ASMD shock rifle - often used, but what does it mean?

[blackout]

i am using "ASMD" instead of "shock rifle" myself, but what does that stand for? i've been googling for it, wikipedia (even the dutch version!) didn't say anything about it.
in short: what does "ASMD" abbreviate?

[The_Deacon]

And Suck My D*ck

Seriously, it's a reference to some film iirc, where some guy blows up a barrel of petrol in mid air with a gun (shock combo-esque)

"It stands for 'And Suck My D*ck'," explains 23-year-old Cliff Bleszinski, the game's co-designer. "It has a special move that just annihilates all the ****ers around it."

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/archi.../t-109431.html
http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums...d.php?t=359294

[BlindRob]

haha, thats great

[blackout]

oh my god
i thought quake's "big ******* gun" (later censored to "big fat gun") was the only mad name for a weapon... i didn't expect that. you made my day, thank you

[Mastame]

Acronym Definition
ASMD Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, and Division
ASMD Air Surface Missile Defense
ASMD Aircraft Squadron Manning Document
ASMD Algorithmic State Machine and Datapath
ASMD Anterior Segment Mesenchymal Dysgenesis
ASMD Antiship Missile Defense
ASMD Approximate Spectrum Matching Detector
ASMD Association of Science Museum Directors
ASMD Atmospheric Sciences Modeling Division

None of those really fit.. :/
clarification plz.

[blackout]

clarification plz.

read plz.
blabla 10 char minimum

[Boksha]

oh my god
i thought quake's "big fúcking gun" (later censored to "big fat gun") was the only mad name for a weapon... i didn't expect that. you made my day, thank you

Actually, the GES in GES Biorifle stands for "Green Exploding Shìt".

[blackout]

i guess "rocket launcher" stands for "ROCKET LAUNCHER" which stands for "really overwhelming creepy kickass enemy treatener"?
what other things like that are there? the devs must have been really bored

[Mastame]

read plz.
blabla 10 char minimum

what, it's 'And Suck My Dick'?

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6260/srslyzl2.jpg
Lol.

[blackout]

looks like.
strange, but i don't doubt it

[{SM}LeadSniper]

All Sorts of Monkey Defication?? rofl

[Gregori]

apparently it means 'and suck my ****!'

[fuegerstef]

looks like.
strange, but i don't doubt it

It's true. Cliffy had the idea, AFAIK.

[da ghost]

why was the 8-ball gun called what it is?

[blackout]

this is becoming disgusting.

[Kharnellius]

Yes, ASMD stands for "And Suck My D**k".

As for the 8-ball. I always assumed it was because the rockets/nades were approximately the size of an 8-ball in pool (billards).

[StalwartUK]

Yeah, ASMD means "And Suck My D*ck" and GES stands for "Green Exploding Sh*t".

Btw, the Redeemer was named after some church I think.

[Catzenjaeger]

ASMD = Available Soil Moisture Depletion Regime or Application-Specific Micro Device

[N1ghtmare]

"and sick my d*ck" also explains why it seems to be 8 feet tall.

[Scylla]

This thread should die now. The question was answered in the first reply.

[placebo]

This thread should die now. The question was answered in the first reply.

GUYS GUYS WTF THREAD??

[Selerox]

And Suck My D*ck

Seriously, it's a reference to some film iirc, where some guy blows up a barrel of petrol in mid air with a gun (shock combo-esque)

The film is "Hard Target" starring Jean Claude Van Damme I think.

[NeoPhoenixIIM]

Yeah, ASMD means "And Suck My D*ck" and GES stands for "Green Exploding Sh*t".

Btw, the Redeemer was named after some church I think.

That is some awesome sh!t right there .

ASMD Antiship Missile Defense

This definition fits a lot better for ONS in UT2k4 .

Now I want a movie based off of Unreal so I can hear the actor say 'WTF is that green exploding sh!t?" and after killing an alien with the ASMD, saying” and suck my d!ck you MF". Besides all the other franchises have movies after them, it's time for Unreal to make the scene .

[Gregori]

That is some awesome sh!t right there .


This definition fits a lot better for ONS in UT2k4 .

