Whats your favorite character quote??

[II GROOVE II]

I was playing canals the other day as the "colonel". I started sawing somone and I swear my character said "Oh my GOD, LOOK at all that S**T!". Funniest thing I've ever heard, I laughed at that for an hour.

Anyone else have any similar funny quotes?

[Federbeast]

Well my favorite quote from single player is when Baird says "Hey #83, sign my shirt!"

In multiplayer it's not exactly a quote, but anytime Kim is down he just starts whining like a girl.

(oh oh that reminds me, it's also hilarious how Cole goes "WOOOO!" after he jumps off a 2 ft. ledge.)

[OakCoast]

In multiplayer I would have to say Carmine after he gets a headshot, "Suck it, suck iiiittt!"

In single player I would have t say Dom when he says to marcus, " Did you hear that?

"Ahhh it was just the wind"

"Yeah, right, when's the last time the wind said--hostiles--to you?"

[TerrorXsharK]

Single Player: "The train's at home on the rails, baby!" - Cole

Multiplayer: Anything Carmine.

[m Brooksay]

My favorite quote from this game (and probably favorite quote from any video game) happens during the time when Baird and Cole are down in the sewers.

You and Dom are looking down at them through the grates and Baird says, "There's room for one more; it's a ****ing party down here." As if the fact they weren't walking in sh*t isn't funny enough, Baird makes that remark.

My co-op partner and I laughed our asses off.

[IARI BloodShot]

^^ Haha, you're my new best friend. Not really, get away from me. Anyways that's the best line in the game.

[kerrod]

in sinlge player when cole goes "lm gonna find me some locust an lm gonna ruin there day u know wat l mean"
an in multiplayer when he is downed she says "my mumma says l cant die"

[D00M4D4Y]

Cole in multiplayer: (headshot)"Cute how they fall like that, huh?" or after a chainsaw kill "Mmmm meatloaf, nice and fresh."

[jmel]

Yeah if there is ever a gears 2, I'd have to say to keep the same voice talent.

The one liners are some of the best I've heard in a game ever.

[Blitzkrieg 9]

Multiplayer: Is a Co. Hoffman headshot, he says "Had to happen."

[Skillz2Burn]

No one has said this one???

"I'm in the ZONE Baby!!!"

[Evil Edz]

hands down.

[Holmen]

In MP Baird after headshot or headstomp: "eat shi/t and die!" or "Taste(or stick to) the the ground"

[II GROOVE II]

A little off topic, but I really get into the song cole sings after you beat the game. BRING IT ON SUCKA! THIS MY KINDA S***!!

[colesy]

I think it's the Colonel that says, "Sup *****es" when he gets an active reload, or maybe its a headshot.. Pretty funny **** though...

edit: That quote is: Sup B1tches!

[JustinDestruction]

From the SP: "We're not here to sell Girl Scout Cookies"

or

"It's a f---ing party down here"

[Hickeroar]

Through the single player campaign, i just love Bairds sarcasm. Him, coupled with the always-happy Cole is just a hilarious combination.

[Phillyfanboy]

Cole "Looks Dead to Me"

Cole " Back in yo' Hole *****!"

Cole "Woooowwoo"

Basically anything Cole saids.
Cole owns and so does his voice actor.

[spencerklk]

My 2 favorite qoutes that make laugh the most are both from single player - the first is when baird and cole are in the sewers and baird says "It's a F'g party down here"

the second is when Dom is talking about a sheltered person that he knows and baird questions him on this and Dom's reply is "I don't hang out dck wad

[SluGSlinGa]

I think it's the Colonel that says, "Sup *****es" when he gets an active reload, or maybe its a headshot.. Pretty funny **** though...

edit: That quote is: Sup B1tches!

i think its dom who says that.

yea thats one of my favs as well.

baird's "eat sh1t and die" whern he gets a headshot and when hes walkin through dead bodies he says "it stinks in here" or something like that.

CAN ANYONE POST ALL THE MULTIPLAYER QUOTES OF ALL THE CHARACTERS?

[Copacetic 3da]

Lobotomized !!!!

