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    Default What's the funniest thing you've seen a bot do online?

    I was playing Guardian social once. It was me, 3 humans, and a both against a team full of humans. Anyways, I was the leader and I died. All the human players on my team died and the bot was left to face the team of full humans(they still had their leader). Anyways, the bot literally, by itself, glitched outside of the map and waited till a Stale-Mate. I never lol'd so hard while playing this game.

    It was on All-Fathers Garden, btw.

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    When they clutch with the mulcher its always amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotgun Goddess View Post
    When they clutch with the mulcher its always amusing.
    When they clutch in general, it's always amusing. Lol. For me, Minh usually is the clutcher.

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    I have seen a bot superman somebody with a Torque Bow, infact it was me.

    Also I saw a bot getting a 1v5 clutch with a Mulcher.

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    I always laugh/get annoyed when I see a bot just randomly firing at someone on the other side of the map despite the fact that there are multiple walls in the way.
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    it makes me lol when they're not facing the enemy and their blind fire shots are some how going at them as if they curved? o_O
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    Quote Originally Posted by WesleyplaysCarmine View Post
    it makes me lol when they're not facing the enemy and their blind fire shots are some how going at them as if they curved? o_O
    I see this all the time. It also happens to me all the time.

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    Somehow chainsaw me with shotgun it was Cole so it makes sense.

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    ive been spidermaned by a bot...3 times. 2 with boltok, 1 with snipe.
    my team shat brix.
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    sometimes when its just one bot versus one other bot they just camp and avoid each other example oh yea man them locust gonna be runnin at me and then like ima kill that locust yeeeaa) but in reality they just wait for a stalemate
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuggle View Post
    ive been spidermaned by a bot...3 times. 2 with boltok, 1 with snipe.
    my team shat brix.
    What do you mean?

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    it obviously means that the individual who "spider-maned" him shot webs through his/her pistol and that his teammates have some sort of prostate/diahrea disorder
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMX13 View Post
    it obviously means that the individual who "spider-maned" him shot webs through his/her pistol and that his teammates have some sort of prostate/diahrea disorder
    LOL.
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    What do you mean?
    The term ''Spider-manned'' means to shot somebody 3/4 of the way through a roll, as their head is on the way back up but it is near to the floor.

    Here is a video of a Spider-man.

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    LOL one time some ****ty bot stole my t-bow


    it revs it up and BLAM

    double torque headshot


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    it was ridiculous


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    I saw a bot once that had no weapon and everytime someone came to shoot the bot, the bot would run sooooo fast and would go back to the spawn it was soo hilarious...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TESCO JEANS View Post
    LOL.

    The term ''Spider-manned'' means to shot somebody 3/4 of the way through a roll, as their head is on the way back up but it is near to the floor.

    Here is a video of a Spider-man.
    Hmmm.... Thanks. Now I know what it is. Lol. Happens to me quite a bit actually.


 

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