Upcoming Clashmob Alerts Bulletin thread V1.3 - UPDATED August 14, 2012 - pg. 37-#370

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

Our scouting parties have confirmed that the Deathless beserker Ealoseum is using his powerful magics to bombard one of our forward bases west of Clashmob HQ. If we do not stop him now, that forward base will be nothing but a pile of rubble!

All available troops are to form a diversionary force immediately and head out the base to confront Ealoseum. Your job will be to occupy his attention until the main force arrives to reinforce the forward barricades. Hopefully, the arrival of reinforcements should force him to back off.

We have prepared a shipment of Big Prize Wheels as a reward to anyone who chooses to take part in this dangerous mission. Good Luck!

Mega Dual: Ealoseum (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: June 28^th
Mission Briefing: Ealoseum is channeling ancient magics
**************that will kill you in one hit! Survive the
**************magic attacks as long as you can!
Clashmob Goal: Survive 2,250,000 Secs
*************(lvl 100 Ealoseum - 10,000,000 health - Fire, Ice, Shock, Poison Def)
Reward: Big Prize Wheel

[Aussi3]

Love this thread I don't have to keep checking Clashmobs !!!

[baincardin]

Love this thread I don't have to keep checking Clashmobs !!!

...Indeed.

[Clockwerk66]

A Dance with a Stone Demon was successful!

After a hard and grueling battle, the Stone Demons have finally been defeated! Meanwhile, the archaeologists who opened the vault by accident have stayed behind to re-seal it, and ensure that is never opened again.

All surviving participants may claim their brand new Fusion Helmets from our quartermaster at their earliest convenience. Congratulations!

[VEGNAS]

VICTORYYY! Holy shnikes that was a close call! Now I can sell this helmet for a nice chunk of change.

[grantnoe]

Just added this to the best threads

-SAB

[SigmaBear]

A Dance with a Stone Demon was successful!

After a hard and grueling battle, the Stone Demons have finally been defeated! Meanwhile, the archaeologists who opened the vault by accident have stayed behind to re-seal it, and ensure that is never opened again.

All surviving participants may claim their brand new Fusion Helmets from our quartermaster at their earliest convenience. Congratulations!

I can't claim the reward! It's so annoying!

[Aussi3]

I can't claim the reward! It's so annoying!

They still manage to stuff it up for somebody, I haven't checked but I bet I can't get mine either

[SigmaBear]

They still manage to stuff it up for somebody, I haven't checked but I bet I can't get mine either

It seems that I didn't take part, but that's impossible! I did two times that challenge!

[Silversabeast]

It seems that I didn't take part, but that's impossible! I did two times that challenge!

It's reset my plays on a CM challenge before. Lame bug.

[tonton]

This Ealoseum challenge is ridiculous. There's absolutely no way we will come close. Now maybe the developers will realize that the magic attacks are too difficult. Not to mention that it seems the way to fight this one is to parry up on every attack, even those on the left or the right... How are we supposed to know that before we die?

[SigmaBear]

It's reset my plays on a CM challenge before. Lame bug.

Oh my god! I can't believe it! Fusion is the last helmet that I need ;(

[Aussi3]

In their heads I can imagine mice running around on their exercise wheels

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

We've just received a distress call from one of our eastern outposts! It has come under attack by the powerful Zero Mech! Without additional support, our eastern front will be weakened against future attacks. With the recent pressure being placed on our defenses by the Deathless, we'll need to protect as many fronts as we can.

All available troops are to head out to the outpost immediately and intercept the Zero Mech before the current garrison collapses completely!

We have prepared a special shipment of Rare Prize Wheels as a reward to anyone who volunteers to take part in this mission. Good Luck!

Mega Dual: Zero Mech (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: June 29th
Mission Briefing: Zero Mech is thirsty for blood! Deal as
**************much damage as you can - do your part
**************to defeat the Titan!
Clashmob Goal: Kill Titan
*************(lvl 500 Zero Mech - 400,000,000 health - Light Atk)
Reward: Rare Prize Wheel

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

We have good news, and bad news:

The good news is that, thanks to our swift and decisive intervention within our eastern front, the Zero Mech has been defeated and driven back completely, and the outpost will remain secure another day.

The bad news is that now one of our southern outposts has come under attack, this time by Thane, the High Lord of House Ix himself. To make matters even worse, our initial scouts have just confirmed that the Titans have deployed a rebirth chamber, and currently have it heavily guarded just a few yards away from the beleaguered outpost. With this technology at their disposal, Thane will be able continuously attack the troops stationed there, no matter how many times he falls.

