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U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 03:41 PM
what is your conversation in the story?

my favorite conversation from the game is [dom]did u hear that?[markus] its just the wind. [dom] yah right whens the last time the wind said "hostiles" to You? [theron guard] grrrrrrrr [markus] ah...sh** they upgraded [baird] there called theron guards [dom] do u think they know what were doing? [markus] well were not here to sell cookies, so they know somthings up.

Mark02V
11-20-2006, 03:47 PM
I'd have to go with Act 2 when you are with Baird and right after you beat the Boomers. Forgot the whole conversation but I always crack a smile each time I hear it.

U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 03:49 PM
yah i love the humor in this game

U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 03:54 PM
oh and i know what one your talking about to for some reason i remember like all there conversations.... it goes something like this [baird] cole this things are almost as big as u are. [cole] yeah almost! they walk down a little [baird] corpser! [baird] yah its playing with as its going to save us for a snack for later! [markus] bull shi* [baird] u think im kidding? [markus] no i think your bat a** crazy [cole] awwww how cute [dom] yah like to as* holes on there first date

Mark02V
11-20-2006, 03:57 PM
oh and i know what one your talking about to for some reason i remember like all there conversations.... it goes something like this [baird] cole this things are almost as big as u are. [cole] yeah almost! they walk down a little [baird] corpser! [baird] yah its playing with as its going to save us for a snack for later! [markus] bull shi* [baird] u think im kidding? [markus] no i think your bat a** crazy [cole] awwww how cute [dom] yah like to as* holes on there first date

Yup that's the one.

U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 04:01 PM
lol yah there all great

{SM}LeadSniper
11-20-2006, 04:18 PM
i lol at the selling cookies comment.

Iduno
11-20-2006, 04:30 PM
[carmain] "Somethings wrong with my gun it keeps jamming" "See?" (then he gets headshoted)

U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 04:50 PM
[carmain] "Somethings wrong with my gun it keeps jamming" "See?" (then he gets headshoted)

yah that one wasent funny though

Iduno
11-20-2006, 05:13 PM
it is when you see it again on another playthrough (maybe i've just got a sick sense of humour like the 2nd time I saw the guy who looked like carmaine run off and get owned by the berserker made me laugh as well)

Mad Tom
11-20-2006, 05:24 PM
[Baird] "yeah we kicked their ass!" [Markus] "Its not over yet Baird, you better reload" [Bunch of loukus start firing] [Baird] Why? [Markus] "Thats why"

U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 08:57 PM
like the 2nd time I saw the guy who looked like carmaine run off and get owned by the berserker made me laugh as well


WHEN I SAW THAT I WAS DAMNNN THEN I STARTED LUAGHING

U S NAVY SEALS
11-20-2006, 08:58 PM
[Baird] "yeah we kicked their ass!" [Markus] "Its not over yet Baird, you better reload" [Bunch of loukus start firing] [Baird] Why? [Markus] "Thats why"

yah that was a good one too

Endnote
11-20-2006, 10:32 PM
Its not really a conversation but I love it when you get out of the city in the Junker and Baird puts some crappy song on the radio and Marcus just growls "Turn that **** off, Baird"

U S NAVY SEALS
11-21-2006, 02:12 AM
lol yah that works too

musilowski
11-21-2006, 08:37 AM
I'd have to go with Act 2 when you are with Baird and right after you beat the Boomers. Forgot the whole conversation but I always crack a smile each time I hear it.

"Those things were almost as big as you Cole!"

:D

And one is at the factory; "There's room for one more, t's a ****ing party in here!".

gow56
11-21-2006, 01:52 PM
The best in Act 3 when Baird and Cole in sewers and Marcus and Dom up above them. Baird:"we got room for one more" Marcus: "no thanks" Baird: "okay, but its a fu**ing party down here"

tanis38
11-21-2006, 02:43 PM
The best in Act 3 when Baird and Cole in sewers and Marcus and Dom up above them. Baird:"we got room for one more" Marcus: "no thanks" Baird: "okay, but its a fu**ing party down here"

I laugh with that one everytime. Baird is hilarious, and the guy that did his voice did a very good job.

Macfire
11-21-2006, 05:36 PM
We are going to get dysentery from this sh**. - single best line in the game, spoken by Baird. The way he says it gets me every time.

Of course the rest of the dialog in this part is great, but it's not quite as memorable.

Monotheist
11-21-2006, 06:20 PM
Dom: Did you see that?
Fenix: Yep. I did. Kinda wish I hadn't.

Just for the mixture of apathy and disdain in his voice. Couldn't help but grin.


"So if I was yo' ass, I'd get my ass outta there pronto. You dig?"

In the modern world of voice acting in video games, where it sometimes soon becomes unbearable, it's good to see a game like Gears Of War, FULL of perfect dialogue that doesn't get old or stale.

Especially during the non-conversation or cut-scene bits. Just in the middle of a battle. "Ohhh, nice...I think I got some of it in my eyes." right after chainsawing someone?

Kerb-stomping a Locust and then hearing Fenix say something on the lines of "That was satisfying." reassured me that my 50 had been well spent.

U S NAVY SEALS
11-22-2006, 02:05 AM
Dom: Did you see that?
Fenix: Yep. I did. Kinda wish I hadn't.

i was just about to post that

specops527
11-22-2006, 09:35 PM
[Dom], we saw you play!
[Cole] That's right, everybody wants to see the train baby!
[Dom] Remember Marcus? Division playoffs.
[Marcus] I remember you owe me twenty bucks.
[Dom] Yea, see me after the war.

or
[Marcus] How's it goin' back there Baird?
[Baird] Ohh it's great, somebody figured out Cole used to play thrashball, no their all like *in a schoolgirl voice* "ooh Cole train, tell us all about that play again" and "Will you sign my shirt?", where the hell are you guys anyway?

U S NAVY SEALS
11-22-2006, 10:43 PM
[Dom], we saw you play!
[Cole] That's right, everybody wants to see the train baby!
[Dom] Remember Marcus? Division playoffs.
[Marcus] I remember you owe me twenty bucks.
[Dom] Yea, see me after the war.

or
[Marcus] How's it goin' back there Baird?
[Baird] Ohh it's great, somebody figured out Cole used to play thrashball, no their all like *in a schoolgirl voice* "ooh Cole train, tell us all about that play again" and "Will you sign my shirt?", where the hell are you guys anyway?

lol i love the humor

musilowski
11-23-2006, 07:43 AM
Hehe, just realised that on the cart section from the factory, when the boomer is standing on the ledge;

"What the hell is that doing here?"
"Checking tickets?"

Damn I laughed at that. :D

clayj
11-23-2006, 09:37 AM
I think my favorite comes in two parts... part one:

Baird: "We are gonna get dysentery from this ****."

