Unreal Pornstar: I feel bad

**legacy-F3nyx** · 06-30-2004, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Twist4
She´s a member of Mensa,so she´s probably more intelligent then you are.That means slugs and worms and prostitutes and whores are more intelligent then u are.

I've met plenty of intelligent losers/***holes/sluts/idiots... intelligence alone doesn't make you worth your O2.

I wouldn't touch that worn-out, silicone-infected thing with a ten foot pole, no matter the IQ it sports.

:up:

It's because she's the nearest thing the UT community has to a celebrity.

Like the UT community needs celebrities. CliffyB is an interesting phenomenon, but usually when people become "celebrities" they're too busy reveling in the limelight to do much else.

OMFG THAT MAN LOOKS THE :SAME: as my geography teacher omg thats weird!!!!!

By day, he is mild-mannered Gerald Blackwell, geography teacher. But when night falls and the shadows of evil creep over Raleigh, he dons a stained beater, faded jeans, and several kilograms of jewelry, and vaults into his Viper to become CLIFF BLESZINSKI, GAME DESIGNER!!

**legacy-Powerslave666** · 06-30-2004, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by EternalNoob
Why you guys get excited over this is beyond me...

I wouldn't touch that worn-out, silicone-infected thing with a ten foot pole, no matter the IQ it sports. :bulb:

You keep telling that to yourself.

**legacy-Loeder** · 06-30-2004, 05:45 PM

cliffyB +pronstar :bulb: that might explain the dildo in that map

**Flak** · 06-30-2004, 07:27 PM

She's really cool to talk with and she's an uber geek too. She has a lot of pics on her site with computer parts laying all over the place, or her working on her pc. I should have an interview with her on our clan site soon.

**legacy-Liquid Feces** · 06-30-2004, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by SwellFello
I'd play her in UT

I have played her. And she plays as mega*****goddess if I recall.

**legacy-Fuzzlebunny** · 06-30-2004, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Liquid Feces
I have played her. And she plays as mega*****goddess if I recall.

That's like, all the way on the other side of the spectrum from Fuzzlebunny.

**legacy-JohnDoe641** · 06-30-2004, 07:57 PM

Ha, I remember playing against her quite a few times on HyperBlast. I think I got the best of her in frags, but she was a fun player to frag against.

But for the life of me, I can't remeber what that server was. :/

**legacy-catphile** · 06-30-2004, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by Fuzzlebunny
That's like, all the way on the other side of the spectrum from Fuzzlebunny.

LMAO. :up:

**Flak** · 06-30-2004, 08:03 PM

LOL Fuzz!

**legacy-{Xero}Anomen** · 06-30-2004, 08:19 PM

Anyone Remember if she is any good??!?!?!...and if so...is she in a clan? lol

:up: :haha:

**legacy-Fnix** · 06-30-2004, 08:21 PM

Shes pretty good.

**legacy-{Xero}Anomen** · 06-30-2004, 08:48 PM

lol it's funny how many views this thread has gotten...but hey...I had to check it out too!

**tarnationsauce2** · 06-30-2004, 08:58 PM

Anybody who is a long time UnrealPlayground reg has played with her.
Whether you know it or not.
The excitement of playing with a pornstar has long since escaped most of us.

**legacy-{Xero}Anomen** · 06-30-2004, 09:07 PM

lol sorry...it's just something I have yet to experience...though I dont believe it to be much different than playing with anyone else, except knowing that I am getting wrecked by a female...

(for those of you who think im being sexist...I'm not, for that too...I have yet to experience

)

**legacy-PacMaan2004** · 06-30-2004, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by Twist4
She still plays.And:

:weird: [COLOR=SKY BLUE] WHICH ONE IS THE GIRL?? :bulb: [/COLOR]

HE LOOKS TERRIFIED hahahaha

**legacy-mago** · 06-30-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by {Xero}Anomen
lol it's funny how many views this thread has gotten...but hey...I had to check it out too!

half of the views belong to me, I think

I hope to hear something from this Hexx...guy, because his answer/comment was the ugliest I've seen on this forum!
(Some r complaining about pr0n on this board <--> me = very angry about such posts from this Hexonethingytypesh**)

**legacy-Foo** · 06-30-2004, 09:18 PM

Wow. It's interesting to see that some people in here have such a hangup about sex, that they consider someone who makes a living from it as being somehow 'lower' than they are.

