fat gear?

[king-mark]

Rule 1 cardio.

[Devious Sektor]

So, The COG's answer to the Berserker?

Sent me to website but not the image...

[TAO Devil]

Sent me to website but not the image...

but.... you quoted the image....

[IsmaR]

but.... you quoted the image....

He quoted a big block of error.

[Devious Sektor]

but.... you quoted the image....

It sends me to the homepage of that website not to the image.

[TAO Devil]

try it now

[SbobRoundPants]

ive noticed that the majority of men within the gears universe are exceptionally buff...i think just ONE character would all the series needs...an amicable OBESE gear, who is just as badass and grisled as the rest, but just really really fat. i think it would look awesome...cole,baird, fat gear eating cheetos, etc etc...i know the main cast is already set...but come on give us a fat gear in the background or something (maybe with major plumber crack or something?) plllls.

Maybe Carmine D can be him. Carmine after all is a red shirt and the funny one

Too Damn Funny! Would laugh my arse off at the sight of Carmine D,Fatso!

[Ninjastyler777]

Rule 1 cardio.

Yes! Dat great Zombieland

[Kung Fu Kantus]

Big Bob from Harold and Kumar : Escape from Gauntamano Bay should be the celebrity guest Fat Badass character

[No KNOTsense]

Exceptionally overweight people can't take the constant physical stress the Gears are put under. There's a reason soldiers are muscular.

[CanadianGnasher]

Bairds sister!

since Baird put it out there that he has a sister...they gotta do something with it now.

[Kung Fu Kantus]

Exceptionally overweight people can't take the constant physical stress the Gears are put under. There's a reason soldiers are muscular.

Not to mention roadie running, I mean it seems the COGs have infinite stamina when roadie running so fat dude has no chance of roadie running for long

[MartyredMessiah]

The Stranded and the Locust hunted them and ate them, they were easy pickings.

Fat people are the last thing any military society needs, they would just be a burden on society.

[SgtReed24]

Stupid idea.

People that are doing that much fighting, running, dodging, etc are not going to be fat and if they are... it's mostly muscle. (Like football players)

[Dead Cell Raam]

The Stranded and the Locust hunted them and ate them, they were easy pickings.

Fat people are the last thing any military society needs, they would just be a burden on society.

But they do indeed exist! I served with overweight people. No matter how much they got smoked and got put on extra PT, they would just eat what they worked off.

[MartyredMessiah]

I served with overweight people.

I'm guessing you are talking about "over weight" as in fat not just big build and bulky?

No matter how much they got smoked and got put on extra PT, they would just eat what they worked off.

Stricter rationing requirements required.

[Kracker Kid]

Not to mention roadie running, I mean it seems the COGs have infinite stamina when roadie running so fat dude has no chance of roadie running for long

purely gameplay. in gears 1 they would get tired of roadie running and just stop. epic must not've liked it and removed it from the next games

But they do indeed exist! I served with overweight people. No matter how much they got smoked and got put on extra PT, they would just eat what they worked off.

the gears are on stricter diets, they cant eat what they burned because rations are regulated...... actually, come to think of it, judgment is so close to the start of the locust war, the food shortage didnt exist yet and strict rations wouldnt exist. and even if it did, the body weight would still be around since it takes time for it to burn off. so technically, there COULD be an overweight person in judgment. should there be though? nope

[joal0503]

Exceptionally overweight people can't take the constant physical stress the Gears are put under. There's a reason soldiers are muscular.

are you the type that neglects the fact that this is a fictional universe (battling freaking underground insect people), and opts to try to point out that soldiers are superior humans in real life, and therefore should be represented as such in video games (the female soldier logic)?

and to clarify, this thread was created mainly in jest...realistically i would never expect to see, nor really demand such an implementation into the series.

[The Nice Guy]

Donald Carmine... The obese Carmine Uncle.

[ll ALEX76 ll]

Not to mention roadie running, I mean it seems the COGs have infinite stamina when roadie running so fat dude has no chance of roadie running for long

What if he will be able to Roadie Roll instead of Roadie Run ?

[joal0503]

Donald Carmine... The obese Carmine Uncle.

holy crap...id go with "Farley Carmine" hed be a perfect fit as a gear.

[Dead Cell Raam]

holy crap...id go with "Farley Carmine" hed be a perfect fit as a gear.

I live in a hollow down by the river!!

[joal0503]

I live in a hollow down by the river!!

bahaha!

[Dead Cell Raam]

I miss that dude! We used to stay up late and have a sleep over to watch SNL, but I could never make it past 8:30. lol

*hyper kid, ran out of juice from previous 12 hours of mayhem!*

[IIIHindleIII]

that be great to play as one. be great to able to wall bourne with a fat guy

[Jim Tuna]

Gears 2 Tai was fat.

[SWATSTRIKE]

ive noticed that the majority of men within the gears universe are exceptionally buff...i think just ONE character would all the series needs...an amicable OBESE gear, who is just as badass and grisled as the rest, but just really really fat. i think it would look awesome...cole,baird, fat gear eating cheetos, etc etc...i know the main cast is already set...but come on give us a fat gear in the background or something (maybe with major plumber crack or something?) plllls.

Maybe Kilo squad could run into an obese character who was kicked out of the Onyx Guard Academy for not meeting the physical requirements. Then this character could do something exceptional for them, maybe even risking his life for the good of the mission.

[are8900]

What if he will be able to Roadie Roll instead of Roadie Run ?

You sir just made my day with those words.

[Dead Cell Raam]

Gears 2 Tai was fat.

Was he really? He had weight on him, but he wasn't fat by any means.

[Kung Fu Kantus]

What if he will be able to Roadie Roll instead of Roadie Run ?

His hitbox wouldn't have much stamina so it would run out of breath and lag behind causing fat dude to sponge because his hitbox couldn't keep up with him.

[KiwikindUK]

Why would we want a fat person in this game? Let's not celebrate or promote fatness. It's unacceptable. And disgusting.

[Yamato Kakashi]

I think that Tai is a chubby dude.

[Savvy Noob]

uuummm barricks fat aint he?

[Savvy Noob]

anyone played wanted its like 3rd person cover game theres a fat girl in it looks so funny sliding to cover with that bubbler bouncing around

[ll ALEX76 ll]

His hitbox wouldn't have much stamina so it would run out of breath and lag behind causing fat dude to sponge because his hitbox couldn't keep up with him.

It's nothing new in Gears anyway.

[CanadianGnasher]

Why would we want a fat person in this game? Let's not celebrate or promote fatness. It's unacceptable. And disgusting.

And in lots of cases, unpreventable and unintentional...There's a difference between promotion and inclusion, and to be honest your attitude makes me more disgusted than seeing a heavy person would.

Lots of the people you are belittling have health issues or genes making it similar to fighting a sickness...

[GeneralGreasy]

He should have a unique execution where he sits on the downed Locust and gibs them.

[joal0503]

Why would we want a fat person in this game? Let's not celebrate or promote fatness. It's unacceptable. And disgusting.

who said anything about celebrating or promoting anything? this is a character , in a creative virtual world...you extrapolate beyond reason.

He should have a unique execution where he sits on the downed Locust and gibs them.

hahaha or an execution -choke slam gib .

[Dead Cell Raam]

uuummm barricks fat aint he?

Total fatty

[Devious Sektor]

He should have a unique execution where he sits on the downed Locust and gibs them.

Lol and when he mantles cover he cracks the floor.