Part two:

Marcus: "Where's Baird?"
Cole: "He's in the toilet."

Personally, I didn't think dysentery set in quite that quickly. ;)

auto303615
11-23-2006, 09:50 AM
No one has mentioned my favourite one-liner yet...



Next time I'll stay with the exploding gas station.

REVELATION47
11-23-2006, 03:59 PM
Whichever dialouge has Cole in it, it is funny.

L337 Lemming
11-23-2006, 04:10 PM
i like the bit on the train, as the beserker is there and marcus is told by anya that the hammer of dawn cant be used..

Marcus : okay then, time for plan B....you got a plan B?

Dom: Hell no!

j-wrell
11-23-2006, 04:30 PM
Cole: Yeah WHOO bring it on baby, This my kinda ****!

lol that was pretty funny

0v3rd0$3
11-24-2006, 04:48 AM
"imma find som e locust and ruin their day,yagnome sayin?I BRING THE PAIN!" "dont you ever get tired?" "HELL TO THE NO!"

musilowski
11-24-2006, 12:19 PM
"Bring it on baby!" :D

LT ROBERT COLE
11-24-2006, 12:54 PM
[Baird] There's **** everywhere

U S NAVY SEALS
11-25-2006, 01:05 AM
[staranded]do u want to barrow my glasses?

U S NAVY SEALS
11-25-2006, 01:06 AM
Hehe, just realised that on the cart section from the factory, when the boomer is standing on the ledge;

"What the hell is that doing here?"
"Checking tickets?"

Damn I laughed at that. :D

i never heard that part

P0lyPrissyPants
11-25-2006, 08:54 PM
i only heard it once, so i'm not entirely sure if this is correct but i chainsawed a guy and marcus said something like this: "AH! I got some on me!.......COOTIES!"

rudespartan117
11-26-2006, 12:36 AM
i never heard that part

that is when you and domingo are in the mines in the carts.

gow56
11-26-2006, 04:02 PM
Almost forgot:
"hey i think i found the lights"
"yep, ya did"*pause* "turn em off will ya"

When in act 3 you enter the room with all the bloody eaten dead technicians.

Shadow Dancer
11-26-2006, 04:18 PM
[Dom]"It's bad enough fighting these things above ground, in broad daylight, but underground, in the dark?"
[Fenix]"Yep, could be bad. But, hey, don't tell Baird that; he's scared sh**less as it is..."

[Cole] Booted, suited, and ready to get executed.

[Dom] Okay, enough with the falling down already.

[Fenix, after 2nd Berserker fight] Let's not do that again...

rudespartan117
11-27-2006, 05:27 PM
[cole] when my momma meets you, she's gona kick your a**

rudespartan117
11-27-2006, 05:27 PM
^ or something of the like

U S NAVY SEALS
11-27-2006, 09:35 PM
that is when you and domingo are in the mines in the carts.

oh yah ii know were that is i remeber it now.... i love this fuc*ing game

rudespartan117
12-04-2006, 01:33 PM
yep, this is like one of the best game out there.

~Anyways im reviving this thread also to the front page because people decided to pump and put their favortie quots in the "Chessiest lines in the Game" thread.

~Lol, what a great place to put your favorite Quotes. :P

cUnNiNg_StUnTs
12-04-2006, 01:46 PM
The conversation, while laying on the grass after they deployed the resonator.

That's my favorite, it reminded me of being in the military.

rudespartan117
12-04-2006, 06:13 PM
ooh, gtg c that again

Grey19
12-04-2006, 06:30 PM
I really laughed when in the mine cart level, you're rejoined by Cole and Baird. Cole pops out of the door and says "Can't stop the train baby" and there's about a million flies buzzing around him. It just struck me as incredibly funny.

Vatsu1
12-05-2006, 10:01 PM
The trains at home on the rails...

rudespartan117
12-05-2006, 10:04 PM
those are like the worst lines ever y'know

Darkrage7
12-07-2006, 08:21 PM
mine was....basically

[Dom] Look whos here[Markus] Sucks to be them [Baird} Not a Word [Dom] whatever you say[Baird]you knwo what theres room for oen more...its a ****** party down here.

ALL TIEM GREATEST LINE IN ANY VIDEOGAME...the last one

rudespartan117
12-07-2006, 10:09 PM
get better grammer please but yeah, that cracked me up on the first time :D

musilowski
12-09-2006, 11:58 AM
"We've been here for atleast two minutes!"

rudespartan117
12-09-2006, 07:10 PM
I think the best one is when you crossed the river in Act 3 Baird says "When these Guys Finally found out that Cole played Trash ball they were all like: Hey Number 83 sign my shirt"
Number 83 sign my shirt- he said it in a freaking awesome voice

gow56
12-09-2006, 07:41 PM
"hoffmans meeting us there"-Kim
"Hoffman...sh*t"-Marcus
"THis is gonna be awesome"-Dom

U S NAVY SEALS
12-11-2006, 10:08 PM
"We've been here for atleast two minutes!"

lol that is a funny one liner

rudespartan117
12-13-2006, 05:30 PM
[FWD:}]
I think the best one is when you crossed the river in Act 3 Baird says "When these Guys Finally found out that Cole played Trash ball they were all like: Hey Number 83 sign my shirt"
Number 83 sign my shirt- he said it in a freaking awesome voice
[/FWD:}]

dustSLAVE2971
12-13-2006, 06:55 PM
it's kinda strange , but it's when u first see Cole, right after he gets hit with a grenade, he mutters "Bye , bye , nutsac.." the captions didn't show everytime i replayed that part , but he says it.

gow56
12-13-2006, 07:05 PM
he doesn't say uit the locust that killed him says it. trust me, the voice is waaay to alien to be Cole.

rudespartan117
12-14-2006, 06:50 PM
lol" Bye bye nutsac"

Motnur
12-14-2006, 07:16 PM
I like it when Dom and Cole are talking about how Cole always throws up on the King Ravens and Dom's just like "You're sitting next to Marcus then."

katalyst
12-14-2006, 10:19 PM
I actually have two. Both of which are close to each other in the game.

1. When everyones in the imulsion factory Baird comes online and says, "Theres sh!t everywhere!"

2. Later in the factory when baird and cole are in the sewers and baird goes, "Hey why dont you come down here and see how you like it. Its a f ucking party down here"

ShadowChild
12-14-2006, 11:28 PM
[carmain] "Somethings wrong with my gun it keeps jamming" "See?" (then he gets headshoted)

That wasnt funny!!!! Carmine died!! D=!!!! He was so young too...

I prefer the chopper scene. All of them really.

[Cole] "Man I hate Ravens. I always throw up on those things"
[Dom] "Great. Youre sitting next to Marcus."
[Marcus] *glare*

Something like that.