Our plan is this: all available troops will be sent out immediately to reinforce the southern front, and keep Thane from destroying the outpost. In the meantime, Clashmob HQ will be deploying a second, smaller team to slip around the back, and sabotage the rebirth chamber the moment they have the opportunity. We figure that, if the main force kills Thane enough times, the guards will get impatient and abandon their posts to try and assist him. That will be our time to strike!

Both Siris, and The Cardboard Hero, have agreed to come along to provide support as well.

The armory is currently forging Bonus Shield Gems to give out as rewards to all those who take part in the mission. Good Luck!

Mega Dual: Thane (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 4 Days
Starts: June 30^th
Mission Briefing: Thane strikes! Thane has hunted you
**************down and has a rebirth chamber. Kill as
**************many as you can - do your part to
**************defeat the Titan!
Clashmob Goal: Kill 100,000 Titans
*************(lvl 800 Thane - 14,869 health - Ice Atk)
Reward: BONUS SHIELD GEM




Photo Op!

• I saw you die!:
  Be the first participant of Mega Dual: Thane to post at least one screenshot on this thread of your character fighting Thane in Siris' default equipment (Infinity Blade, Nodus shield, Eridus helmet, Seratic Armor)

• By the power of Cardboard!:
  Be the first participant of Mega Dual: Thane to post at least one screenshot in this thread of your character fighting Thane while wearing the full Cardboard set (Paper Cut, Cardboard shield, Box helmet, Cardboard Armor)

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

Clashmob HQ has just received word that Saydhi, the Deathless information dealer, has decided to capitalize on our current situation to launch an attack on our supply lines using her deadly fire magic! We have currently narrowed down her location to an area northwest of HQ, where we lost contact from our most recent supply shipment.

Any available troops are to form a task force, and intercept Saydhi at that location before we lose her.

The armory has prepared a shipment of Silverlight shields as a rewards for all those who join the task force. Good Luck!

Mega Dual: Saydhi (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: July 1st
Mission Briefing: Saydhi Attacks! Deal as much damage as
**************you can - do your part to defeat the
**************Titan! This is a magic duel - charge your
**************meter quickly with every dodge and
**************parry!
Clashmob Goal: Kill Titan
*************(lvl 200 Saydhi - 1,250,000,000 health)
Reward: Silverlight




In other news, I am pleased to announce that Ealoseum has successfully been driven away from his own attack against our forward bases. If we can keep up the pace, we just might survive the Deathless' assault. Keep up the good work!

[VaroFN]

Missed other CM... I can't stand this anymore, neither that the app didn't alert me about the CM even if I pressed the Anticipated Registration thing neither that the game asks me to login in everytime I open the CM menu with a service (FB) that I don't like/hate.

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

Our troubles with The Deathless are not over yet! According to our scouts, and elite Plated Sorok is making his way towards one of our Northern outposts with the obvious intent of securing territory for the Titans. This must not be permitted!

Howver, because much of our forces are currently preoccupied with holding back Thane's southern advance, We will need a smaller force of shield-bearers to hold The Plated Sorok back until we can get more troops to reinforce the northern front.

HQ has prepared to offer a generous cash reward for anyone who volunteers for the mission. Good luck!

Mega Dual: Plated Sorok (Mob Failed)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: July 2^nd
Mission Briefing: The Plated Sorok is out for blood and
**************will destroy you in one strike! Block as
**************many times as you can!
Clashmob Goal: Do 4,375,000 Blocks
*************(lvl 500 Plated Sorok - 10,000,000 health)
Reward: $10,000

[Aussi3]

Won't even be able to use that medium key as all the medium chests won't open anymore

[tonton]

Won't even be able to use that medium key as all the medium chests won't open anymore

The medium chest on the balcony still opens every time.

[Squashy]

Hm, my Mob Mentality stays 1% all the time. What gives?

[Aussi3]

The medium chest on the balcony still opens every time.

Not for me I have to wait till the next NG

[tonton]

Not for me I have to wait till the next NG

On the balcony with the tree, after climbing up the tree or out from the dungeon? I've never heard of that chest not opening before.

[Aussi3]

On the balcony with the tree, after climbing up the tree or out from the dungeon? I've never heard of that chest not opening before.

Yes that one I lost access to it 2 RB's ago

[Clockwerk66]

Mega Duel: Saydhi was successful!

Saydhi has been successfully tracked down and defeated before she could continue her attack on our supply lines! Well Done!

All participants may claim their new Silverlight shields from our quartermaster at their earliest convenience.

