To all you sourpusses out there this is simply a joke thread for the sheer sake of lightening up the forums, my Good friend from the forums Rave gave me a great idea and well.. I might as well run it
Dominic Santiago, Hero of War, sacrificed his life to save Marcus, Anya, Sam, Dizzy, and Jace.. or did he?!
It's all a lie!
Dominic Santiago WAS in that Crash, and he WAS thought to be dead, but... guess what..
Dominic Santiago was entered into the SECRET COG CYBORG PROGRAM!
That's right folks! He signed a form that states upon his death he is to be infused with Cyborg material and to become Cyborg-Dom!
As soon as the news got out he was dead, Hoffman radioed the COG who knew of this secret assignment and told them to go to Mercy to receive the remainders of Dom.
Not much was left, just the charred body, and his beard.
They infused his body with a liquid metal substance similar to that of the Terminator Program, and he came awake with a new objective.
Destroy Marcus Fenix for betraying the COG army and abandoning his post.
Now this goes without saying Dom has a conscience still and knows Marcus is his friend and it would be wrong to kill him, but the cybernetic programming in his body he can't control..yet..
Now years after his supposed death, Dom's new cybernetic structure is complete and it's VERY obvious he is part robot, seeing as how his right arm, left eye, and part of his torso are seen as pure machinery, but Hoffman figured he would fit well enough into a society that has seen much worse.
Now Dom's Epic Beard, was amazingly perfectly preserved on his face, but now his full head of hair is gone and he is bald..
Now he's out in society with but one mission in mind... (stated above)
Now here starts the Hotel Team story.. Marcus Fenix is now a General, and Dom is enlisted into the Hotel Squad... The Locust are dead, but there is a new threat... Aliens from a 3rd dimension, but these aren't NORMAL aliens.. these are the kind that can take over your body and kill you from the inside..
Now you may be asking yourself.. HOW DO I FIGHT THAT?!
The answer is Penicillin.. the new "Miracle Drug" of Planet Sera..
How does this have anything to do with the story?
Dom is in Hotel, the highest ranked squad of the new Coalition, Dom must work his way up in rank to get close to the General (Marcus) to destroy him..
Marcus does not REALIZE Dom is in Hotel because he looks so unlike himself... except for the beard... Which Marcus questions himself often..
"Why does that new member of Hotel look so.. familiar?"
Dom now has an ALIAS of Rodney Paxton, or Rod for short.
(I'll add more later.. i'm trying to think of more creative ideas.
And.. Add your ideas.
Funny ideas are great, constructive ideas are better, hating on this thread will make me sad, and eating my potato crisps will result in you dying a horrible, painful death.