Confessions of an average player - Confess!!

[SCOTT KOHLMEIER]

Hahaha... Nice Thread OP

I feel ya on this, and when I am playing online and goof really bad, I get over the mic and say
(while impersonating V. Hoffman) "Textbook example of what not to do!"

1) Frags
2) and mis-judging a barrel role and getting my dome popped or boddied lol
3) Trying to gib a guy the shotgun only to spray him with the lancer. Wow...
4) The ol' "Oh its just a bot, I got this guys" ....... "oh god dammit!"

My K/D is about 0.8 - 1.0 range and win/loss is 1.2 i think

[WIffyjustus]

I once managed to roll forward and kill myself with the digger.

My mates and I were crying we were laughing so hard.

[SpinelessOyster]

1) I have on more than one occasion killed myself with the mortar on trenches
2) I have stood next to my own grenades only for it to be detonated by the opposing team
3) I have walked into a 1v1 with a bot thinking it would be an easy kill - only for it to blow me to pieces whilst looking in the opposite direction.

I have done all of these things. I also kill myself with the flame 'nades way more then I'd care to admit.

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[Lambent Lucky]

Quick match K/D and W/L ratios are a joke due to teams of all bots.
Ranked stats are legit mostly and lower than quick or overall.
Private matches count towards overall ratios.
So if it's not Ranked ratios, the rest is pointless.

[Solid_Gear]

Trying to get my Gold Hunter so i am using the sawed off -

Firing the sawed at a guy 10 feet away coz i thought it was a gnasher. Dum dum moment

Thinking you have a shotgun out and firing point blank and noticing you have your AR still out :@

Trying to fire the digger at one shot from the tunnel on trenches and just completely missing infront of 2 of your teammates :/.

[ghostrider1878]

I thought I was superman in bullet marsh and tried to pick the boomshot when the kryll was flying around it

i done that twice in a match.
the sad thing is, i shot the generator.

[Smokey Amp]

We all make mistakes.

I sometimes push too hard with gnasher when I'm at a clear disadvantage. I lose a lot of lives playing recklessly like that.

I run out to meat-shield kills in warzone-rules gametypes because for the past 6 years all I've played is Execution. I get downed a lot by doing this.

I kill myself with frags all the damn time.

I sometimes rage when I get outplayed, instead of respecting the other player's skill.

I assess team situations too quickly and sometimes run/reposition instead of helping a team-mate.

[Twinkie]

I once managed to roll forward and kill myself with the digger.

My mates and I were crying we were laughing so hard.

I've done this too. I was like "WTF?!?" lmao

[epic GT is epic]

You guys claim that you guys are average players, but most of the people who posted here have a K/D ratio of 1.5 and above. After months of playing this game, I only manage a 1.0. I guess I'm really that bad huh, worse than an average player. I so wanna die! Ha, just kidding. I love this game despite this.

[KiLLSWiTCH2K12]

You guys claim that you guys are average players, but most of the people who posted here have a K/D ratio of 1.5 and above. After months of playing this game, I only manage a 1.0. I guess I'm really that bad huh, worse than an average player. I so wanna die! Ha, just kidding. I love this game despite this.

Doesn't mean you are bad, some people have good days and bad days, i have a k/d of 0.6 last time i checked. Had a good night last night though, 5 games out of 6 was last man out and took around 4 or 5 of the other guys to kill me (all where red and green ranks)

Was 2nd or top nearly all games

[Gnashty NaS]

I have blown easy clutches in sudden death by various stupid mistakes.
I saw a bot just aiming his hammer burst at me out of cover, so I ran towards him, right when I got into gib range, without moving, her instantly switched to his gnasher and gibbed me.
I have been sniped by bots' gnashers many times, seriously at the range a long shot would be effective I just fall dead because of the damn things.

[DJ CARNIV AL]

What makes me laugh about this here forum is the amount of apparently uber awesome playas that exist. Everyone has 2+ k/d and the only reason it's not higher is because of lag.

I love Gears. I'm a very average player with a 1.4 k/d and a 1.0 w/l and I'm not ashamed to admit I've made several errors in MP. So consider this a confessions thread for all the stupid things you've done - be proud people!

I'll get things started:


1) I have on more than one occasion killed myself with the mortar on trenches
2) I have stood next to my own grenades only for it to be detonated by the opposing team
3) I have walked into a 1v1 with a bot thinking it would be an easy kill - only for it to blow me to pieces whilst looking in the opposite direction.

1.0 W/L! Ouch! I consider myself average and im a 1.5 k/d 2.0 w/l overall (my k/d was better til i left myself in a private game during the AvE2.0 event for 7 hours AFK!!!!!!). My Ranked stats arent great atm, when i play solo i get positive and win and when im in a "stack" things always go to hell! Very annoying :/

Anyway, confessions...
1) I have Planted a smoke, picked up frags, planted one elsewhere then planted Next to the Smoke....:/
2) I have on several occasions attempted to blind fire throw Incins over cover... :/
3) I have on several occasions left my rear guard exposed, expecting my team mates to protect/warn me...:/

[HurricaneCat]

Don't have many confessions... I die by Boomshot suicides a lot, but I also choose to die by them a lot.

I do that all the time. I have a lot of "I'm gonna die, but so are you!" moments.

I've killed myself with blindfire mortars more than once.

[SgtSCooTERBoY]

Have killed myself many times with a boomer, frags bouncing back.........this morning on my daily hour of gears before coming to work I sadly killed myself with the hammer of dawn, while I was the leader on Guardian!!

[Locust_Forever]

Im a pro with the tbow but my aim is off with theboom shot

[AndyOchoZero]

4.) I've stood out in the open as leader on Aftermath, only to get shot by the opposing sniper 10 seconds in.

I tend to stop paying attention sometimes.[/QUOTE]

How is that possible? Lmao smh

[AndyOchoZero]

ive a few times rushed thinking i have the gnasher but have the HB or lancer

[AndyOchoZero]

I do that all the time. I have a lot of "I'm gonna die, but so are you!" moments.

Happens to me 2 lol

[userNAMEisINVALID]

What makes me laugh about this here forum is the amount of apparently uber awesome playas that exist. Everyone has 2+ k/d and the only reason it's not higher is because of lag.

I love Gears. I'm a very average player with a 1.4 k/d and a 1.0 w/l and I'm not ashamed to admit I've made several errors in MP. So consider this a confessions thread for all the stupid things you've done - be proud people!

I'll get things started:


1) I have on more than one occasion killed myself with the mortar on trenches
2) I have stood next to my own grenades only for it to be detonated by the opposing team
3) I have walked into a 1v1 with a bot thinking it would be an easy kill - only for it to blow me to pieces whilst looking in the opposite direction.

i play by myself mostly and my kd is like 24000 and 17000 deaths and i think thats pretty good.its only a 1.4 though because its so many kills.and i dont stay in games with bots to boost like so many people love doing

[userNAMEisINVALID]

i think its funniest when u wallbounce right to the enemy only for him to hard aim your head off.probably the funniest thing to ever happen is u wall bounce carelessley.its the ultimate way for the uber try hard to get spanked by a hard aiming noob