when you try to dunk a basketball by using a low gravity mutater
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when you try to dunk a basketball by using a low gravity mutater
this topic has 200 posts now yay
-When your on american idol and you sign the theme song to UC2
-when u have over 200 ideas on how you know you have played uc2 to much.
When ur ballon sword pops on a needle and ur friend says what a dud.
when u use speed to get to ur class in time.
when gangs start to form like -the liandirs - the nahkiti
not sure if this as been on a cant read all nine pages but...
When you try to kill a hell knight on doom 3 with a medlee weapon
When you get shot and scream "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i freaken rejected that"
When U are playing basketball and u exspect to teleport
when u play football and try and activate warrior's spirit
When in dodgeball u try and jump off the ground/walls trying to do triple jumps and spins like sobek or anubis
When u are in marching band as the flag carrier and try and make your staff act like brocks
When someone shoots u with a gun u say hey my shieled should have stopped that o well i still have 90 health left
When u confuse GTA with UC2 and exspect to kill a cop with a Coup De Grace
...you dare someone to shoot you with a real gun, you believing your fast enough to reflect it back with you katana that you bought just for that purpose.
when your weird and post about stupid things you do because your obsessed over UC2
-When you jump off of a cliff fully expecting to be able to nimble in mid air and float yourself to safety...but it doesn't work! O_O
-When you beat the entire game, Ascension, Challenges, and 3/4 of the ladders the first day you get it. =)
When your on a forum for UC2 this late when you have major tests the next day. :-oo
when you feel like nuking a store because they dont have UC2
when you make uc2 propaganda
when you throw halo 2 cd out the window
When you read all 9 pages of this thread. And the answer is no, I'm not that crazy over this game to do this.
when u kill ur friend and think he'll come back cuz its just a simulation
Well you say "thank god it done now i can go back to halo 2."
..When you start your own UC2 church... heck i would join that
Let's make a UC2 bible...
When your eyes bleed and you wear malcolms goggles to keep them in.
When you notice that Anubis isn't the god of death
-when you begin to wish you can live your life in 3rd person.
I went back to play HL2eathmatch and tried to jump off the walls like an idiot. Got hit from behind by a table as a result.
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you practice your melee at home.
Try to teleport to your next class
when you try to reflect the ball back in dodgeball
when you try to use homing to get home
when you try to use to pick an alt. costume for a play
when you try to pick out malcom in dodgeball but hes sick that day
I see this ALOT on the Gamefaqs forums. Oh well..
When you beat up two people and expect to hear someone shout "DOUBLE KILL."
when you suddenly realize that the teletubies are German!
yuo start posting crap like this
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Bob2
you forget that your playing with your freind and start whistling to the music!
when you score in your own goal because it is the same color as the ball
When you start saying CORNY one liners during a basketball game!
"is that your best"!
"I have Failed you my Queen"!
"Odds of survival Diminishing"!
When you snipe someone in the head and wait until you hear "Head Shot!"
When you try to wall jump in Max Payne!
lol .......... "NO!!!!!!!!!! the scored"
(5 min later{speaking to the male coach}) " I have failed you my queen" good stuff
when you practice headshots on your cats head
when your too lazy to say full words and abbrieciate everything like " Stfu i will kill with a hs you sob"
or when ayour firend tells i funny joke so you say lol
You know when people play too much uc2 when...
they make a disease called Unreal addictionitus
when you were sweeping the floor at work, and spun the broom around and hit your boss, then said SAMARAI!(sp)
...when you shoot your friend and wait for them to respawn.
Your friends have felt like playing the game without even seeing the game.
When you go into Halo 2 trying to turn it to 3rd person and try wall jumping.
whenm you can beat people witht he controlelr upside down... woudlnt that by a *****
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