Yes, the title is what is is. Discuss the multiple ways of killing a Stranded. No holds barred. Also, pretty much just talk about anything you want. Like the old times, when this first started, and we didn't make a social club? Remember? Back when it was only in signatures? And people spammed the Lancer?
I'll tell you some ways to kill a Stranded alright.... *unsheathes Boltok Pistol and looks behind*. But I dunno 'bout this 'old times' stuff. Fill in, pl0x?
Well there is a lot to fill out. I may forget some of the details, but none the less Levy will fill you in. Hold on a second.
Something short and brief, don't wanna waste your time, master.
Alright, I'll give you one of the events. Around the time when Gears of War two was just a text based game. (As in we knew nothing about it, except some details of the new big bad and when it might come out) Wait, that was ealier...... Alright, awhile ago, back when everyone was crazed over the Lancer and chainsaw duels and all that stuff. Levy created 'The HammerBurst clan' that was just a text bases signature clan at the time. And more of a joke. We added those in our signatures, and I pretty much just copied and pasted.... lmfao! And well a lot of people started to add that in as well. Sooner then later, Levy started to make signature guns and requests. He tried a Torque bow, but quit before he got it done, then came back at it once again and finished it. Although it was pretty rough around the edges, it was one of the best. There are way more things I can talk about, but I think I better stop.
Yeah; It seemed at one time that two out of every three forum members had an ASCII Lancer in their signature. I, as a Hammerburst fan, made one for myself, and me and quite a few others put it in and called ourselves a clan. Now it's official. I ended up making the torque bow, longshot...maybe a couple of others, but because of the way Epic forum signatures ignore spacing, it becomes quite difficult to make oddly shaped weapons. As for the Stranded, I like taking one of their feeble light bulbs and breaking off a tip, filling it up with kerosene and screws, taping it back together, and plugging it in. When they flick the lights on, bam, instant frag grenade.
Ah, I see. May I add it to my signature as well? I like to take somebody's skull, and begin to beat the Stranded to death with the skull. It's a creative death that I made up.
Do it. That's what we're here for. =)
Added. Ever bashed a Stranded's head in with a rock?
I like to blow a messy hole in a Stranded, then shove another Stranded's head in the hole until they suffocate.