Motnur
12-14-2006, 11:44 PM
^ Eh, he smirked, but close enough. :]

Heartless117
12-15-2006, 11:31 PM
its a ****in party down here.......................third act wen u meet delta 2 before that *** calls us faciast

ShadowChild
12-15-2006, 11:49 PM
[Dom] Welcome back to the army.
[Marcus] Shiiit....

[Cole] Who LOVES ya baby??
[Baird] Yeah, yeah, yeah, group hug.

[Dom (downed)] Im...loosing...blood...
[Marcus (after revivng)] Walk it off.
(The timing of it made it funny to me)

*LEAST FAVORITE* Fight through the pain!

Motnur
12-16-2006, 09:42 AM
Baird: You hang out with the Stranded?
Dom: I don't hang out, dickw_d

BabyFace422
12-16-2006, 10:56 AM
what is your conversation in the story?

my favorite conversation from the game is [dom]did u hear that?[markus] its just the wind. [dom] yah right whens the last time the wind said "hostiles" to You? [theron guard] grrrrrrrr [markus] ah...sh** they upgraded [baird] there called theron guards [dom] do u think they know what were doing? [markus] well were not here to sell cookies, so they know somthings up.

Lol, that is my favorite also.

Especially the voice Dom uses to say "Hostiles"

ShadowChild
12-16-2006, 03:08 PM
I dont hear the Guards say hostiles until AFTER the conversation starts...is that supposed to happen? I ended up replaying that part a few times so I got a pretty good look at it and I didnt hear the "wind".

GREENBALL12GOW
12-17-2006, 07:07 PM
By far best convo in this game has to be when Delta 1 hooks up with Cole in the House of Soverigns and Dom is like, "looks like some one is having fun", and Cole is like, "**** yeah baby you know it"
-also when cole in act2 is like "hell yeah we got da hook up they are givin us a big ass dinner"

CPO_Fraser
12-17-2006, 07:15 PM
Probably the act 3 cut scene where the door is locked...

:)

rudespartan117
12-17-2006, 11:15 PM
Mine is on act three when you get past the river and are about to meet with Checkpoint 1, The entire Converstation was hilarious

major thurman
12-18-2006, 07:02 AM
I just love Marcus's voice right at the start when dom lets him out of jail.

Dom - welcome back to the army soldier"

marcus - ****!! His voice kinda sets up the whole scene for the whole game - you know your gonna have a bad couple of days!!!!

Love this game EPIC, LOVE IT!!!!!! Let me know when i can come and start testing GOW2 for ya!!!!

rudespartan117
12-18-2006, 05:26 PM
{--Info_Report--}

all the people had like 1 voice actor for four guys and stuff like that

{--End_Info_Report--}

GREENBALL12GOW
12-20-2006, 07:30 PM
mine fav. convo is definetly when you and dom hold "Y" and u see Baird and Cole in the sewers below and Baird is like theres room for more its a ****ing party down here-cracks me up everytime

ShadowChild
12-20-2006, 07:37 PM
This isnt a conversation, but has anyone else heard the Locust Drones yell "Suck my cock" before?
They HAVE those??? Thats news. O.o Very...gross news that I dont want to know... Ew... Berserker...>.<

rudespartan117
12-20-2006, 10:16 PM
No "Blim Bo" :D Locust Just take sayings that they heard from fighting humans

ShadowChild
12-20-2006, 10:39 PM
Im going to assume that youre talking to me even though I have no clue who "Blim Bo" is. I thought that might be it, but still everytime I hear it I wonder about it. It could support the mutant humans theory...

Um, right, about those conversations... >.>

Thawk A
12-27-2006, 06:29 PM
im suprised no one has said this,but my favourite is in Act1,2nd level ater they get off the Raven.and after the shooting starts it goes:

[Hoffman]You Need to rescue Alpha Squad
[Kim]Will we have air support?
[Hoffman]Are you kidding son you are the support
[Kim]Will we be dropped in
[Hoffman]No your on foot
[Dom,straight after hoffman]Were Screwed

tought that was a very funny line the way he says "Wer Screwed" on and it might no be fully correct,as in the wording.

Jaggs
12-30-2006, 06:20 AM
This isnt a conversation, but has anyone else heard the Locust Drones yell "Suck my cock" before?
They HAVE those??? Thats news. O.o Very...gross news that I dont want to know... Ew... Berserker...>.<

Yeah! That's right! I always thought they said something else..
---

On act 4, I found a sniper rifle on the ground. So I took cover, and made a headshot. Suddently I heard a Theron Guard say: ''Niiiiiice...'' behind me :p
Then he killed me.

Oh, and I loved this one too:
*Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Carmine: AAAWRRRR! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!

ShadowChild
01-13-2007, 12:50 PM
Yeah! That's right! I always thought they said something else..
---

On act 4, I found a sniper rifle on the ground. So I took cover, and made a headshot. Suddently I heard a Theron Guard say: ''Niiiiiice...'' behind me :p
Then he killed me.

Oh, and I loved this one too:
*Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Carmine: AAAWRRRR! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!

Well, I think someone said it might be "groin", but Im pretty sure I heard cock somewhere...
As for the Theron Guard thing, the timing of that is HILARIOUS!!!! XDDD I havent heard that before because I usually try to not let them get behind me XD He was probably picking up ammo, which is why I say "timing".

Jfab
01-13-2007, 10:35 PM
my favorite one was when Carmine meets Marcus for the first time
Carmine:"Hey, are you the Marcus Fenix? The one who fought at Asphyo Fields?"
Marcus:"Yep."
Carmine:"Wow! Cool!"
Marcus: "Not Really."

MitchyD
01-13-2007, 10:40 PM
In the sewer:

Baird: Come on, room for one more! It's a f***ing party down here!

Jfab
01-14-2007, 10:52 AM
There is a conversation I think its in the factory not 100% sure, but Marcus tells Baird to look out for the boogyman, I laugh everytime

Grub
01-14-2007, 11:28 AM
When thry're in the APC and Fenix goes "Baird, turn that **** off" cut to darkness..........

Or when Fenix readios Barid, And he says "Baird?"

Cole: "Its cole, bairds in the toilet"

Grub
01-14-2007, 11:29 AM
There is a conversation I think its in the factory not 100% sure, but Marcus tells Baird to look out for the boogyman, I laugh everytime


its the other way round! god im sad!

Souldier
01-14-2007, 12:22 PM
Give me one guy here who isn't!

Jfab
01-14-2007, 09:55 PM
Marcus says: "Have you got the code"
Dom says: "Yeah, in my other pants"
lol

Jadzia
01-16-2007, 05:20 AM
In the mine cart level when they reach the end and the big boomer is there and Marcus asks what that's doing there and Dom says, I dont know.. checkin' tickets?

VictorDTarsus
01-16-2007, 06:39 AM
Act 3: Evolution

Marcus: "Well good for you smart ass, give us your location." Funny as hell, man.

