Jan 22 Update... What did it do?

[ousoldier]

I just signed on to begin my daily Gears play, and I was prompted to download an Update for the game. I did, but I see no noticable changes or fixes having recieved the update. Anyone know what it was for or what it did?

And this was not the previous patch, I already got that one the day of its release, this is another, smaller patch.

[rumsfeld_welfare]

Here's the word on the update:

1. Baird will now have changable hair color and style, and will have an alternate jacket that says, "Boy, do I love the Cog."
2. Update will now make it easier to get some damn curly fries.
3. Update fixes Carmine's gun; no longer keeps jamming.
4. Update makes "Toilet-Man" on Rooftops playable with exclusive new "Pork-Bow" weapon, fires hot bacon strips, with a "snoot-shot" launcher attachment.
5. Pistol being replaced by crappy battle rifle
6. Host identity now hidden from host themselves.
7. CliffyB enacts plan for surge of 20,000 more Cog troops to secure Gridlock.
8. RAAM is now kinder, gentler.
9. Update will raise minimum wage, pass student-loan reform, and restore funds to stem-cell research, all in the first 100 hours.

[pistonsfreak]

how bout u stop bein an idiot and post something that is true, and not tryin to be funny, cuz its not, i wanna know wut the patch did alos i cant find it anywhere

[SneakyWh1teMan]

Here's the word on the update:

1. Baird will now have changable hair color and style, and will have an alternate jacket that says, "Boy, do I love the Cog."
2. Update will now make it easier to get some damn curly fries.
3. Update fixes Carmine's gun; no longer keeps jamming.
4. Update makes "Toilet-Man" on Rooftops playable with exclusive new "Pork-Bow" weapon, fires hot bacon strips, with a "snoot-shot" launcher attachment.
5. Pistol being replaced by crappy battle rifle
6. Host identity now hidden from host themselves.
7. CliffyB enacts plan for surge of 20,000 more Cog troops to secure Gridlock.
8. RAAM is now kinder, gentler.
9. Update will raise minimum wage, pass student-loan reform, and restore funds to stem-cell research, all in the first 100 hours.

wow ur a prick

[Hickeroar]

LOL! amazing the difference in reaction. It turned into a laugh-fest when he posted that in another thread. I thought it was hilarious.

Noone knows what changed with the patch. The unofficial player consensus is that it was probably a cheating fix...

[Skillz2Burn]

LOL! amazing the difference in reaction. It turned into a laugh-fest when he posted that in another thread. I thought it was hilarious.

Noone knows what changed with the patch. The unofficial player consensus is that it was probably a cheating fix...

There's also quite a few people who are speculating that it fixes the VGA problem caused by the last patch. Again, this is all speculation as Epic has been completely silent on what is in the patch so far.

[Danger]

What it do? its ****ing up Player matchs the most people get many times error wen we playing. Thats ****t up.

[ColdFire]

Here's the word on the update:

1. Baird will now have changable hair color and style, and will have an alternate jacket that says, "Boy, do I love the Cog."
3. Update fixes Carmine's gun; no longer keeps jamming.
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lmao

[Hickeroar]

There's also quite a few people who are speculating that it fixes the VGA problem caused by the last patch. Again, this is all speculation as Epic has been completely silent on what is in the patch so far.

Nah. Players have tried this and confirmed that that the VGA has NOT been fixed...

[roman son21]

yeah mayb it helps w/ lag
or mayb it helps w/ cheatin
idk im new to this game im just throwin stuff out there

[GnS Denovo]

Here's the word on the update:

1. Baird will now have changable hair color and style, and will have an alternate jacket that says, "Boy, do I love the Cog."
2. Update will now make it easier to get some damn curly fries.
3. Update fixes Carmine's gun; no longer keeps jamming.
4. Update makes "Toilet-Man" on Rooftops playable with exclusive new "Pork-Bow" weapon, fires hot bacon strips, with a "snoot-shot" launcher attachment.
5. Pistol being replaced by crappy battle rifle
6. Host identity now hidden from host themselves.
7. CliffyB enacts plan for surge of 20,000 more Cog troops to secure Gridlock.
8. RAAM is now kinder, gentler.
9. Update will raise minimum wage, pass student-loan reform, and restore funds to stem-cell research, all in the first 100 hours.

I thought this was absolutely hilarious... chill out ya'll. Pork-Bow weapon??? I would love that ****.

[Tears for Fears]

LOL Rumsfeld... loved the update, thanks.

[Evil Edz]

Wasnt that funny the first time, it was ok......now its just a plain waste of everyone's time....and this thread got 3 stars??? Wow, there goes all credibility on the stars ratings.

[PotentialEnder]

funny stuff.

[madmax]

dont know what the patch did...definitly didnt fix the VGA issue with 1280x1024..cause i use it and it still looks the same. I can still do all the glitches , long jump, weapon pickup while running...etc. etc.

[Horizon]

Here's the word on the update:

1. Baird will now have changable hair color and style, and will have an alternate jacket that says, "Boy, do I love the Cog."
2. Update will now make it easier to get some damn curly fries.
3. Update fixes Carmine's gun; no longer keeps jamming.
4. Update makes "Toilet-Man" on Rooftops playable with exclusive new "Pork-Bow" weapon, fires hot bacon strips, with a "snoot-shot" launcher attachment.
5. Pistol being replaced by crappy battle rifle
6. Host identity now hidden from host themselves.
7. CliffyB enacts plan for surge of 20,000 more Cog troops to secure Gridlock.
8. RAAM is now kinder, gentler.
9. Update will raise minimum wage, pass student-loan reform, and restore funds to stem-cell research, all in the first 100 hours.

Yeah, the guy keeps posting this crap. It's like a bad joke thats not funny...EVER.

[Evil Edz]

BOOOOOOO THIS POST!!!! AND BOOOOOOOOOO TO THE THREE STARS IT GOT-YOU GOTTA BE FIST F***ING ME!!!!

[ousoldier]

Well don't rag my post just because some idiots are posting stupid stuff, I still don't know what the update did and I was just curious. Chillz....