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Snake
05-22-2006, 05:58 AM
A gun with a chainsaw? Please Cliffy, spare us. Nobody really believes that you could actually attach a chainsaw to a rifle. That's absurd. Crazy talk. What you will witness below are the true defining weapons in the arsenal of the Gears, these weapons speak for themselves.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the deadly Weedwacker Musket and the awe inspiring Pistol-Axe:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/zuraja/truegears2.jpg

No, your eyes do not deceive you. That musket does indeed have a weedwacker, yes a WEEDWACKER fitted to its firm oaken body. Your enemies will quiver in fear as you tread ever closer, wacking the weeds of war.

Next up is a weapon which needs no introduction. The peerless Pistol-Axe. With this piece of state-of-the-art military hardware at your disposal, the Locust don't stand a chance.

I know what you are all thinking, and I share in your sorrow. Why is the chainsaw gun in Gears of War, and these utterly titilating masterpieces remain in the realm of the second dimension, while the chainsaw gun basks in its shameless third dimensional glory?

We'll probably never know.
chron1caust
05-22-2006, 08:34 AM
LOL, I cant wait to use my weedwacker on Brumak.:D
Gear
05-22-2006, 08:39 AM
Wow, nice picture. I can't use my guns to kill Drones! :)

Do you photoshop?
Snake
05-22-2006, 05:01 PM
Ya I used photoshop, it was going to be a weedwacker shotgun but man, is it hard to find a good picture of a shotgun :P
Zoso Fan
05-22-2006, 08:47 PM
Nice job! Funny as hell!
chron1caust
05-22-2006, 08:56 PM
Im sure that knife is a lot mor efficent than a saw
Twitin
05-22-2006, 08:58 PM
The weedwacker seems the better it gives u a good range so when you are being charged u just poke them from a few feet away b4 they get you :cool:
Zoso Fan
05-23-2006, 01:27 AM
I prefer the Axe pistol...:)
SkateXer99
05-23-2006, 01:39 AM
I might not be able to slice a boomer in half, but I can make the yard he's about to destroy weedless!
Zoso Fan
05-23-2006, 01:41 AM
From underground they came...the weeds... as much as humanity tried... they just couldn't stop them... LOL
SkateXer99
05-23-2006, 02:00 AM
"Forget the weeds, there's locusts coming out of the same ground! WITH GUNS TO KILL US!"

"Yeah, so? We have been fighting weeds for millenia, and some newbe locust with the same intro take the stage and we must fight them? So we might get killed, but the weeds kill our lawn! Think of the lawn!"
Snake
05-23-2006, 02:02 AM
lol, it should be a mod, Weeds of War.
DarkHero1
05-24-2006, 02:17 PM
That actually made me laugh.
Whistlerman
06-07-2006, 02:35 AM
haha great pic
The Evil Hat
06-07-2006, 08:42 PM
Amazing best idea ever. seriosly those would rock!:cool: :eek: ;)
Flaming Hornets
06-09-2006, 11:12 AM
Ya I used photoshop, it was going to be a weedwacker shotgun but man, is it hard to find a good picture of a shotgun :P

Snake, if you made that pic why is the Team Xbox logo on the bottom right?
BerserkerCommander
06-09-2006, 01:24 PM
Weeds Of War Oh Yeah!! Lol Lol Lol
The Evil Hat
06-12-2006, 05:10 PM
lol those rock:D
Rexx Doom
06-12-2006, 05:33 PM
Snake, if you made that pic why is the Team Xbox logo on the bottom right?

That's where he got the original screen shot from,man. That's funny as all hell!!:D
GearsManiac123
06-12-2006, 09:18 PM
hahahaha that was a good one. at first i thought you HATED the idea of a chainsaw gun. i was about to go CRAZY!! but then i saw those pics and started laughin....and then totally forgot about it lol. that was funny as hell though, nice job!
Zoso Fan
06-12-2006, 10:28 PM
try not to use blue font... :) I feel like im the one with the "weed", okay... that was another crappy joke... But anyway, did anyone else hear Cliffy B talk about this thread on the OXM podcast?
The Evil Hat
06-12-2006, 11:04 PM
seriosly, please just use normal font ;)
RIGOR_MORTIS
06-13-2006, 07:57 PM
try not to use blue font... :) I feel like im the one with the "weed", okay... that was another crappy joke... But anyway, did anyone else hear Cliffy B talk about this thread on the OXM podcast?


Yeah that was cool. Cliff's the man. I'm just afraid for his drinking problem. I have a feeling his fridge may be low on Heineken. :D
Chron0Crusader
06-18-2006, 10:54 PM
lol, thanks for the laugh, wacking away the "weeds of war" hehe!
Sundown70
06-23-2006, 02:04 AM
thanks for makin me laugh....possible to see more?
Xenomorph
06-23-2006, 02:58 AM
Let's take the prison blocks... I'm ready to kick some grass LOL:D
RawrInATor
06-23-2006, 03:28 AM
I want to use that Axe pistol... Looks like Mucho fun!
and i give u props for that joke Xeno... 10 for effort :p
DarkHero 1
06-25-2006, 08:47 AM
Nice picture, LOL.
Xenomorph
06-29-2006, 02:38 AM
I want to use that Axe pistol... Looks like Mucho fun!
and i give u props for that joke Xeno... 10 for effort :p
hahaha thanks man....
wait... 10 out of 10 or 10 out of 100??? lol:D

I like your sig.
What the heck is the Milkshake song????