The Humor! SO Good!

[LtDanUSAFX3]

Maybe slight spoilers if you dont want funny lines spoiled for you





I gotta hand it to Epic. This game had me laughing my ass off half the time, and wanting to cry or cheer the rest.

Anyway whats your favorite line of humor in the game.


Mine is Baird

"I know you want me to say I've always loved you. But I don't.... I REALLY REALLY don't!"

[JeordieX]

Tomato quote from Dom on the ship.

[Delta Spartan16]

Mmm... Bacon --caught me off guard and couldn't help but find hilarious

[Threnody]

Stranded dude: "Hey hey can you show me the two-piece again?"
Stranded chick: *does very exaggerated two-piece motion*
Stranted dude: *fails at life*
Stranded chick: "You're worthless!"
Stranded dude: "I guess I'll stick to the Sawed-Off..."

[Guidas]

baird was hilarious this game! and the bit where carmine asks if baird has any clippers and baird turns around turn back again and hands him his chainsaw. funniest part lol
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[Jaggs]

I liked the part where it was implied that Baird wet his pants once.

[JCamardo]

"JEEZ LOUISE?! WHAT THE F***?!"

"Good thing I wear a helmet..."

Carmine is Hilarious.

[OddGearsFan052]

"JEEZ LOUISE?! WHAT THE F***?!"

"Good thing I wear a helmet..."

Carmine is Hilarious.

Lol, this! Favorite part of the game. :cool:

[AHal]

"YOU FU*KED UP MY TOMATOS, AS*HOLES!"

-Dom, Act 1 Chapter 2

[AHal]

Also, Jace: "How the hell does he even get them in there anyway? A box of Polyps, WHAT THE F*CK?!?!" Act 4, Chapter 1

hahaha

[JessLL]

I enjoyed Baird's line on the locust barge, "Thank you for flying Gasbag Airways..."

[rusticangelic]

Baird's lines were just legendary throughout the entire campaign.

[!Clairebear!]

baird was hilarious this game! and the bit where carmine asks if baird has any clippers and baird turns around turn back again and hands him his chainsaw. funniest part lol
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Oh god, yes! I loved this part so much. Baird was absoutely hilarious in this campaign.

[ARMOURED KING]

"JEEZ LOUISE?! WHAT THE F***?!"

"Good thing I wear a helmet..."

Carmine is Hilarious.

That part had me in stitches laughing.

[!Clairebear!]

I liked the part where the stranded lady said 'we don't have any food but we might have something else you might need' and Baird and Cole thought they were gettin' laid.

[The Doctor]

I liked the interaction between Baird and Bernie <3

God I love Bernie.

[Kalypso]

I liked the part where the stranded lady said 'we don't have any food but we might have something else you might need' and Baird and Cole thought they were gettin' laid.

Lol, "I meant supplies". But she was really pretty for a stranded, they upgraded too.


baird was hilarious this game! and the bit where carmine asks if baird has any clippers and baird turns around turn back again and hands him his chainsaw. funniest part lol
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That was so funny. Also when Sam tells him, he is going to sing octave when all this is over :D.

[GSK123]

Lol, this! Favorite part of the game. :cool:

This and the one with Baird and Sam.

I think the one with Baird saying that Cole plays for a women's hockey team i thought was funny.

[AnyasA10]

"-scientifically speaking, we need to blow it's brains out it's ass!"

[jjbsn5192]

I liked the part where the stranded lady said 'we don't have any food but we might have something else you might need' and Baird and Cole thought they were gettin' laid. yeah i had a bit of fun when i saw that scene!!!

[Wade2193]

I liked the interaction between Baird and Bernie <3

God I love Bernie.

I thought Bernie looked great but her voice just sounded way too young for her age.

[Ivan The Great]

"The Cole Train runs on Whole Grain Baby, Wooo!"

[ElmmerFudd]

"Take the deal Cole, I havn't had bacon in six months!" -Damon Baird