The Dizzy Wallin Facts & Dizzy Wallin Fan Club Thread!

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 04:58 PM

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Dizzy Wallin Facts

Just post a random fact to describe the awesomeness that is Dizzy Wallin, if you need some inspiration, check here. I'll start:

Dizzy once faced a lagswitcher in multiplayer, and the lagswitcher lost connection.

And don't flame, this is just a bit of fun

**Bourbon** · 01-10-2009, 05:03 PM

Is this like a Chuck Norris thread for Dizzy?

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Bourbon

Is this like a Chuck Norris thread for Dizzy?

Pretty much

**Bri Bear** · 01-10-2009, 05:04 PM

Dizzy once got chainsawed in half by Skorge...oh my bad, good things right.

Dizzy Walin's tears cure Rust Lung. Too bad he has never cried.

**RUfuginutz** · 01-10-2009, 05:05 PM

Dizzy once faced a shield glitcher in multiplayer. He took the shield away and then returned it as a suppository.

**DenyThisFlesh** · 01-10-2009, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by RUfuginutz

Dizzy once faced a shield glitcher in multiplayer. He took the shield away and then returned it as a suppository.

Nice.

The awsomeness of Dizzy's hat alone is enough to make enemies run away in fear.

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:13 PM

Dizzy lost his hat during a firefight then saw a theron guard wearing his hat lol

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 05:13 PM

Someone once threw a smoke grenade at Dizzy. The smoke grenade then proceeded to knock itself over in fear.

**Rentboy Evil** · 01-10-2009, 05:15 PM

Dizzy is ALWAYS riding Betty!

**Necross X** · 01-10-2009, 05:17 PM

there's one time when your mom said "hey dizzy lets have sex" . he said..........NO

**demonchad** · 01-10-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by simburgur

Someone once threw a smoke grenade at Dizzy. The smoke grenade then proceeded to knock itself over in fear.

lol * Ten Characters*

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:22 PM

Dizzy did the old chuck norris curb stomp glitch from Gears 1 lol

**Bri Bear** · 01-10-2009, 05:24 PM

Dizzy Wallin built a time machine and went back in time to stop A. Carmine getting sniped. As the Locust shot, Dizzy met all three bullets with his hat, deflecting them. The Locusts head exploded out of sheer amazement.

**WoolyPower** · 01-10-2009, 05:26 PM

If you remove Dizzy's hat, then remove his bandana, you'll find another hat.

**MGarcia** · 01-10-2009, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by WoolyPower

If you remove Dizzy's hat, then remove his bandana, you'll find another hat.

Best so far.

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by WoolyPower

If you remove Dizzy's hat, then remove his bandana, you'll find another hat.

Pure Win

EDIT: Dizzy once tried to post on the EPIC forums with less then 10 charecters. He was not stopped.

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:30 PM

When the locust see Dizzy they say "ZOMG CHUCK NORRIS!!!11 LOLZ HAX!!" then they explode lol

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by simburgur

Pure Win

EDIT: Dizzy once tried to post on the EPIC forums with less then 10 charecters. He was not stopped.

lol funny one

**JonathanRambo** · 01-10-2009, 05:31 PM

Dizzy doesn't have to charge his torques... They know better than to keep him waiting.

GOW2 Lag is created by Dizzy Wallin, because he is simply too epic for Epic's horrible netcode.

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 05:37 PM

Dizzy can revive himself in Warzone.

**z|FATALITY** · 01-10-2009, 05:40 PM

Dizzy can active down in Gears 2.

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:43 PM

Dizzy can make his beard fight lol

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by MythX999

Dizzy can make his beard fight lol

No! You're meant to say 'Dizzy wallin has no chin under his beard, just another fist'

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by simburgur

No! You're meant to say 'Dizzy wallin has no chin under his beard, just another fist'

That too lmao

**TechnoVikingIsGod** · 01-10-2009, 05:50 PM

Dizzy Wallin doesn't get wet the water gets Dizzy Wallin.

**demonchad** · 01-10-2009, 05:50 PM

Dizzy has a pet corpser with a Hat
he can controll it with his beard

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 05:52 PM

Dizzy's power level is over 9000!! lol

**z|FATALITY** · 01-10-2009, 05:54 PM

Dizzy can revoke Fellainis yellow card so he can play in the derbies.......

**TechnoVikingIsGod** · 01-10-2009, 05:56 PM

If you spell Dizzy Wallin in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 05:59 PM

Dizzy can active reload the Mulcher.

**WoolyPower** · 01-10-2009, 06:03 PM

Dizzy Wallin brushes his teeth with the chainsaw.

**Jan Pogonowski** · 01-10-2009, 06:04 PM

Epic have confirmed that Dizzy will return in Gears of War 3 but not as you know him.

I'm thinking he's been locusified and now rides a Bloodmouth like a cowboy.

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Jan Pogonowski

Epic have confirmed that Dizzy will return in Gears of War 3 but not as you know him.

I'm thinking he's been locusified and now rides a Bloodmouth like a cowboy.

Link please!

**x iiM DaLTo** · 01-10-2009, 06:07 PM

Dizzy once faced a shield glitcher. Dizzy downed the shield glitcher. The shield glitch had a big piece of meat in his mouth.

**Simburgur** · 01-10-2009, 06:09 PM

Pressing the B button doesn't decide the outcome of a chainsaw duel, Dizzy does.

**Necross X** · 01-10-2009, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by TechnoVikingIsGod

Dizzy Wallin doesn't get wet the water gets Dizzy Wallin.

good one
hahaha

**WoolyPower** · 01-10-2009, 06:11 PM

Dizzy Wallin showers himself using the Hammer of Dawn.

**z|FATALITY** · 01-10-2009, 06:12 PM

Dizzy Wailin drys himself with the Scorcher.

**MythX999** · 01-10-2009, 06:14 PM

Dizzy can do theKung-fu flip glitch with betty lmao

**WoolyPower** · 01-10-2009, 06:15 PM

Dizzy Wallin can see the people doing the invisible man glitch.

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