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    Default how to be pro at gears of war 3

    PLEASE dont take this seriously its just a thread for teh lulz. as infact i have seen this happen online a few times.

    step 1: spray and pray your retro lancer like crazy.

    step 2: shoot your DBS whenever possible

    step 3: if all else fails melee like hell.

    all jokes aside i am enjoying gears 3 so far (:

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    Sad but true.... See a hint of blue or red on the screen? Pull RT with your DBS and enjoy killing someone you probably didn't even know was there.

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    Infernal you really hate the SOS I can tell but you do know its extremely easy for any good player to counter right ?
    "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice."

    "You see him trollin, hes hating, can't deal with SOS cause hes dick riding gnasher. "

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    how to be a douche on the gears of war forums

    step one:act like the op
    Way of the Lancer, ChocolateBacons first cheerleader
    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaGear850 View Post
    Every time I see you post a comment on a thread its always something smart or slick. Your always telling people what to do are what they're not doing. I wonder if your even a really good player cause it seems like you spend more time being a @$$ to everyone and a know it all then actually playing the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxamisLeonidas View Post
    how to be a douche on the gears of war forums

    step one:act like the op
    yes. that was the joke lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offworlder1 View Post
    Infernal you really hate the SOS I can tell but you do know its extremely easy for any good player to counter right ?
    In a 1v1 sure. When you're facing two or three of them, no it's not. When you're facing one who has lancer backup because no it's not. I can't force my team to run the CORRECT direction (aka towards GOOD power weapons) they'll do what they want. I have a positive k/d ratio (not that it means ****) with the gnasher. I think it's sad I can go 10/2 spamming my lancer/HB from the first piece of cover after spawn in half in the maps as well. I miss gnasher fights.

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    I play like a chicken most of the time. Im so tired of wall bouncing and aiming my gnasher just to have a guy wip out a SOS and say "mines bigger". SO i adapted. I sit behind all my teamates and lancer spray. I havent had a shotty battle in days because of the SOS. My K/D is a 4.0 because this is all i do. I sit back and lancer one or two guys to death and when my teamates die i run around the map like a chicken with no head untill my meatshields.... I mean teamates respawn so i can repeat this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernal_dream View Post
    Sad but true.... See a hint of blue or red on the screen? Pull RT with your DBS and enjoy killing someone you probably didn't even know was there.
    This. It is very true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikeytski View Post
    I play like a chicken most of the time. Im so tired of wall bouncing and aiming my gnasher just to have a guy wip out a SOS and say "mines bigger". SO i adapted. I sit behind all my teamates and lancer spray. I havent had a shotty battle in days because of the SOS. My K/D is a 4.0 because this is all i do. I sit back and lancer one or two guys to death and when my teamates die i run around the map like a chicken with no head untill my meatshields.... I mean teamates respawn so i can repeat this.
    I actually did this same exact thing last night after playing some BF3 beta. My k/d ratio also went up substantially. It disheartened me to be quite honest. Spraying the lancer/HB/retro lancer require no more skill than hammering RT with your DBS out. The skill came from wallbouncing gnasher fights. Noobs think (have always thought) you were just firing random shots, but you're not. They didn't want to adapt, so EPIC did it for them, unfortunately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BWO RazrStorm View Post
    PLEASE dont take this seriously its just a thread for teh lulz. as infact i have seen this happen online a few times.

    step 1: spray and pray your retro lancer like crazy.

    step 2: shoot your DBS whenever possible

    step 3: if all else fails melee like hell.

    all jokes aside i am enjoying gears 3 so far (:
    I just was looking at the horde leaderboards, my rank for Old town is 1337. Guess im pro at gears now.

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    Let me fix that for you.

    Step 1: Get DBS
    Step 2: Camp
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: Kills


 

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