Hahaha... Nice Thread OP
I feel ya on this, and when I am playing online and goof really bad, I get over the mic and say
(while impersonating V. Hoffman) "Textbook example of what not to do!"
2) and mis-judging a barrel role and getting my dome popped or boddied lol
3) Trying to gib a guy the shotgun only to spray him with the lancer. Wow...
4) The ol' "Oh its just a bot, I got this guys" ....... "oh god dammit!"
My K/D is about 0.8 - 1.0 range and win/loss is 1.2 i think