Jfab
01-16-2007, 10:38 AM
Its not really a conversation but when Baird bleeds out and you dont heal him for a bit he yells "Hellooo, Im over here!"

Jadzia
01-16-2007, 03:17 PM
Its not really a conversation but when Baird bleeds out and you dont heal him for a bit he yells "Hellooo, Im over here!"

That's too funny..I never noticed that before.. guess I should let him bleed out a bit to hear that.. :)

Jfab
01-16-2007, 03:30 PM
lol yea I always let them bleed out, well not unpurpose but just because im busy trying to cut down locust so i really dont have the die, like cole basically cries, "Na I cant die like this." or something close to it lol

ShadowChild
01-19-2007, 07:49 PM
Funny bleedout conversation:

Dom(downed): Im...losing...blood...
Marcus(after reviving): Walk it off.

The timing of it made it seem really funny to me.

SolidArmor
01-19-2007, 09:29 PM
{Cole}: To Baird--Who loves you baby!?!
{Baird}: To Cole--Yeah, yeah, yeah...group hug and all. Alright! Where's Rojas!?!

EagleEyes
01-19-2007, 09:52 PM
Kim: whats wrong soldier?
Carmine: My gun, it keeps jamming, see? *BOOM*

:D

SolidArmor
01-19-2007, 10:57 PM
Hoffman: You're in charge as of now Sargent Fenix.
Baird: What!?! Oh sure don't give the promotion to the smart guy...oh no, give it to the asshole instead!

ShadowChild
01-20-2007, 11:23 AM
Baird: What!?! Oh sure don't give the promotion to the smart guy...oh no, give it to the asshole instead!

Yeah, I love the irony of that line :D

Jadzia
01-20-2007, 02:57 PM
Yeah, I love the irony of that line :D

well maybe they should have given the promotion to the guy who is the smart guy and the asshole! lol.. Baird is definately both!

I'm sure it's already been posted here in this thread, but I love the conversation in the building after you first fight the 2 Boomers at the beginning of Act 2, when the corpser shows up. (this is slightly paraphrased, I can't remember the exact words.)

Baird: Corpser! See I told you it was chasing us! It's gonna save us for later... like a snack.

Marcus: (I can't remember what he says here)

Baird: What you think i'm crazy?

Marcus: No, I think you're bat $hit crazy.

Cole: Awww... ain't that cute.

Dom: Yah, like two assholes on their first date.

Jfab
01-20-2007, 08:51 PM
a funny convo/cutscene is when dom and marcus find the guy in the factory and he goes im finally rescued? and marcus goes no your comming with us lol

Chainsaws R Fun
01-20-2007, 11:03 PM
I have two fav convos in the game, first is when you croos the river, when it goes:
Marcus:How are you guys doing?
Baird:Oh, it's great, someone figured out Cole played thrashball now it's all-'Cole Train, tell us all about that play again' and 'Hey number 83, sign my shirt.' Ugh, where the hell are you guys?!?

The second isn't so much a convo as it is a song, wait, scratch that, it is a song- I LOVE IT when you listen to cole in the credits repeating,"Yeah!Whoo!Bring it on sucka, this my kinda sh1t!" that kills me everytime.:p

Jfab
01-21-2007, 10:50 AM
There is a convo after you get the junker to the strandeds location marcus and dom step out of it and dom says somethnig and marcus goes lets do this, how he says it shows how badass he is

ShadowChild
01-21-2007, 09:29 PM
I have two fav convos in the game, first is when you croos the river, when it goes:
Marcus:How are you guys doing?
Baird:Oh, it's great, someone figured out Cole played thrashball now it's all-'Cole Train, tell us all about that play again' and 'Hey number 83, sign my shirt.' Ugh, where the hell are you guys?!?

FYI: Baird says "Oh, its bullsh!t..." not "Oh, its great..." =)

And speaking of the stranded guy in the immulsion mine, did anyone else go OMGWTF?!!?!??!?!?! when he fell through the floor into the den of wretches?? XD


Dom: "Great, youre sittin next to Marcus"

IARI BloodShot
01-21-2007, 09:33 PM
^^Ha,ha. My favorite conversation is when Baird and Cole are in the sewers and you look at them through the grate and Dom is like " Ha, I could smell you two a mile away. " and Baird says " Hey screw you man. Why don't you come down here, there's room for one more it's a f'in party down here. "

Or whatever Baird says.

ShadowChild
01-21-2007, 09:37 PM
That ones been said, but yeah I love that one too XD

Dom: Welcome back to the army.
Marcus:...Ah, sh!t... -_-;

Jfab
01-21-2007, 10:49 PM
i went back to the part when marcus and dom tell baird to go turn on the lights at the factory and it is marucs that says watch out for the boogeyman, someone told me its the other way around

Jadzia
01-22-2007, 09:10 AM
i went back to the part when marcus and dom tell baird to go turn on the lights at the factory and it is marucs that says watch out for the boogeyman, someone told me its the other way around

Are you sure? I'm pretty positive it's Baird that says Watch out for the Boogeyman? It's so Baird's voice!

SaintOmega
01-23-2007, 10:49 PM
^^Ha,ha. My favorite conversation is when Baird and Cole are in the sewers and you look at them through the grate and Dom is like " Ha, I could smell you two a mile away. " and Baird says " Hey screw you man. Why don't you come down here, there's room for one more it's a f'in party down here. "

Or whatever Baird says.

heck yes dude i dont why i thought it was so funny but i just died laughin the first time i heard that...right on dude hilarious exchange of words their :D

Jfab
01-23-2007, 11:00 PM
Are you sure? I'm pretty positive it's Baird that says Watch out for the Boogeyman? It's so Baird's voice!

No im sure as heck that its Marcus, it sounded like his deep raspy voice, Baird talks right before him though

Espio 8895
01-24-2007, 12:21 AM
Baird says the funniest lines but on the start of act 3 when he's in the sewers this is funny

Quote"marcus-hey boysdom- hows it going phh i can smell you two a mile away barid- screw you guys why don't you come join us it's a Fu*king party down here".

Chainsaws R Fun
01-24-2007, 07:19 PM
It's also funny when u meet up after the sewers when Dom says:
"Hey, you guys look good.........smell good too." Ah that gets me every time.:D

Snake102992
01-24-2007, 09:14 PM
[Baird] You'll never guess where we are.
[Marcus] Control, give me Delta Two's position.
[Anya] The signal's weak, it looks like they're in the sewer system.
[Baird] Agh, there's **** everywhere!

