other problems, you socially inept losers. Now I know I'm going to get the usual bull**** retorts about how I'm equally sad for posting about how sad you lot are. That's okay, you need to hear it from someone, before it's too late for you to turn your sorry life around.
So you're going to report me to a moderator? Oh no. Does that make you feel big? Well go right ahead, I'm sure that's the only power you're ever going to enjoy (except of course, being able to snipe someone in Unreal).
By the way, if you reply to me (which I know you will), you're admitting that this game sucks ass.
PS - Your speedy replies are simply proving my point. RL is a nice acronym btw, though you could be talking about a rocket launcher.