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

The Deathless have rolled out the heavy artillery in a desperate attempt to destroy our assets once and for all! HQ has just recieved tragic news: our eastern front has been almost completely trampled by massive army of MX-Goliath siege machines! If we don't respond to this immediately, this destructive horde could open up a path leading straight to HQ itself! This must not come to pass soldiers!

All available troops are to form up and prepare emergency fortifications at our nearest remaining eastern outpost 1 kilometer east of Clashmob HQ. Do not let our eastern perimeter fall!

A shipment of Large Keys has been prepared as reward for all those who choose to partake in this final stand against The Deathless. Good luck to you all!

Mega Dual: MX-Goliath (Mob Failed)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: July 3^rd
Mission Briefing: A horde of MX-Goliaths have surrounded
**************the Village Well! Kill one in time - do
**************your part to defeat them all!
Clashmob Goal: Kill 50,000 Titans
*************(lvl 300 MX-Goliath - 23,657 health)
Reward: Large Key




In other news, one of our scouting parties has discovered the location of a secret Titan cache of gold several kilometers southwest of Clashmob HQ. Assuming that we survive the current onslaught, we will need as much resources as we can get in order to rebuild our damaged outposts and barricades, and to restock on vital supplies for the battles yet to come.

As such, we are currently taking volunteers for a raiding party in order to confiscate the Titans' treasure for our own use. They will be departing at first light tomorrow, so please speak with our raid captain if you wish to lend your services.

All members of the raiding party will be rewarded with Prize Wheels upon successful completion of their mission. Good Luck!

Night of Gold (Mob Failed)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: July 3^rd
Mission Briefing: Collect as many gold bags as you can!
Clashmob Goal: Collect 575,000 Bags
Reward: Prize Wheel

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

We are getting reports that Raidriar has released an angry Bog Giant near our western perimeter! Unfortunately with our other fronts being attacked, we currently do not have enough manpower to sufficiently defeat this rampaging beast.

All troops currently stationed at the Western outposts are to put up barricades immediately and prepare for the Bog Giant's assault. You will need to hold it back for as long as you can until we can send more reinforcements to finish it off.

HQ has prepared a shipment of Large Keys as a reward for all successful defenders. Good Luck out there!

Mega Dual: Bog Giant (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 3 Days
Starts: July 4^th
Mission Briefing: The Bog Giant has hunted you down -
**************Survive as long as you can!
Clashmob Goal: Survive 8,750,000 Secs
*************(lvl 500 Bog Giant - 34,556 health)
Reward: Large Key




We are also recruiting volunteers for a raid on a second Titan gold stash that was located several kilometers northwest of Clashmob HQ.

The raiding party will be departing tomorrow at noon, so please speak with our raid captain if you wish to lend your services.

All members of the raiding party will be rewarded with Prize Wheels upon successful completion of their mission. Good Luck!

Gold in the Sand (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: July 4^th
Mission Briefing: Collect as many gold bags as you can!
Clashmob Goal: Collect 650,000 Bags
Reward: Prize Wheel




The Bog Giant was not the only monstrous beast unleashed by Raidriar. One of our scouts recently reported that a Titan squad has agitated a sleeping Gargap, and is currently directing it towards our Southern perimeter; the same perimeter currently under attack by Thane. Fortunately, the Gargap is not expected to actually arrive until two days from now, but if Thane's forces succeed in breaking through, our southern front will be at serious risk.

We are currently preparing a mob of reinforcements to support the southern outposts. whatever the outcome of Thane's assault, we not allow the Titans to proceed any further through our territory!

Assuming that this group succeeds in defeating the Gargap, we will have a second shipment of Large Keys waiting for them. Good Luck!

Mega Dual: Gargap (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 3 Days
Starts: July 5^th
Mission Briefing: Gargap is on the loose! Deal as much
**************damage as you can - do your part to
**************defeat the Titan!
Clashmob Goal: Kill Titan
*************(lvl 300 Gargap - 2,000,000,000 health)
Reward: Large Key

[Clockwerk66]

Mega Duel: Plated Sorok has failed! Mega Duel: Thane was successful!

Despite a heroic defense, the Elite Plated Sorok has routed our defensive forces, and has captured one of our outposts near the northern perimeter. This unfortunate loss will likely give the Titans a foothold from which to launch further attacks against us. For now however, we must focus on our other borders.

The good news is that, thanks to the brave actions of our infiltration team in the south, The Titans' rebirth chamber has been destroyed, forcing Thane to retreat from his own assault. This victory will give the southern force time to refortify and prepare in order to fight the rampaging Gargap that is currently making its way here as we speak.