Jadzia
01-24-2007, 10:03 PM
No im sure as heck that its Marcus, it sounded like his deep raspy voice, Baird talks right before him though

Nope.. I played that part again today.. it's Baird who says, "Watch out for the boogeyman:

Cause Marcus is telling him to get the lights turned on, and when the Boogeyman comment is made (in Baird's voice.. honest!), then Marcus says something like, "Just get the lights on Baird." (Marcus says that in reaction to Baird's boogeyman comment)

TheBlackSpank
01-25-2007, 05:59 PM
I love the first meeting with Baird. His personality shows right away.

Markus: You're Baird.
Baird: That's right, asshole. Who are you?

Jfab
01-25-2007, 09:28 PM
Nope.. I played that part again today.. it's Baird who says, "Watch out for the boogeyman:

Cause Marcus is telling him to get the lights turned on, and when the Boogeyman comment is made (in Baird's voice.. honest!), then Marcus says something like, "Just get the lights on Baird." (Marcus says that in reaction to Baird's boogeyman comment)

man it sounds like Marcus' voice and I was convinced it was his becuase he was probably teasing Baird becuase as we know he kind of gets scared easily, but oh well I guess I was mistaken. there is a conversation though that when Marcus and Dom go back to the stranded right when he gets off the junker he says "Lets Do This" just shows how bada$$ he is

Jadzia
01-26-2007, 04:05 AM
man it sounds like Marcus' voice and I was convinced it was his becuase he was probably teasing Baird becuase as we know he kind of gets scared easily, but oh well I guess I was mistaken. there is a conversation though that when Marcus and Dom go back to the stranded right when he gets off the junker he says "Lets Do This" just shows how bada$$ he is

I know.... cause just before Marcus and Dom enter the factory when they're on the rooftop, Marcus talks about how scared $hitless Baird is..lol.. so it would make sense that Marcus would make fun of him with the Boogeyman comment, but it's not him.. it's Marcus.


I love the first meeting with Baird. His personality shows right away.

Markus: You're Baird.
Baird: That's right, asshole. Who are you?

oh yah.. that's a great scene!

ShadowChild
01-26-2007, 06:53 PM
Bairds an ass, but with Cole hes hilarious. The funniest characters in stories/movies/games/etc are always the ones who arent TRYING to be funny...
Funny how that works out ^^

Jfab
01-27-2007, 08:24 PM
lol true,this isnt a conversation but its funny when Cole and Baird are on second floor of the house, when you take your time Baird starts screaming, any time know we are up here you know

Jadzia
01-28-2007, 06:32 AM
lol true,this isnt a conversation but its funny when Cole and Baird are on second floor of the house, when you take your time Baird starts screaming, any time know we are up here you know

oh yah... that's great. It's always about him and saving his a$$ you know! lol :p

Pottsy
01-28-2007, 03:18 PM
I like it when Baird goes Corper! then its saving us for later like a snack then Marcus goes Bull **** and when cole goes aint that cute then dom goes like 2 ar** holes on a first date

Black Asgard
01-29-2007, 06:40 AM
what is your conversation in the story?

my favorite conversation from the game is [dom]did u hear that?[markus] its just the wind. [dom] yah right whens the last time the wind said "hostiles" to You? [theron guard] grrrrrrrr [markus] ah...sh** they upgraded [baird] there called theron guards [dom] do u think they know what were doing? [markus] well were not here to sell cookies, so they know somthings up.



I totally agree with you. When I read the thread name, that was what came to mind.

Along with that, its probably when Marcus and Hoffman talk at the beginning of the second level.

"I expect you to give me one hundred and ten percent!"

"Im not doing this for you"

*annoyed grunt*

Souldier
01-29-2007, 01:47 PM
I really like it when they are in the house of soverigns and Marcus tells Kim that there are a lot of lies here too.
That just shows that marcus doesn't give a **** about superiority.

Jfab
01-29-2007, 10:48 PM
true dosent Kim say something? likes offended Marcus said that?

xSitVx Omega
01-30-2007, 12:20 PM
My favorite is what U S Navy Seals said on the first comment "well Were not here to sell cookies, so they know something is up" I always crack up whenever i hear that phrase. =)

Souldier
01-30-2007, 12:23 PM
It was nice the first time I heard it. It lit up a very dark level.

FR MATTUU
01-31-2007, 02:17 PM
wen beird and cole are in the sewers and beirds ses "there is room for one more it is a f**king party down here"

imweasel666
01-31-2007, 02:37 PM
mine has to be the one were theyre in the sewers and they say "its a ****ing party down here"

ShadowChild
01-31-2007, 04:12 PM
Wow Im seeing double! :eek: Oh, wait, they just said the same thing.

EuroKardigan
02-01-2007, 08:27 PM
I'm going to have to go with when you fight the second berserker in the conservatory, when Marcus says "Anya. Berserker. Satellite?" Either that or any number of the things Cole says.

IARI BloodShot
02-01-2007, 08:31 PM
Alright, alright. My favorite conversation... Ready?

Kim:" Everyone O.K? "
Carmine:" Yea, but this thing keeps jamming! See? "

SPLAT! Head-shot!! :eek:

Second favorite conversation with the sniper who shot carmine (let's call him Johnny) and friend.

Johnny:" Ah! Run away!! "
Steve (Sniper's friend): "Nice SHOT MAN!!"
Johnny:" Yeah, thanks I was aiming for the bald asian dude though "

ShadowChild
02-02-2007, 01:51 PM
I dont seem to remember hearing that second one... O.o

I didnt like that part!!! D= Carmine died =( He didnt even get killed in a cool way like Kim either!!!!

Souldier
02-02-2007, 02:33 PM
You're just not listening right!

DomincSantiago4
02-08-2007, 06:08 PM
Marcus- hi boys, Dom- i could smell u 2 from a mile away, Baird- oh yea lets see how much you like it. There's room for one more is a f***ing party down here. Act 3 Evolution

the hunter
02-09-2007, 07:31 PM
Alright, alright. My favorite conversation... Ready?

Kim:" Everyone O.K? "
Carmine:" Yea, but this thing keeps jamming! See? "

SPLAT! Head-shot!! :eek:

Second favorite conversation with the sniper who shot carmine (let's call him Johnny) and friend.

Johnny:" Ah! Run away!! "
Steve (Sniper's friend): "Nice SHOT MAN!!"
Johnny:" Yeah, thanks I was aiming for the bald asian dude though "

don't like the first:mad: , love the second(Jonny needs to learn how to aim better)

AdmiralA
02-10-2007, 12:12 AM
It's not really a conversation, but the old guy at the gas pumps cracks me up every time.

"Oh yeah, shoot the gas pumps, that's a real good idea."

"You can kiss my wrinkly old ass!"

ReaperX
02-16-2007, 04:24 PM
After you cross the river in Act 2

Baird: "Oh, its bull****. Someone found out that cole played thrashball, now its all hey number 83 sign my shirt, or hey cole train tell us about that play again. Where the hell are you guys?

