Favorite Bulletstorm Jabs and Slurs

[PowZee]

There are so many hilarious rants, jabs, slurs, and one-liners in this game I just wondered what some of your absolute favorites were. It's tough to just pick one . . . so pick one and then when you're playing and just have to add another later that you'd forgotten about, then that's OK too.

My favorite one right off is Serrano jabbing at Ishi:
What do you care Sushi-dik, you're half dead anyway!

Edit: Well it just hit me that a lot of the great jabs and one-liners may probably be too offensive for most folks to want to re-print . . . so I guess this wasn't such a great idea for a thread.
Sorry . . . but if you still want to share one . . . .

[weaponsmaster3]

Gray: Nice view... Wanna make out? Just two gruff guys snuggling out the differences.
Ishi: ughg
Gray: Was that a nervous ughg. Either your human side gets the joke or your robot side likes the way I look in these pants.
Ishi: or maybe a little bit of both.
Me after I heard it: HAHAHAHAHAHAH... AAAAAHHAHAHAHA

[M Carmine]

If I posted my favorites, I would get banned.

[PowZee]

to weaponsmaster3: Yes! so f***n funny! Out of friggin lefffield!

to M Carmine: yeah you're right unfortunately ....a pity too because there's so many horrendously classic ones within this game!

[radamanthyspl]

I absolutely adore all Serrano's lines. And it's not only about profanity, there's a great line towards the end of the game when they head for the Ulysses to diffuse the bomb and Serrano goes "tick tack tick tack, you boys... nervous?!". Despite the lack of expletives here, the timing and intonation really made me laugh out loud.

[Oberael]

"Hold your dick there a second, you fungal rim-job."

[VileKill]

Sarrano:
"Weak bluff, ya prancin' geisha."

"Got myself a scotch, and I'm violently fiddlin' with my balls in anticipation of your arrival."

Trishka:
"I was doing pretty swell until you and Cranky the Japanese robot-man showed up."

Grayson:
"Here comes Butterdick Jones and his heavenly asshole machine!"

Rell:
"You're like my own personal rabbit's foot, boss. Rainbows, puppies, and lucky f*ckin' clovers spew from your ass!"