Unreal Pornstar: I feel bad

[legacy-Fnix]

Ok in winter of 2002 when I used to play on UnrealPlayground servers there was a women named Asia Carrera in the server and she was pretty good and she also had some interview page on the front page of the site: http://www.unrealplayground.com/medi...acketfront.jpg

I went and read it after I played against her. I saw she had a website and I went to it and there were pics of her naked on it playing UT and such. And just this year I saw her on the net on pornsites getting porked. I could'nt wank for weeks after that. I just don't know if I should feel good or bad knowing I killed a pornstar.

[legacy-comb0KING]

gg alias. thats an old pic since ut99.

[legacy--Twista-]

She still plays.And:

[legacy-Jermaine_X]

let her bio rifle then you can shoot

[legacy-Fnix]

Haha who is that guy? He looks pissed because she declined his offer.

[legacy-XÅN]

Originally posted by Twist4
She still plays.And:

damn cliffy really look like a turd in that asshat pimp suit.

[legacy-thekaLi]

[legacy--Loric-]

Today's deep question, can surgery improve your aim?

/other deep question : why would a game developper pose with a pornstar? What kind of an example is it for youth (which part of his fans)?
Or is it that pr0n (simulation of sex) and violent games (simulation of war) or somehow connected, as being the answer to today's young male needs.

[legacy-Fnix]

Haha CliffyB's look changes everyday. :haha:

[legacy-UberBone]

Porn stars, just like any other group you care to mention, are people ... and some people like to play UT = you shouldn't really be surprised.

Certainly don't let it affect your thracking or fragging enjoyment.

[legacy-ogremagi]

I do find this highly amusing...:haha:

[legacy--Twista-]

Originally posted by Fnix.USA
Haha who is that guy? He looks pissed because she declined his offer.

U don´t see that this is teh holY cl!ffYB?Shame on u! :sour: :sulk:

[legacy--Loric-]

Originally posted by UberBone
Porn stars, just like any other group you care to mention, are people

For about 97% of them, you are right.
The other 3% being silicone.

[legacy-Turbidity]

Originally posted by -Loric-
Today's deep question, can surgery improve your aim?

G4 did a segment on her on players, i think....she claimed she was rated first in the stats in ut99 at one point, took a bunch of screenshots and sent them to cliff blozonazonaslzki. She also makes her own skins. And is a webmaster.

She's really a nerd, from what i hear.

[legacy-cAm]

is it just me, or does her face almost look photochopped?

i dunno, there are just some color changes there that don't look quite right...

[legacy-shawneboy]

Originally posted by Jermaine_X
let her suck your bio rifle then you can shoot 1 glob of it into her mouth.

***SHOT!!

Think before you post next time, ok?

[legacy--Loric-]

Originally posted by Turbidity
She also makes her own skins. And is a webmaster.

I make my own skins and I have a website.... Can I pose with CliffyB too?

/ I was about to say something less tactful thant 'Can I pose with CLiffyB' but the WL pwn me. :cry:

[legacy-Deadsheep]

Originally posted by ogremagi
I do find this highly amusing...:haha:

I find your avatar highly amusing...:haha: Ming the merciless. :up:

[legacy-CyberT]

Originally posted by Jermaine_X
let her suck your bio rifle then you can shoot 1 glob of it into her mouth.

CUMSHOT!!

Well it made me chuckle...

[legacy-PsyLord]

Originally posted by Turbidity
G4 did a segment on her on players, i think....she claimed she was rated first in the stats in ut99 at one point, took a bunch of screenshots and sent them to cliff blozonazonaslzki. She also makes her own skins. And is a webmaster.

She's really a nerd, from what i hear.

Hmm, she's into sex, computer games, web authoring... sounds like a typical UT player.

PL

[legacy-^vs^Bazza]

lol cliff looks like a rite gimp




/sorry cliff

[legacy-Iceboy2003]

Wasn't she also on G4 at one point as well? Some special about Celebs who play games or something like that?

[legacy-pwnedism]

löl at asia carrera playing ut hell i bet cliffy the pimp banges she already

[legacy-Mr.Taboo]

Yep, Seems like most UT players..........
She just spends as much time uploading porn
as most do downloading it.........

[legacy-Turbidity]

Originally posted by Iceboy2003
Wasn't she also on G4 at one point as well? Some special about Celebs who play games or something like that?