Jfab
02-16-2007, 04:31 PM
his voice when he says that line kills me

Boooky Boos
02-16-2007, 04:55 PM
The two assholes on their first date.. thats my favorite :P

ShadowChild
02-17-2007, 09:26 PM
Jfab you got the River line backwards. Its "tell us about the play" first, THEN "sign my shirt". And yeah the assholes one is good too.

Dont you ever get tired?
Hell to the no!

ReaperX
02-24-2007, 03:19 PM
Oh yeah i forgot the part where you get to the big staircase in act 4 leading to the mansion and Marcus goes "What's going on up there?" and Baird says "Well there's a bunch of assholes with guns up here and their trying to kill us. Baird out"

AJFederation
02-25-2007, 01:59 AM
Act 3, inside the factory

Marcus hits the switch, door doesn't open

Dom: Hm, looks like we need a security code.
Marcus: Heh, got one?
Dom: Yeah, in my other pants.

Capthemfoos
02-25-2007, 10:57 AM
Mine was when dom says-Hey Marcus, remember divisional playoffs. That play 45 yard line? then marcus says -I remember, you owe me 20 bucks. Dom- alright see me after the war. that was funny in my opinion.

Sky Black
02-25-2007, 02:00 PM
Hey all this is my first post so here goes!

I've been through this whole thread and I don't think anybody has mentioned two of my favorite parts - in Act 2 when they run into the Stranded guardsman outside the house -
Marcus: "Jack, stay here and open a com link with this guy."
Stranded: "Sure I'll talk to your trash can. You guys can count on me."
The voices are great, I love the way Marcus sounds disgusted when he says "this guy" and the Stranded guy's drunk/sarcastic tone is hilarious.

My other favorite line is when they first get to Chap's and the old guy berates them -
".... and we've got Locust and Kryll flying up our ass."
Just the way he says it cracks me up no matter how many times I hear it.

Lord Stumpy
02-25-2007, 07:11 PM
I liked the part in the immulsion cavern where Cole says: "Lookit all dat juice!"

Jumzie
02-26-2007, 03:35 AM
something like...
Baird (downed) : Help! I wouldn't do this to you... ok maybe I would
Dom (gets a hs) : 'Sup biatches?
Stranded : Next time I'll stay with the exploding gas station.
Dom : Ok, enough witht he falling down already.

All convos are cool.

Oh and after the boomers.
B: Corpser!
M: It's pulling back.
B: Yeah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later, like a snack.
M: Bullsh1t.
B: What, you think I'm kidding?
M: I think you're batsh1t crazy that's what I think.
C: Awww, ain't that cute.
D: Like 2 assholes on their first date.
C: laughs
Something like that.

Chainsaws R Fun
02-28-2007, 03:47 PM
Hoffman:"And your in charge Sgt. Fenix, as of now."
Baird:"Typical, don't give the smart guy a promotion, no, give to a jack@$$ instead..."

fenix110
03-02-2007, 03:15 PM
what is your conversation in the story?

my favorite conversation from the game is [dom]did u hear that?[markus] its just the wind. [dom] yah right whens the last time the wind said "hostiles" to You? [theron guard] grrrrrrrr [markus] ah...sh** they upgraded [baird] there called theron guards [dom] do u think they know what were doing? [markus] well were not here to sell cookies, so they know somthings up.


ye that was my favourite 2 it was funny and gud quote were not here to sell cookies and then dom ses actually we are and the thay shout cookies that my rewrite

fenix110
03-02-2007, 03:16 PM
what is your conversation in the story?

my favorite conversation from the game is [dom]did u hear that?[markus] its just the wind. [dom] yah right whens the last time the wind said "hostiles" to You? [theron guard] grrrrrrrr [markus] ah...sh** they upgraded [baird] there called theron guards [dom] do u think they know what were doing? [markus] well were not here to sell cookies, so they know somthings up.

gud times gud times

fenix110
03-02-2007, 03:21 PM
anyone remember the convo were it goes somat like cole and baird are in the sewers and up top are dom and marcus and they see each other through a grate and baird goes hey theres room for one more! its a f*cking party down here!

ziro
03-02-2007, 03:23 PM
in act 2 before you go through the house the guy turns the lights on dom says "dont screw up" and he says, "hey if i screw up, i never see your ass again, cuz you'll be dead!" then dom says "I'm gonna kill this guy" as they turn to go in.

Jfab
03-10-2007, 11:40 PM
lol that actually is funny, i hated that guy lol

Stripet Genser
05-15-2007, 09:34 AM
At Chap's Gas Station ...

"You can kiss my wrinkly old a**!"

And when you curb stomp someone ...

"Suck pavement!"

iRkRaNT
05-15-2007, 10:37 AM
Wow, the best ones were already said a couple of times "Date-One" "Cookie-One" and couple of others from Braid, Cole and the rest of the crew. And yes, in Act 3 when they drive in the mine-card Markus really says to the Boomer "What is the doing here? Checking Tickets?". One more laugh out loud moment.

But lets see, I have to chuckle always right after chainsawing a Locust and Markus says something like: "Ew that stanks, what are these guys made of, s**t?" :p

The humor is such a great element to the GOW package, that makes some serious moments always light up. I love the humor, can't wait to see in other products of the franchise what the guys have to say LOL But for now, back to "SUP, B****es?" :D

xSanctify17x
05-15-2007, 11:29 AM
i like it when dom and marcus are gettin into the factory (its raining and u first meet the wretches in that level) dom says:its bad enough were fighting these thongs in clear daylight,but in the dark.Marcus:yeh,but dont tell baird that hes scared $hitle$$ as it is.

Theron Berserker
05-15-2007, 04:14 PM
i love when cole gets chainsawed

"i cant die,moma said i cant die"

or when baird gets chainsawed
"MEDIC, damn good help is hard to find"

Jfab
05-15-2007, 08:55 PM
lol i dont remember hearing those

WaldoRtk7
05-15-2007, 08:56 PM
It happens when they get downed.

Jfab
05-15-2007, 08:56 PM
and here i am thinkin i can pwn in peace

WaldoRtk7
05-15-2007, 08:58 PM
Lol, No I am always watching! And how dare you edit my post on the other Forum!

Jfab
05-15-2007, 08:59 PM
like you did to mine? lmao

WaldoRtk7
05-15-2007, 09:05 PM
Not as good as mine!

Jfab
05-15-2007, 11:11 PM
lmao, hahahaha sorry I had to retaliation

WaldoRtk7
05-15-2007, 11:43 PM
lol, my general Chat turned into a weight loss motivator.

Jfab
05-15-2007, 11:43 PM
hahaha, I havent been on there yet

WaldoRtk7
05-15-2007, 11:45 PM
Go read it it is funny.

