The Dizzy Wallin Facts & Dizzy Wallin Fan Club Thread!

[Rentboy Evil]

The UN want to search GoW because they think Dizzy is a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

[lxlterroristlxl]

Berzerkers usually need to be chained down to mate but dizzy just whispers "I got ur back like a buttcrack mama" and its all sweet love down by the fire from there ...

[Simburgur]

Dizzy once trolled the Epic forums, and Flak got a 3-day ban.

[Dogmeat]

Dizzy once trolled the Epic forums, and Flak got a 3-day ban.

Big time lolz.

[Simburgur]

I invited some Epic staff to the Dizzy Fan Club, i wonder how many of them will join?

[DragonEmperor]

Dizzy moves so fast its like hes lag switching you during that punch to the face.

[Simburgur]

Contrary to popular belief, Jacinto was not sunk by a lightmas brumack, Dizzy just stared the plateau and it sunk out of pure fear.

[weeeee123]

Dizzy is so amazing that there's a spot on his head that is immune to headshots


not a joke.

[LonGShoTLorD]

Dizzy doesn't have to use smoke grenades, he simply breathes on his enemies

[LonGShoTLorD]

Dizzy loves and hates marmite

[Simburgur]

Dizzy doesn't have to use smoke
grenades, he simply breathes on his enemies

Haha, nice one

And Six Okay is officially a fan of Dizzy, check the member listing

[LonGShoTLorD]

Dizzy Wallin can't masturbate, his penis is shotgun

[sQ G T3rr0R]

Dizzy Walling likes cookies.

[z|FATALITY]

Dizzy Wailin also like Biscuits and milk

[jimmygill]

Is this like a Chuck Norris thread for Dizzy?

Dizzy can lead a Brumak to water....and make him drink! Dizzy and cockroaches are the only things on earth that can survive a nuclear holocaust... the roaches however will not survive Dizzy

[Gdoogy]

Dizzy Wallin once faced a clone named Wizzy Dallin.

The remains were never found for the clone.

[Gdoogy]

Dizzy Wallin once showed mercy.

A downed Locust was crawling away and Dizzy patted him on the back and revived him.

As he walked away, he whispered, "/sarcasm"

The grenade he had latched to Locust exploded.

[ToucanSon0fSam]

Jesus can walk on water...


but Dizzy Wallin can walk on Jesus.

[LonGShoTLorD]

Jesus can walk on water...


but Dizzy Wallin can walk on Jesus.

Best one yet

[LTCOL SHAKE]

dizzy f'n rules!!!!!!!!!

[XenoXniper]

Dizzy can walk through a Kantus's Scream.

[Acolyte]

Dizzy is so bad-ass, God prays to him.

[OMFGitzJOE]

Dizzy can revoke Fellainis yellow card so he can play in the derbies.......

Just pure win.
Only Evertonians would get this xD

[LTCOL SHAKE]

dizzy wallin has a master shake tattoo on his back!!

[Simburgur]

We should start a movement to make sure Dizzy returns in Gears 3

[crudesunman]

Dizzy Wallin can gargle peanut butter

[LTCOL SHAKE]

We should start a movement to make sure Dizzy returns in Gears 3

im sure he will his fate is unknown!

[tiskoe]

Dizzy's a hick.

[Seckser]

Wow people actually like Dizzy?
I think he's the most annoying character in the entire gears universe :/.

[Bri Bear]

Seckser has been drinking the hateraid. Who doesn't love Dizzy's ability to joke around during danger and make sexual jokes about his Derrick?

[DenyThisFlesh]

Superman wears Dizzy Wallin underwear.

[Ajimbo B]

Dizzy's Hat automatically melts the chainsaw before it can come into contact with him, making him purely invincible in every Gears game.

[Acolyte]

Dizzy doesnt get hyperthermia, Hyperthermia gets dizzy

[Tommy 40 Hands]

Dizzy Walin can drive 55.

[Earless_Acorn]

Dizzy eats brumak steak at least 4 times a day. He even has a brumak ranch.

[Sprunk G]

Dizzy is so good that when somone tries to chainsaw him he turns it around with his bare hands and chainsaws his attacker.

[iConspiracyyy]

If you have five dollars and Dizzy has five dollars Dizzys got more money then you.

[CorpserSlayer10]

Although Marcus had to fight the Corpser in Gears of War, Dizzy's awesomeness would make the Corpser throw itself into the emulsion.

Every day the Pendulum Wars DLC is not released, Dizzy kills 1,000 Locust. The Locust pray that Cliffy B will release it.

Chairmen Prescott should just give Dizzy his position. The war would end sooner.

When Torque bow arrows are shot at Dizzy, they go back into the owner's head.

Bolters bolt when they see Dizzy.

[x Ic3 ColD x]

Dizzy "can" shoot away the chainsaw

Dizzy can slam a revolving door

Dizzy is the reason waldo is hiding

Dizzy knows where Carmen SanDiego is

Dizzys hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

Dizzy can divide by zero

When taking the SAT, write "Dizzy Wallin" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

[RUfuginutz]

Dizzy once donated to a sperm bank. Little did he know that his seed would be used to father the Locust Horde.