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  1. #21
    Skred
    Guest
    Had one happen tonight at school. Someone said something to the effect of "Your'e pretty smart". My automatic response (AKA auto-taunt), was "faster, stronger, better." I was like "oh sorry, just something I heard on a video game..."

    I thought lol to myself and of Sly...LMAO

  2. #22
    Sly.
    Guest
    Campers:
    [shot]http://wizii.wz.cz/camping.jpg[/shot]

    You may never know what they will do next

  3. #23
    LobsterTipper
    Guest
    A basketball hit my face today after I failed to catch it SO I BLAMED IT ON THE LAG.

  4. #24
    Skred
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Sly. View Post
    Campers:
    [shot]http://wizii.wz.cz/camping.jpg[/shot]

    You may never know what they will do next
    You walk over to get a ask for a 'nanna and they headshot you.

  5. #25
    Baryonyx
    Guest
    Nice parking, right?
    [SHOT]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6486/shot00575z.png[/SHOT]
    Happened to me in ONS-Dryice with a UT3 Scorpion jumping from the ramp in the base with speed booster

  6. #26
    Sly.
    Guest

    Talking lol

    Tss tss tss... Barionyx, how many times did I already say that trees are not flagpoles and Scorpions are not flags

  7. #27
    GreatEmerald
    Guest
    Must be a UT3 scorpion XD

  8. #28
    Sly.
    Guest
    Yeah That reminds me of the last Community Tournament. I didn't know that you can fly almost as high as a building in Downtown by using the boost and crashing against another object

  9. #29
    9ades
    Guest
    I physically dodged off a wall once or twice. Not really to the same velocity as an unreal pawn though. I've also tried actual dodge moves, even mimicking the jump sound as I do it, I can't dodge very fast, or more then 2 feet though.

    Also, I look at real buildings and try to figure out, can an unreal player survive a fall from that height?

  10. #30
    Sly.
    Guest
    *checks checklist*
    You play too much UT if you jump out of the window to take a shortcut while in the 3rd floor.
    Yeah, they'd survive a jump out of the third floor... but you wouldn't.

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