Jfab
05-15-2007, 11:46 PM
lol alrigt, oh btw hit the new topic button

WaldoRtk7
05-15-2007, 11:49 PM
Lol, Make what can mods do to you and your posts part one!

Jfab
05-15-2007, 11:52 PM
lmao na I dont want to my title taken away haha

Manks21
05-16-2007, 08:02 PM
The one when they were in the sewer.

WaldoRtk7
05-16-2007, 08:04 PM
What where baird say, "You should come down here and Join us. It's a f*cking party down here."

hellswrath12
05-16-2007, 08:16 PM
i love in act 4 when in basement cole yells yeah bring it on baby a wrcth then yells dom say damit and marus say cole shut the hell up and then cole says oh sorry baby!

Manks21
05-16-2007, 08:16 PM
What where baird say, "You should come down here and Join us. It's a f*cking party down here."

Yeah that one.

Jfab
05-16-2007, 09:27 PM
man this is probably one of the oldest threads on here

WaldoRtk7
05-16-2007, 09:42 PM
I don't know it keep coming back. This is where I hate the search bar.

Jfab
05-16-2007, 09:44 PM
yea but sometimes its a great tool especially to the noobs

WaldoRtk7
05-16-2007, 09:47 PM
But then they unbury useless threads.

Jfab
05-16-2007, 10:02 PM
yea but still its better than making the same thread over and over

Andy C RFC
05-18-2007, 11:28 AM
Baird: "You guys should come its a ****ing party down here."

BEST LINE IN WHOLE GAME

Jfab
05-18-2007, 11:32 AM
lol agreed

duckfoot
05-18-2007, 03:21 PM
How About Where That Stranded Guy Shoots Marcus. "dip****"

1shot1kill
05-18-2007, 08:21 PM
its in act 3 when baird and cole are in the sewer and marcus makes a smart ass comment, [baird] come on theres room for one more, its a ****in' party down here, i always crack up

Jfab
05-18-2007, 08:23 PM
honestly I think thats everyones favorite conversation lol

killer95
05-19-2007, 08:28 AM
this isnt my favorite conversation but its funny when the stranded in the factory (act 3) when he calls you a bloodthirsty fascist pig then he dies by glowing wretches slow and painfully juicy...........

killer95
05-19-2007, 08:30 AM
but my favorite conversation is in act 2 when baird and marcus are together and marcus goes i think your bat-crap crazy

Jfab
05-19-2007, 03:08 PM
haha yea that one is funny

Gorjira
05-19-2007, 03:14 PM
I like the one at the end of act 3, the wind one.

And when cole and baird are in the sewers XD
"Theres room for one more, its a fu*kin party down hear*

Yeh, always makes me smile ^^

Jfab
05-19-2007, 03:15 PM
yea the cookie on is hilarious

killer95
05-19-2007, 04:11 PM
cookies jfab?

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:23 PM
yea the one when he says well we arent here to sell cookies or something like that

killer95
05-19-2007, 10:24 PM
o when your attacking the station with th e resonator

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:29 PM
yea, when they hear the therons whisper

WaldoRtk7
05-19-2007, 10:31 PM
"Maybe it's the wind," said Marcus

"Yea, but when has the wind sounded like Hostiles to you?"

Jfab did you see I post exactly when you did on the SoS?

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:33 PM
wait what?

killer95
05-19-2007, 10:33 PM
SoS what that mean i know sos means help but posting at same time ?

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:34 PM
no its the name of waldos fan fic haha Sons of Sera

WaldoRtk7
05-19-2007, 10:35 PM
Yea the title and abbreviation were kind unexpected.

killer95
05-19-2007, 10:36 PM
o ok now i gotha

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:39 PM
i tihnk you mean gotcha

killer95
05-19-2007, 10:49 PM
yea i meant that

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:50 PM
alright back on topic

killer95
05-19-2007, 10:51 PM
i like the video when you first see hoffman when they say you better give me a 110% fenix and he says im not doin this for you

Jfab
05-19-2007, 10:52 PM
which means he is doing it for himself

killer95
05-19-2007, 10:57 PM
yea and to stay alive

Sgt. Fuzzy
05-20-2007, 08:18 AM
I have a LOT of favorite conversations in this game. The script is easily one of my favorites of any game.

[Act 2, Tick Tick Boom]
Baird: It's probably saving us for later. Like for a snack or something.
Marcus: Bulls**t.
Baird: What, you think I'm kidding?
Marcus: I think you're bats**t crazy. That's what I think.
Cole: Aww, ain't that cute.
Dom: Yeah, like two ***holes on their first date.
Cole: Heh heh.

[Act 3, Evolution]
Marcus: Command, could you give us Delta Two's location?
Anya: GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
Baird: There's s**t everywhere!
Cole: Come on, Baird! Little bit of this is good for ya! Builds your immune system!
Baird: Yeah, but it also builds disease. Delta Two out.

[Act 3, Evolution]
Marcus: Hi boys.
Dom: I can smell you two a mile away.
Baird: Screw you, man. You come down here and see how you like it. There's room for one more, it's a f**king party down here.
Dom: No thanks.

[Act 3, Tip of the Iceberg]
Dom: You hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Marcus: It's just the wind.
Dom: Yeah, right. When's the the last time the wind whispered "Hostiles!" to you?

[Act 3, Tip of the Iceberg]
Dom: Those... aren't Drones.
Marcus: S**t. Looks like they upgraded.
Baird: They're called Theron Guards.
Dom: You think they know what we're here for?
Marcus: Well, we're not here to sell cookies. So they know something's up.

[Act 4, Campus Grinder]
KR-25 Pilot: Six-Four, you lonely?
KR-64 Pilot: Cruising for a date, Two-Five?
KR-25 Pilot: Sorry, honey. You're not my type.

SnowBallin
05-20-2007, 10:09 AM
Yeah I like the conversation between the pilots I had forgotten about that.

killer95
05-20-2007, 10:29 AM
yea same here lol

Jfab
05-20-2007, 09:55 PM
lol killer stop lying

killer95
05-21-2007, 07:30 PM
i was jokin i forgot to put lol:)

SnowBallin
05-21-2007, 08:52 PM
No you werent.

killer95
05-21-2007, 08:54 PM
yea i was how would you know

SnowBallin
05-21-2007, 09:00 PM
Cause' that's how I roll, lol.

killer95
05-21-2007, 09:01 PM
are you stalking me and i was kinding *and on second thought g2g cya

Jfab
05-21-2007, 09:11 PM
what is kinding? someone want to explain to me?

killer95
05-22-2007, 06:45 AM
o on act 4 when one guy said in conversation about the two pilots and you guys said i was lying i was kidding (theres no conversation about *at least unless i missed) i forgot to put lol so i edited it and snowballin was saying i wasnt............ happy:)

demolition
05-22-2007, 09:01 AM
The first encounter with the Boomers is a cool one too, something like "Hey Cole, these guys are almost as big as you", "yeah, almost". Also I just love some of the smaller common sayings such as "come get me!", "don't mind if I do", "nothing but bits!" and "eat s*** and die!"