Yeah, that's what i was talking about...yeah, so 'special' wasn't the right word. Very informative, though. :up:

[legacy-Hexx Da Millian]

who cares what she does and doesn't like. she'sd a whore, a prostitute. she at the bottom of the food chain along with slugs and worms.

[legacy--Twista-]

Originally posted by Hexx Da Millian
who cares what she does and doesn't like. she'sd a whore, a prostitute. she at the bottom of the food chain along with slugs and worms.

She´s a member of Mensa,so she´s probably more intelligent then you are.That means slugs and worms and prostitutes and whores are more intelligent then u are.

[legacy-Fuzzlebunny]

Man what I would give to hear all the things people have said to her while playing.

"HI R U A GIRL?????"
"OMG ASL"
"lolz noob i only let u win b-cuz ur hot lololol"

Edit: "1v1 if i win u haev sex with me k??????"

[legacy-BlackRanger3d]

who cares what she does and doesn't like. she'sd a whore, a prostitute. she at the bottom of the food chain along with slugs and worms.

Does your parole officer know that you are online.

[legacy-catphile]

Originally posted by Hexx Da Millian
who cares what she does and doesn't like. she'sd a whore, a prostitute. she at the bottom of the food chain along with slugs and worms.

jerk.

[legacy-CH405]

Originally posted by Twist4
She´s a member of Mensa,so she´s probably more intelligent then you are.That means slugs and worms and prostitutes and whores are more intelligent then u are.

LOL! Way to dish out the ownage. :up:

A UT player is a UT player.
Regardless of skin, sex, looks, location, wealth, faith and career.:up:

Sure she's a celeb but meh, I think she's a bit old for me now
Great to see that she is not just some dumb porn bimbo.

[legacy-SwellFello]

I have seen a number of her motion pictures

She is an outstanding actress

I am always convinced that she is enjoying herself

I believe she is due for an oscar for her outstanding sound effects

[legacy-mago]

Originally posted by Hexx Da Millian
who cares what she does and doesn't like. she'sd a whore, a prostitute. she at the bottom of the food chain along with slugs and worms.

idiot!

[legacy-EternalNoob]

Why you guys get excited over this is beyond me...

I wouldn't touch that worn-out, silicone-infected thing with a ten foot pole, no matter the IQ it sports. :bulb:

[legacy-SwellFello]

I'd play her in UT

[legacy-Fuzzlebunny]

Originally posted by EternalNoob
Why you guys get excited over this is beyond me...

I wouldn't touch that worn-out, silicone-infected thing with a ten foot pole, no matter the IQ it sports. :bulb:

Who said anything about touching her? It's just interesting because she's not the kind of person you'd expect to be into games and stuff. Everyone knows there's no hiding it, it's painfully obvious, girls+gaming=teh win.

[legacy-FatMouse]

Originally posted by Fuzzlebunny
Man what I would give to hear all the things people have said to her while playing.

"HI R U A GIRL?????"
"OMG ASL"
"lolz noob i only let u win b-cuz ur hot lololol"

Edit: "1v1 if i win u haev sex with me k??????"

lmfao

[Dicky B]

Originally posted by Twist4
She´s a member of Mensa,so she´s probably more intelligent then you are.

She also recently got remarried, retired, and moved to Hawaii. Intelligent, good-natured, played Carnegie Hall twice before she was 18, and more wealthy than us (and she isn't even fugly at all). Darn, must suck to be her.

Dicky B (named one of the hunter female bots in Unreal Safari after her, too..)

[legacy-SwellFello]

Yeah, its not like Vivid movies are out of the mainstream, hell I bet we've all rented several of them...

[legacy-SirYawnalot]

Originally posted by -Loric-
Today's deep question, can surgery improve your aim?

/other deep question : why would a game developper pose with a pornstar? What kind of an example is it for youth (which part of his fans)?
Or is it that pr0n (simulation of sex) and violent games (simulation of war) or somehow connected, as being the answer to today's young male needs.

It's because she's the nearest thing the UT community has to a celebrity. If Jake Gyllenhaal or (just picking a singer at random here folks, no comments plz :P) Britney Spears made it widely known that they were big UT fans and did their own skinning (hell, they probably wouldn't even have to do the latter) then I'm sure we'd see pictures of them getting all chummy with Cliffy too.

On the subject of Cliffy, personally I like the suit :P. I think it'd look better if he was in a more businesslike suit with his manically dyed hair topping the package though. But maybe I'm thinking too much. *goes off to do some AS*