Keep up the good fight everyone!

[Squashy]

Not again!!! The gargap died after, what, 5 fukkin minutes??!!? Didn't even get to see its face!

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

Disaster has struck! Our forces have failed to push back the army of MX-Goliaths from the east! The Titans now gaining control of many of our eastern outposts, and will soon be using those positions to continue applying pressure to our remaining defenses. In fact, our scouts have just spotted an army of Dark Fiends approaching from the east with the clear intent of attacking the eastern gate leading to Clashmob HQ itself.

All available troops are to mass outside the eastern gate immediately and prepare for combat. The Titans must go no further!

The armory is preparing new Grayson swords to reward any soldiers that survive the upcoming assault. Good luck to you all!

Mega Dual: Dark Fiend (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 3 Days
Starts: July 6^th
Mission Briefing: Can you destroy enough Dark Fiends to
**************win an ultimate prize? Kill one in time -
**************do your part to defeat them all!
Clashmob Goal: Kill 35,000 Titans
*************(lvl 1000 Dark Fiend - 69,000 health - Dark Atk)
Reward: Grayson

[Parvin]

Omega Armor is up for grabs this weekend

Mega Dual: Raidriar

Description: The God King is on the ropes! Deal as much damage as you can – do your part to defeat the Titan! The Infinity Blade is required to play!
Prize: Omega Armor
Run Date: 7/08/12 10:00 AM MTN Time

[tonton]

No ****!? That should be enough to push my guy to Lvl. 99! Must participate! But it's a "kill Titan" challenge and will be over in minutes!

[Parvin]

^^^

Yea, I'm sure it will be over before it even starts if you know what I mean.

[tonton]

I do. Would it be so hard for ChAIR to implement a single "max damage per hit" line of code to thwart the h4xxor luzerz?

[daaood]

Omega Armor !? I must join then !

[Clockwerk66]

Mega Duel: Gargap was successful! Night of Gold has failed!

Thanks to the unflinching determination of our southern force, the Gargap has been defeated, and we now have some time to shore up that perimeter before the next attack hits.

Unfortunately, our raiding party at the southwestern Titan cache was discovered, and only a handful escaped with their lives. Although we did not get as much gold as we hoped, every little bit will help the war effort. Keep up the good fight!


(A friendly reminder for future Clashmob events: As always, Clashmob-related screenshots are engouraged! Should you have any you wish to share, please feel free to post them within either this thread, or in the pics thread. They will provide useful historical footage for new recruits!)

[Aussi3]

Not again!!! The gargap died after, what, 5 fukkin minutes??!!? Didn't even get to see its face!

Yeah 592 people or something destroyed the 2 billion hp monster

[Clockwerk66]

Attention all Clashmobs! Priority One!

Breaking News! We've just confirmed that Raidriar, The God King himself, is personally overseeing the final phase of the Titans' assault on Clashmob HQ. Since he is currently heavily entrenched within a captured northern outpost, engaging him is not yet an option.

We have also learned from Siris that Raidriar has directed on of his God King clones to attack our southern perimeter, while his force attacks our northern gates. All troops currently stationed within the southern perimeter are to mass at the border, and prepare to make the final stand!

We have prepared a special shipment of Rare Prize Wheels as a reward for any who survive. Good Luck!

Mega Duel: God King (Mob Victory!)
Duration: 4 Days
Starts: July 7^th
Mission Briefing: The God King has hunted you down! Deal
**************as much damage as you can - do your
**************part to defeat the Titan!
Clashmob Goal: Kill Titan
*************(lvl 1200 Classic God King - 400,000,000 health - Light Atk - Shock, Poison, Light, Dark Def)
Reward: Rare Prize Wheels




In other news, not only have we successfully completed our raid on the northwestern Titan cache, but our scouts have also found yet another cache of Titan gold located southeast of the battle currently being waged at our eastern gate.

As always, those who wish to volunteer their services for tomorrow's raid are to speak with our raid captain at their earliest convenience.

All successful members of the raiding party will have cash rewards waiting for them when they return. Good Luck!

Money Bags (Mob Loss)
Duration: 2 Days
Starts: July 7th
Mission Briefing: Collect as many gold bags as you can!
Clashmob Goal: Collect 575,000 Bags
Reward: $12,000

[Aussi3]

it's gonna take 200 people to kill that GK

[Silversabeast]

it's gonna take 200 people to kill that GK

lol its another fusion helm CM