[Hive_Node]

If you're Dom and you revive someone he goes "Walk it off, p*ssy"

[Sirril]

While downed:

"I wouldn't do this to you....well maybe I would."

[apocalypse 3da]

multi: lobotomized! and of cours had to happen...

In single player I would have to say Dom when he says to marcus, " Did you hear that?

"Ahhh it was just the wind"

"Yeah, right, when's the last time the wind said--hostiles--to you?"

[blacklight115]

I cant remember if its in game, but during the cole_rap when he says......

BOOOM WHOOHOO!!!
BOOOM WHOOHOO!!!
BOOOM WHOOHOO!!!

-Im still waiting for someone to make a montage, and time it perfectly with that part of the song.

[binard328]

This is kind of relevant. I also mentioned this in another thread, but I passed my teammate using Cole right when he got headshoted:
"I'm in the zone ba-BLEEAAARGH!!!"

[Bloody Death]

Baird-Theres **** everywere!!!!!!!

Cole-I can't die mama said I can't die!!!,Meatloaf mmmmmmmm!!!!


Kim-GODDAMN IT SOME ONE HELP ME OUT HERE!!!


Locust sniper (fav)- HAHAHA SUCKER!!!!(HEADSHOT)

[ThePoofyChicken]

"We'll, we're not here to sell cookies. So they know somethings up."

[BuDz211]

"Hey #83, sign my shirt!"

[ll Boomhauer ll]

anything by Cole lol

[Shuteye Train]

After the 2nd zerker

Dom "How about we never do that again?"
Marcus "Yeah, that works for me."

It just caught me off guard and had me laughing a while as a lot of the rest of it feels like familiar military banter.

[xlodxOblivion]

" you serve the queen "

[TheZanza]

My faves are
COG on active reload "sh1t Yeah!"

and locust with a headshot "die humannnnn"

[WoolyPower]

Anything Cole, he just makes me laugh every time.

Before getting in mine carts : Cole: "Lets do this, Whoo!" <Deoesn't sound funny, but it is when ya hear it.

Act 4 outside Mansion: Cole: "Whats up, Ladies?"

"Its go time baby" "Thats right sucka, this is my kinda sh*t!"

Its Dom who says, "Sup, b!tches!?"

Baird: "Ahh, just in time"

Dom: "Yeah, just in time to kiss my a$$"

After resonator doesn't work; Baird: "So what, we'll just use this instead" Dom: "How about I use it to smash your teeth in?"

Baird: "So..what? You hang out with Stranded?" Dom: "I don't 'hang out' d!ckwad!"

For some reason this one made me laugh;

On train; Dom: "Oh sh!t, now what!?" Fenix: "Are you kidding me!?!? BERSERKER!!!"

[ll Boomhauer ll]

Just after you meet Cole.Dom is talking about the game and the forty yard line,he asks Marcus if he remembers.....Marcus says "I remember you owe me 20 bucks" lol

Dom says....."Talk to me after the War" <---- classic

[Copacetic 3da]

just plain talent xD

[apocalypse 3da]

that one indeed also kicks ass!

[Little Ben 2]

Just after you meet Cole.Dom is talking about the game and the forty yard line,he asks Marcus if he remembers.....Marcus says "I remember you owe me 20 bucks" lol

Dom says....."Talk to me after the War" <---- classic

Yep it has got to be that quote it is awesome

[KC_ObeseT_Slipknot]

hahaha.
i like on single player when your going to find the junker
and your talking to cole and baird...
and cole starts talking about this huge feast that the strandeds are giving them and then baird cuts in and says "im gonna get dysentary from this sh1t."
hahaha.
then cole proceeds to tell marcus later that baird is on the toilet
i dont know why it was so funny for me, but i was crying.
and on multiplayer,
its definetly kim's "dibs" when he picks up ammo.
ahahahaha
he says it like some other cog is diving for it, but he called it just in time

[Lord Chin]

"Oh, Cole Train, tell us about that play again!"
"Hey, number 83, sign my shirt!"

Love the way he says that.

Also, the line where Dom goes "Just in time to kiss my a$$" is priceless.