Brazilian Rider
01-16-2009, 06:16 PM
So me and my friend were joking around about a Gears of War Musical and we were trying to find out who the best characters would be for it. In Musical, I mean the normal, gay looking guys running around in tights and body armor, ducking and trying to kill Locust. Sounds fun. Anyways, here's our rundown:
Marcus Fenix: John Travolta (Marcus doing the splits in the middle of a battle?)
Augustus "Cole Train" Cole: Icecube
Damon Baird: Zac Effron (Fits in perfectly)
Dom (Dunno his last name): George Lopez (think about it!)
Colonel Hoffman: Jim Carrey or Clint Eastwood (Maybe Chuck Norris?)
Anya Stroud: Chris Crocker
Maria: Angelina Jolie
Locust: That fat ugly guy that just walked past on the way to work.
Wouldn't this movie be AWESOME? Anyways, if you guys have any BETTER cast for a hilariously stupid Gears of War Musical, post it here! (Also Song names and other stuff is accepted and welcomed!)
Marcus Fenix: John Travolta (Marcus doing the splits in the middle of a battle?)
Augustus "Cole Train" Cole: Icecube
Damon Baird: Zac Effron (Fits in perfectly)
Dom (Dunno his last name): George Lopez (think about it!)
Colonel Hoffman: Jim Carrey or Clint Eastwood (Maybe Chuck Norris?)
Anya Stroud: Chris Crocker
Maria: Angelina Jolie
Locust: That fat ugly guy that just walked past on the way to work.
Wouldn't this movie be AWESOME? Anyways, if you guys have any BETTER cast for a hilariously stupid Gears of War Musical, post it here! (Also Song names and other stuff is accepted and welcomed!)