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  1. #81
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    I threw a frag on overpass to the the turret and it flew over the bridge and hit me in the head opposite to the side i threw it and blew me up.

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    Sometimes when I'm going into a shotgun battle, my controller switches from gnasher to pistol randomly. I usually die from that.
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    - Sometimes during a shotgun duel I'll try to wall bounce behind someone and then switch to the Lancer and chainsaw them. It rarely works.

    - Sometimes while being shot by any of the rifles I'll try to run forward and run past the person instead of running away from them.

    - Sometimes I'll run into my own smoke and get stunned. This is because I'm used to doing it with the smoke from Gears 2.

    - Sometimes I think blind-throwing a grenade (is that even a term?) is better than aiming with it and my grenade either misses or comes right back to me. LOL.

    These moments mainly happen after I've been playing awhile and I'm fighting fatigue.

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    Once upon a time....Far Far Away. Was this great warrior called Mechanic Baird LE and he was going to a Blood Drive for his friend Cole. But when Locust came, he took a grenade threw it but killed his friend Cole who was looking for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imnick916 View Post
    I threw a frag on overpass to the the turret and it flew over the bridge and hit me in the head opposite to the side i threw it and blew me up.
    You know what's worse? Doing the same thing with a boomshot/digger.. ._. Dont play custom on overpass kids..
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    I tried to wallbounce, and then rolled. ( You know what happens after this)

    Happens every game.

  7. #87
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    Shooting an active boom too close to me, it happens more than often lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sB Torque View Post
    I was smoke dancing around a downed guy, He got up without me noticing and yeah...you know what happened.
    U Dont Know When, but i've played against You?
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    Exactly why this community is broken, winning has engulfed every aspect of it.

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    after this happened, I don't underestimate bots anymore.

    1v1 sudden death execution on Anvil, I think it was one of the last rounds.

    Anyway, it's just me and this bot Jace still alive. I see him over behind cover where torque bow spawns and think, "all right! easy down" so I take out my :ancer and start firing. Suddenly, he breaks from cover and rushes me with the Gnasher. For some reason when this was happening I was aiming my Lancer literally right above his backside (he was in a roadie run coming at me). Needless to say, none of my shots connected and he bodied me with the Gnasher.

    Whole team erupted in laughter over that mega fail XD

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    Let me just recount my horrible fails that I can remember at the moment.

    -Sneak up on enemy, miss shot, miss second shot, enemy turns around, miss third shot, enemy gibs me....
    -Sees enemy bot, goes to kill it, misses shot, bot does a weird dance around me, i follow it, bot starts strafing lazily to the sides avoiding my shots by a mere inch and proceeds to gib me.
    -me and an enemy engage in a shotgun battle, i bounce accordingly.....into their shotgun...
    -goes to weapon spawn, looks for enemy, sees nothing, goes to pick up weapon, as soon as i start the action i hear the enemy closing in, i suddenly turn my camera around facing the way i came, i roll........backwards towards the enemy instead of forward to safety....
    -I see a bot with a gnasher just standing there doing nothing, i walk over to it, it sees me and still does nothing..not even move, I walk closer..and closer...and closer..and closer until im in the exact spot where a gib can be achieved and the bot blows me to pieces.
    -I see a bot coming after me after a little firefight, i run cause im almost down, using a few slides i attempt to get outta there as fast as possible, when i reach my destination by sliding i turn around into a gnasher which is being held by the same bot who just magically followed me perfectly.....
    -I haz teh sniper, I see an enemy not paying attention, I put reticule on head and pull the trigger......just as they move their head.
    -On gridlock I see an enemy bot walking away, I start follow it to kill it, it turns around and see me, I mantle a barrier in front of it and it hangmans me......
    ;-; I never win...;-;

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    Me and my team, with communication, getting owned by a bot team in Guardian. Don't want to think about that ever again.
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    I have a dream that one day Serans and Locust can walk together and attend the same schools... and possibly even drink from the same water fountain without getting gibbed or chainsawed.
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    Well, I recently killed myself with my own planted frag with my own smoke... As leader...

    Rushed frags, grabbed, planted both, and grabbed my dropped smokes.

    Got rushed 20 secs later and panic threw my smoke...

    Death followed shortly thereafter.

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    Dancing in my own incendiary fire to get my character to scream...and die from it.
    Shoot to Thrill, Way to Kill

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    one time I died....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theronmaster View Post
    one time I died....
    ....go on.
    Shoot to Thrill, Way to Kill

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    Jajaja when you walk in front of your teammate right as they fire off a boomshot and they die

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    The last one I had was I had the boomshot.4 of the locusts were all together I shot the boomshot thinking I was going to get a quad but some stupid random decides to run right in front of me when I shoot.So I got a suicide.
    I hate when I get fails.
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    Still looking for an Adam Fenix, SGE, and Savage Kantus.

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    when i kill myself with boomshot, or worse, my own incense.
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    HUGE thanks to Echoplex for the SGE/Thanks to CH for the Adam Fenix/Thanks to Zap for the Commando Dom!

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    I was rushing nades on sandbar. A bot was already at nades looking at the ground like normally. So I slowly walked over to it, gnasher in hand. I didn't notice the person with the long shot until the last second. I jumped passed the long shot bullet but got head shorted by the bot mid roll. That whole game my teammates kept laughing at me. Ugh.
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    1v3 situation and i had frags, i quick tossed both pairs and got a double kill when they were camping at Torquebow on "that industrial level with Inks at each spawnpoint" can't remember the name ahhgghh.

    Anyway i quick tossed both pairs at about the same angle, and was thrilled i got it down to a 1v1 for a moment, then somehow one of my frags apparently bounced back and killed me?

    It was a Ranked match too, and i still don't have a clue how the frag came back at me? Ohh well that's my biggest fail of this Week..

  21. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEVE IRBAN 627 View Post
    ....go on.
    my life stopped...

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    Mine is, and it has happened multiple times, running up to someone and tapping my trigger to gauge them to find out I had a lancer out instead...so I just tap them with a bullet or two and they in turn blow my body in half.
    "The darkness betrays you...BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME!"

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    for me i change to my gnasher only to realise i pulled my pistol out and i get blanked most of the time
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