Ok so I get to use my great line, EPIC fails epically. I mean really "Improves standby detection" what kind of line is that. Where in the blue hell was standby detection before. Is this new and improved system going to stop standbyers? Cause if it don't, I nor any of the group of 12 people I game with are gonna by your DLC much less play your game. Since you're so ballsy to say your gonna make this trilogy, if the third one isn't server based I'm not even gonna pick the game up. I'll rent it for 8 bucks beat it and done, but then you don't get that sweet cut of 70 or 80 I woulda popped for the limited edition. Onto why I really posted this.

So what I'd really like to talk about to today is a serious trend in videogame society, Cheating. An example of this would be the "lag switching". Now I know all you losers out there who will have a negative reaction or response to this, eat me. The only thing we know you'll do is try to make fun of me or call me a noob, which doesn't even defend you, because there is no excuse for your stupidity and scumbagness. Wow a great comeback another like you hasn't come up with before.

Now really it's a videogame. Whether for relaxation or whatever. When Cliffy B was designing this mother do ya think he went "oh gee what could make this game real fun, oh that's it, LAG SWITCHING, it's my greatest idea yet". I'm thinking no.

Then comes the cheaters retort "Well just because I can do it and you can't or don't and since it is an option to do, it's a totally valid tactic"

Wrong answer turd monkey. It's like punching a guy in the junk in a boxing ring. Of course you can do it, but it wasn't designed into the sport, it's against the rules, it ain't right and in real life when the dude got up, he'd probally find you outside in the parking lot, beat ya within an inch of your sorry excuse for a life with a tire iron and then spit on you.

You get away with this garbage b/c there are no real consequences. And they only come when we have to bust our arse, video tape every match, and then go thru reporting you, when alls you do is use one of those free month subscriptions or you get mommy to go buy you a new subscription. Microsofts fine with this b/c they make more money, they don't help the community. What they outta do is ban people, not accounts. But then they make no money. Either way with this mindstate the loser actually thinks he's better than everyone by cheating. Reality is I'm a mediocre player and I smoke you by following the true game mechanics.

Said incident most recent, BMR xXSkyStarXx. I ran into this little terd bag the other night with my team. We are decimating them on Avalanche 4-0. One more match and yippee, next match and more fun. Oh but wait a minute folks. Nobody's moving except me and my teammates are saying the same thing. Wow I can't shoot the enemy. He look there's nobody around me, wait *pop* there goes the head of everybody on my team at the same time by the same c-bag. Dear God! God came down into the videogame and popped all our heads at the same time. Wait a second, this just in "It's another deuche bag!" I mean seriously you lose games, it happens. I'm a rec player.
The guys I play with we are a solid 3-1 maybe 2-1 type team, if there weren't any cheaters I'm sure that ration would be solid 3-1 and quite possibly a 4-1. But we have to drop games and then lose a tie-breaker to a standby. My stats speak for themself.

Game Type W/L W/L-Ratio K/D-Ration We Win
Guardian 122/45 2.71 1.15 73%
Annex 49/20 2.45 1.14 71%
KOTH 22/11 2.00 1.17 67%
Execution 93/68 1.37 1.18 58%
Warzone 65/51 1.27 1.02 56%
Submission 22/17 1.29 0.79 56%
Wingman 6/20 0.30 0.96 23%

Wingman being the most flawed and inconsistent gametype in the whole package. I don't even play it anymore b/c of the unbalancing of power weapons. Now a little breakdown.The top three games I rarely if ever get standbyed. Yet magically the bottom three excluding wingman we get consistently standbyed on. Either way all game types above 50% being a rec player.

Point is I don't have to lag switch to get the stats I have. Could you losers who cheat do the same, nope. And after this title update I'm gonna repost my stats and see the EPIC difference if it was a successfull update, cause I won't have to drop out of the cheating matches or lose to it. Honestly these cheaters need to be removed from society. I'd like to be like Jay and Silent Bob and take this mission on personally, if I could find these people that do this, there's no lag switch in real life buddy and I'd like to be the bad mofo to show you this lesson. Two to the dome baby, cleaning up society one d-bag at a time. I'm gonna enjoy when they take the ghetto tactics away from you losers. Then b/c you can't win without cheating you'll go away, or just lose all the time. Then all that remains is the real talent and the people who enjoy the game for what it is.

Whoever needs to do it, Microsoft or Epic, get this guys billing information and ban him from xbox live, not just his one tag. How many credit cards with the same name and address can this one dude have, find the trend and solve it. And if you hate cheaters just add this guy as a friend and send bad feedback if you want to avoid a cheater BMR xXSkyStarXx