[edit]And I almost forgot, "Alpha, we have visuals on your location", "We'd like to have your ammo on our location!"

SnowBallin
05-22-2007, 11:33 AM
"That was great, I think I got some in my eye." -Marcus after a chainsaw kill.

Jfab
05-22-2007, 05:09 PM
hahaha snow, that one makes me laugh so much just because of the jokes i could make

SnowBallin
05-22-2007, 06:37 PM
Wow, I hadn't thouhgt of it that way yet, thanks know everytime I hear that line I'm gonna think something bad.

killer95
05-22-2007, 08:01 PM
nightmares*gory thoughts going through head

SnowBallin
05-22-2007, 09:16 PM
I don't really think hhe was talking about gore.

Linkin Park 980
05-22-2007, 09:41 PM
Marcus: Cole shut the h*ll up
Cole: Oh, sorry baby!

Marcus: Hey Baird what's your status?
Baird: Well there's a bunch of a**holes up here with guns that are trying to kill us, Baird out.

Jfab
05-23-2007, 11:21 AM
cole is just like the friend who everyone likes but the one friend is a dick to

WHitekid671
05-23-2007, 03:44 PM
im not sure but if your coletrain and chainsaw he says something like " MMMMMMMm meatloaf" i heard this 2 am and i busted out laughin!

ReaverRider
05-23-2007, 03:45 PM
dom = "when was the last time you heard the wind say "Hostiles?!?!"

Jfab
05-23-2007, 05:26 PM
this is possible the oldest thread on the front page right now lol

U S NAVY SEALS
07-21-2007, 03:59 AM
Sry for uping a wayyy old thread but i would like more people to post and share there favorites.


[dom] *turns on some music* [Markus] *grunts* would you turn that s*** off!

Theron Berserker
07-21-2007, 01:03 PM
dom- so waht are we doın tomorrow

pawn65
09-17-2007, 04:30 PM
in act 2 when they go in the warehouse. and one them says hey they look like to azzholes on a first date. and also the one where the strandeds find out who cole is.

Verbrennen
09-17-2007, 05:07 PM
On the Gears homepage, in the "inside the mind of Marcus Fenix," if you play the "fight or die" clip, the beginning conversation between Marcus and Dom is great.

Dom: I don't know, I think I'll teach philosophy at Jacinto U or something.
Marcus: Yeah, I can see that. "Today class, we'll be discussing the philosophy behind a bullet in the head."
Dom: And if they misbehave, I'll just cut them in half.

Agelmar Reborn
09-18-2007, 02:06 PM
Cole: "I'm gonna find me some Locust, and I'm gonna ruin their day, ya know what I mean? I bring the pain!"

Dom: "Man, don't you ever get tired?"

Cole: "Hell to the no!"

Epic win.

Caine187
09-19-2007, 06:31 PM
Dom: This Day Just Wont End

Marcus: Yea, at least in prison you get 3 hots and a cot

mmmpeaches9
09-19-2007, 08:11 PM
there's so many funny conversations in this game.:D my favorite one would have to be in act 2, after you beat the 2 boomers. [Baird] dam, these guys are almost as big as you cole. [Cole] yeah, almost.

Kthnxbye
09-20-2007, 12:00 PM
agreed, this game is filled with ridiculous quotes lol. But my fav is when they are underground and they say something about cookies lol

lord devoris
09-21-2007, 12:28 AM
ha ha in the act 2 or 3 i dont rem but delta scuad become divided, marcus and dom need to find a entrace to de imulsion fac, marcus say to dom something of baird its so funny

jas
12-10-2007, 06:08 AM
it is when you see it again on another playthrough (maybe i've just got a sick sense of humour like the 2nd time I saw the guy who looked like carmaine run off and get owned by the berserker made me laugh as well)

i lol at the locust getting pwned when kim dies.. the one who runs for marcus and dom when theyre at the door, hes like "if i roadie run they wont see me" and pow.. hes blown 6 feet- arms and legs everywhere. dude got served.



...oookkk, definitely just me then.

Arcinatus
12-31-2007, 05:39 AM
theres room for one more its a ****ing party down here...

best..one..in..the...game..


ha ha in the act 2 or 3 i dont rem but delta scuad become divided, marcus and dom need to find a entrace to de imulsion fac, marcus say to dom something of baird its so funny

Dom: i dunno about this marcus, its already tough fighting the locust above ground, in broad daylight....but underground..in the dark?!

Marcus: yeep...could be bad....dont tell Baird that...hes scared ****tless as it is....

theblunder94
07-23-2008, 02:38 AM
Damon Baird: Hi boys!
Marcus Fenix: [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
Damon Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a ****ing party down here!


This is freaking hilarious. I love the humor in this game!

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Favorite Cog: Cole Train!
Favorite Locust: Theron Gaurd
Favorite Weapon: Longshot and/or Torque Bow
Favorite Map: Gridlock
Favorite Quote:Marcus Fenix: Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus Fenix: Hmm... Got one?
Dominic Santiago: Yeah, in my other pants.

TopCOG
07-23-2008, 02:49 AM
Dom:Oh **** it's one guy?

Cole:You need glasses sucka?
Cole:You can't see straight?Lemme help you with that!

Pyromaniac 209
07-23-2008, 08:36 AM
[carmain] "Somethings wrong with my gun it keeps jamming" "See?" (then he gets headshoted)


yah that one wasent funny though

I laughed at it...maybe I'm just evil that way though.... :)

BOTELHOE
07-23-2008, 02:30 PM
i think the best convo is with baird talking to marcus and dom while hes in the sewer system "hey, theres room for one more its a ****ing party down here"

Wade2193
07-23-2008, 03:44 PM
i think the best convo is with baird talking to marcus and dom while hes in the sewer system "hey, theres room for one more its a ****ing party down here"

Yeh, that's my favourite conversation too. But another one is where Baird asks Dom if the Stranded are his friends. He replies by saying ' I don't hang out with them dickwad, I'm looking for somebody'. Also when the Stranded discover Cole is the 'Cole Train'. And Baird impersonates them, 'Oh Cole Train! Tell us that play again'!

ShadowX777
07-23-2008, 04:16 PM
Check out my sig! it's in there

unwir3d Robot
07-24-2008, 12:45 AM
When u first meet/hear cole he says HA u need glasses sucka then screams DANG.When I first heard it,it cracked me up.

OakCoast
07-24-2008, 05:55 AM
For me, this is at the pumping station:
Dom: "Did you hear that?"
Marcus: "Ahh, It's just the wind."
Dom: "Yeah, right. When was the last time the wind said 'Hostiles' to you."