The Next Hero/Villian in Gears of War! (READ ONLY IF YOU COMPLETED CAMPAIGN)

[Darkflame798]

To all you sourpusses out there this is simply a joke thread for the sheer sake of lightening up the forums, my Good friend from the forums Rave gave me a great idea and well.. I might as well run it


Dominic Santiago, Hero of War, sacrificed his life to save Marcus, Anya, Sam, Dizzy, and Jace.. or did he?!
It's all a lie!
Dominic Santiago WAS in that Crash, and he WAS thought to be dead, but... guess what..

*Dramatic Music*

Dominic Santiago was entered into the SECRET COG CYBORG PROGRAM!
That's right folks! He signed a form that states upon his death he is to be infused with Cyborg material and to become Cyborg-Dom!
As soon as the news got out he was dead, Hoffman radioed the COG who knew of this secret assignment and told them to go to Mercy to receive the remainders of Dom.
Not much was left, just the charred body, and his beard.
They infused his body with a liquid metal substance similar to that of the Terminator Program, and he came awake with a new objective.
Destroy Marcus Fenix for betraying the COG army and abandoning his post.
Now this goes without saying Dom has a conscience still and knows Marcus is his friend and it would be wrong to kill him, but the cybernetic programming in his body he can't control..yet..
Now years after his supposed death, Dom's new cybernetic structure is complete and it's VERY obvious he is part robot, seeing as how his right arm, left eye, and part of his torso are seen as pure machinery, but Hoffman figured he would fit well enough into a society that has seen much worse.
Now Dom's Epic Beard, was amazingly perfectly preserved on his face, but now his full head of hair is gone and he is bald..
Now he's out in society with but one mission in mind... (stated above)
Now here starts the Hotel Team story.. Marcus Fenix is now a General, and Dom is enlisted into the Hotel Squad... The Locust are dead, but there is a new threat... Aliens from a 3rd dimension, but these aren't NORMAL aliens.. these are the kind that can take over your body and kill you from the inside..
Now you may be asking yourself.. HOW DO I FIGHT THAT?!
The answer is Penicillin.. the new "Miracle Drug" of Planet Sera..
How does this have anything to do with the story?
Dom is in Hotel, the highest ranked squad of the new Coalition, Dom must work his way up in rank to get close to the General (Marcus) to destroy him..
Marcus does not REALIZE Dom is in Hotel because he looks so unlike himself... except for the beard... Which Marcus questions himself often..
"Why does that new member of Hotel look so.. familiar?"
Dom now has an ALIAS of Rodney Paxton, or Rod for short.

(I'll add more later.. i'm trying to think of more creative ideas.

And.. Add your ideas.
Funny ideas are great, constructive ideas are better, hating on this thread will make me sad, and eating my potato crisps will result in you dying a horrible, painful death.

[iGoDz II DraGon]

SPOILER man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/That was quick, but the title is still a SPOILER!!!!!!!

[KILL3R II UK]

Even with the spoiler tag 'The REAL fate of Dominic Santiago' highly suggests he dies...

[Darkflame798]

well most of us know. ;D so i just thought i'd make a silly little joke thread.

[Stewarto]

Edit your title, I just played it and if I hadn't i'd be massively pissed.

[Its Just Rave]

Nice Flame... Nice...


The ultimate showdown -

Cyborg-Dom vs SKRAAM....

[Darkflame798]

Randomness thread needs to stay random and bumped. ;D

[Its Just Rave]

Of course Flame! Check my new thread!

[Darkflame798]

I read, and commented. ;D glad i could be of service in trying to bring back fun threads!

[fopexpopsxdomes]

the premise at which dom becomes a cyborg is kinda like ishi in Bulletstorm...hmm....

[Imortalfalcon]

Nice Flame... Nice...


The ultimate showdown -

Cyborg-Dom vs SKRAAM....

This.

The battle will last decades.

[Optimus Healey]

so bullet storm 2

[lBlest]

Edit your title, I just played it and if I hadn't i'd be massively pissed.

Well with the game being out for over 2 weeks now you would only have yourself to blame for not knowing that already. Do less mutiplayer and more campaign

[rebelboy]

Well with the game being out for over 2 weeks now you would only have yourself to blame for not knowing that already. Do less mutiplayer and more campaign

What? It's not someone's fault if they haven't gotten hold of or completed the game yet, things happen.

[Metalunat1c]

It's all a lie!
Dominic Santiago WAS in that Crash, and he WAS thought to be dead, but... guess what..

*Dramatic Music*

Dominic Santiago was entered into the SECRET COG CYBORG PROGRAM!

That's where I stopped reading just becouse I was rolling on the floor laughing.

[RandyIcon]

Awesome, very funny to read. Plus, an additional hundred hours of nyan cat!

[wackmowena]

In gow4 well find out that Marcus killed his sister(locust queen) and find out that their mother is atcually sam Byrne to lead into Cole being Sam's sex slave. Coles best friend Baird banged Anya which got her pregnant with Eugene who somehow takes over the last name Carmine
Let's go gow4!!!

[ii statiik]

and gangs up with skraam?