**legacy-{Xero}Anomen** · 06-30-2004, 09:23 PM

When did I ever throw them in a class lower than me?

...that is...if you were talking about me

**legacy-{Xero}Anomen** · 06-30-2004, 09:25 PM

oh crap...I just read back...sorry

**legacy-mago** · 06-30-2004, 09:36 PM

lol @ Anomen

It's not you to blame...
@ all: BA A HUMAN!

**legacy-Liquid Feces** · 06-30-2004, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by JohnDoe641
Ha, I remember playing against her quite a few times on HyperBlast. I think I got the best of her in frags, but she was a fun player to frag against.

But for the life of me, I can't remeber what that server was. :/

She was pretty good iirc. Played on the Unreal Playground custom maps CTF server. Polite too :up:

**legacy-{Xero}Anomen** · 06-30-2004, 10:03 PM

So wait...what is her name in unreal...so I can meet her...unless she just plays ut99 bc I dont have that anymore.

**legacy-Brain Trepaning** · 06-30-2004, 11:57 PM

I did porn and have pictures of my penis to prove it.

Just ask, and I'll prove my prono past to you.

C'mon ask.

Anyone...?

Please...?

:cry:

**CliffyB** · 07-01-2004, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by Dicky B
She also recently got remarried, retired, and moved to Hawaii. Intelligent, good-natured, played Carnegie Hall twice before she was 18, and more wealthy than us (and she isn't even fugly at all). Darn, must suck to be her.

Dicky B (named one of the hunter female bots in Unreal Safari after her, too..)

The only worthwhile quote in this thread.

I wore the pimp suits like 4 years ago guys. Yes, it was goofy. That was the point.

**legacy-Saito** · 07-01-2004, 12:05 AM

I trust none of you knew killcreek from quake that posed in playboy and kicked allot of pro's asses

**legacy-Pyros** · 07-01-2004, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Saito
I trust none of you knew killcreek from quake that posed in playboy and kicked allot of pro's asses

She also designed some of the worst levels in John Romero's Daikatana.

**legacy-PacMaan2004** · 07-01-2004, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by CliffyB
The only worthwhile quote in this thread.

I wore the pimp suits like 4 years ago guys. Yes, it was goofy. That was the point.

Sorry Uncle Cliffy

Wasn't so much the suit - it was the hair

you must have 3 or maybe 4 (?) tubs of hair gel on to keep it that.... errr .... pointy :haha: look closely Asia's even having to duck out of the way !!

The suit looks fine to me though, i'm sure you'll grown into it one day

**legacy-catphile** · 07-01-2004, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by CliffyB
The only worthwhile quote in this thread.

I thought my "jerk" quote was pretty much right on, Clifford.

**legacy-Incubus188** · 07-01-2004, 01:58 AM

Damn....hate to use "supporting my fellow UT players" as an excuse for porn but.....hell why not!

LOL!

**legacy-Brain Trepaning** · 07-01-2004, 02:49 AM

**legacy-jaQal** · 07-01-2004, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by [NBS]Flak
She's really cool to talk with and she's an uber geek too. She has a lot of pics on her site with computer parts laying all over the place, or her working on her pc. I should have an interview with her on our clan site soon.

Hey Flak please PM me a link of the interview it would be great for our site too :heart:

I love asia. Beauty+UT+loves sex = TEH 1337 IDEAL WOMAN!!11

**legacy-.·5¹·.SyN** · 07-01-2004, 02:54 AM

Originally posted by Liquid Feces
I have played her. And she plays as mega*****goddess if I recall.

Thats not her is it?

**legacy-Fuzzlebunny** · 07-01-2004, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by CliffyB
I wore the pimp suits like 4 years ago guys. Yes, it was goofy. That was the point.

Needs more bling bling.
You should learn from Will.

**legacy-PacMaan2004** · 07-01-2004, 03:25 AM

I remember catching something about this on a tv programme aaaages ago, i just found it a bit bizarre - you dont expect pornstars to be secret computer geeks; but she is what Flak said about her PC was on this programme - aint never seen her online myself (well i dont think i have anyway) but i hear from other players as in this thread that the girl got some mad skills - and i dont just mean sucking c

cks either LOL :haha:

Just goes to show you never know who you could be playing against online - so it might pay for some of you to be a bit more polite towards your fellow Fragmuffins.