Now I want a movie based off of Unreal so I can hear the actor say 'WTF is that green exploding sh!t?" and after killing an alien with the ASMD, saying” and suck my d!ck you MF". Besides all the other franchises have movies after them, it's time for Unreal to make the scene .

If you'd seen Doom, you might want to approach an Unreal movie a bit more carefully!

[NeoPhoenixIIM]

If you'd seen Doom, you might want to approach an Unreal movie a bit more carefully!

Not quite sure what you mean by that, care to explain?

[Gregori]

Not quite sure what you mean by that, care to explain?

I cringe at the very thought of them making another FPS movie like DOOM!
No offense against Unreal itself, but they'll try to put the game litteraly on the screen instead of making a proper movie with characters and a real plot.
Since Im not interested in watching a non-interactive videogame for one and a half hours, (I'd rather just play a game) I don't think they should make an Unreal movie if is a just an excuse to port the game onto the silverscreen. That FPS sequence in DOOM is just cringe-worthy.

If they did an Unreal movie, they would probably think having Aliens was too implausible and replace them with genetic experiments in anyway!

The story of crashed survivors on an Alien planet should be the primary focus of an Unreal movie, not just an excuse to have pointless FPS scenes of humans shooting monsters.

[Shadow]I[]

I like Atomic Shock Mechanism Device

[DrDoomed]

i wanted to find out the real name for that gun too and i found something different to "and suck my xxxx" .

i cant remember what it was called now but it wasnt a joke name and i got the answer through official sources like in game sound files or something.. damn my weak memory

[happycat]

I like Atomic Shock Mechanism Device

This almost sounds realistic, except "mechanism device" is a pretty severe redundancy.

[Gregori]

Maybe it could be an Atomic Shock Micro Discharger

[blackout]

atomic shock? what should that be? :x

[wickedsteve]

If you'd seen Doom, you might want to approach an Unreal movie a bit more carefully!

Come on nobody saw the Doom movie. Did they?
Even if anyone did are they gonna admit it?

[Boksha]

atomic shock? what should that be? :x

Obviously it involves shocking atoms.

[blackout]

there are no shocking atoms. that's why i was asking.

[Boksha]

Wouldn't the atoms be at least somewhat shocked if you put an electric current on them?

[Gregori]

Maybe its an Anti-Social Matter Disruptor!

[NeoPhoenixIIM]

I cringe at the very thought of them making another FPS movie like DOOM!
No offense against Unreal itself, but they'll try to put the game litteraly on the screen instead of making a proper movie with characters and a real plot.
Since Im not interested in watching a non-interactive videogame for one and a half hours, (I'd rather just play a game) I don't think they should make an Unreal movie if is a just an excuse to port the game onto the silverscreen. That FPS sequence in DOOM is just cringe-worthy.

If they did an Unreal movie, they would probably think having Aliens was too implausible and replace them with genetic experiments in anyway!

The story of crashed survivors on an Alien planet should be the primary focus of an Unreal movie, not just an excuse to have pointless FPS scenes of humans shooting monsters.

Doom the movie wasn't too bad. Though, the game cut scene did kind of ruin it. They seem to be getting better with making movies off of games though, so a movie based off of Unreal could be quite good, esp if they stuck close to the original plot of the game.

[wickedsteve]

Wasn't it just "ASMD" in Unreal, then "ASMD Shockrifle" in UT, and then just "Shockrifle" in UT2003 and 2004 ?

[Gregori]

Doom the movie wasn't too bad. Though, the game cut scene did kind of ruin it. They seem to be getting better with making movies off of games though, so a movie based off of Unreal could be quite good, esp if they stuck close to the original plot of the game.

I've no doubt you could make a good movie out of Unreal, I've some ideas of how to do it infact, its just that greedy executives that don't have a clue about movies will butcher it just to cash in on it. They'll DOA it basically, instead of focusing on making a good engaging movie.

I don't want to be put through the torture of watching a non-interactive videogame instead of a film. Maybe if Halo turns out be good, this will set a new trend in VG movies!

[Gregori]

Wasn't it just "ASMD" in Unreal, then "ASMD Shockrifle" in UT, and then just "Shockrifle" in UT2003 and 2004 ?

It'll always be the ASMD whether it says so or not, ASMD is the name of the technology that makes it work, hence the Izarian Shocklance in Unreal 2 is based on ASMD technology.