You might be a Gears Noob..

[Some_KindOf_STD]

If you try to shotgun a person 3Ofeet away... submit your noob jokes...please forgive me...xboxless until thursday...

[NinjaZombie]

If you get killed by me... I suck.

[xFESTOx]

if you think the hammer of dawn is broken, while your using it indoors

[BIGWHIPWHIPPIN]

If your first post on this forum is in this thread

[Some_KindOf_STD]

hahaha i lol'd at above post... if you complain you cant get a headshot with the lancer

[GeArsoFWaRruLeS]

if you ***** about getting taken out with a pistol

[BIGWHIPWHIPPIN]

kidding of course, Festo...

for real though,

If you don't weapons slide

[FR MATTUU]

if you shoot your teammate thinking there the enemy

[Myrrah]

You go for chainsaw kills and curbstomps against someone who is not downed/the last person.

[Doc187 XL]

if u get melee by a longshot rifle

[llxSARGExll]

if you think you have a chance against me and if you get the llSARGEll ****ed your mom achievement

[Ido]

...if you wonder why the torque arrow is only going 3 feet

[II Coffey II]

...if you wonder why the torque arrow is only going 3 feet

HAHAHAHA that really made me laugh!



If the last guy runs into a team of 4 with his chainsaw.

If someone is standing with his lancer aiming at the walls while looking at the scenery(admiring graphics)!

There was a guy doing that last night i was dead and was watchig him, my mates said he was doing it all the time on each map. so i checked his GT and as i thought 60 gamerpoints and 3 stars. Made me laugh wathcing him though.

[Some_KindOf_STD]

lol good stuff, you might be a gears noob if you think you spawn with frag grenades and attempt to tag someone thinking you killed them only to get blown up by a smoking locust with a shotgun...

[Gear1010]

You are a gears noob when:

You think your chainsaw is jammed when it doesn't rev
You get owned by a guy with a pistol and you have a shotgun
You stand infront of someones cover and rev your chainsaw and the guy behind cover blows you up with some shotgun blind fire.

[spm15]

These:

- You try to chainsaw a dead body
- In gridlock, you try to drive the stationed trucks
- You go on the troika in war machine and slaughter your teammates.
- You tag an enemy and then shoot them with shotgun (waste of a grenade)
- Shoot the longshot whilst stood up with another 3 snipers zooming on you
- Kill your own teammates to steal their weapons (or try to)
- In tyro station, stand in the path of the train and expect to live
- You fire the torque bow after holding down for just 2 seconds
- Kill yourself with the boomshot


I'll try to get more

[Grub]

if some leetist whiney idiot leaves the game because you chainsawed him!

[spm15]

- In gridlock, you try to fire at the bell tower and expect it to make a sound
- You run around the whole map with your chainsaw revved expecting to bump into someone.
- You run up to general raam in single player at the end and expect to chainsaw him down.
- Get tagged with a grenade and then jump into the rest of your teammates
- try to get a headshot with a pistol from 50 feet away
- run around the map as general raam and think you have more powers than the rest


more on the way guys

[spm15]

- try to file a complaint against someone because they have downed you and left you to bleed out
- tagged an enemy with a smoke grenade and followed them around
- stay at the spawn area and wait till an enemy appears
- shoot your teammate with a longshot thinking they're an enemy
- run around the map shooting enemy corpses with the shotgun just to watch the body parts fly everywhere
- if all your teammates die, you hide somewhere so the other team doesn't find you and get the win

[Some_KindOf_STD]

if you have the seriously acheivement but can only manage 6 kills in a 12 round realitively non laggy game while not host...

[Ben0King]

If you think Dom's a girl...

Oh wait that makes me a noob...

[Rob1221]

if you think "going for the longshot" means your team has a slim chance of winning

[33% God]

- if all your teammates die, you hide somewhere so the other team doesn't find you and get the win

That sound more like playing smart rather then being a noob.

[chiodos181]

gettign smoked tag by all 4 players of opposite team

[findingomen43]

if you drop shotgun instead of lancer for weapons

[BIGWHIPWHIPPIN]

You are a gears noob when:


You get owned by a guy with a pistol and you have a shotgun

If you say something like this

[DS Kristoba]

if you attempt to curbstomp a live opponent

[MCHIEF2187]

If you get your head blown off just after picking up the sniper

[TheNakedTickler]

You get killed by an AFK returning to his controller just in time to see you ****ing with his body.

[DS Kristoba]

You get killed by an AFK returning to his controller just in time to see you ****ing with his body.

damn, i do that alot, lol. dead prey

[Tundon]

- In gridlock, you try to fire at the bell tower and expect it to make a sound

The bell does make a sound when you shoot it >.>

[shades_of_grey]

^ Yep, it does.

[jereminion]

noobs should learn not to play ranked when they get 1-2 kills a game

[OverKill]

when you ***** about being sawed, tagged, or meleed

[HeadShots!!!]

You get killed by an AFK returning to his controller just in time to see you ****ing with his body.

Happens to me some times, except they always kill me afterwards cause I always have my lancer out when I AFK, and i don't have enough time to take my shotgun out with out them shooting me...

[shunsuke]

If u're behind the opponent and start running the chainsaw too early

[ManyTriangles]

if you drop shotgun instead of lancer for weapons

um uh...with the new lancer hits a hard choice actually...i always drop lance but ive seen ppl drop shotty and do just fine. really just matters how u can use each weapon.

[DS Kristoba]

you are a gears noob when in real life a buddy of yours slaps you on the back and you dive at him

[zxx MORBID xxz]

if u you try to get a headshot with torque

[qwikstrik3]

if you wonder why you cant pick up weapons in assasination...

old patch btw