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General Groll
01-01-2009, 02:48 AM
Chap is a tough old man. He owned and operated his own fuel station for a number of years, and everyone know that anyone who works at a gas station has to have a lot of patience to deal with customers.

Ol' man Chap could take Skorge in a fight any day. Afterall, ol' man Chap once fended off five gang members with just his pinky.
Neothedude
01-01-2009, 02:51 AM
I'd have to go with Skorge... He would just give Chaps a heart attack with his Kantus scream or something lol

And if it's not a heart attack, Chaps would die of old age :p
Wisdom Thumbs
01-01-2009, 05:24 AM
Chap would kick Skorge's ass in real-time, but in a cutscene he would just be fodder.

And Ol' Man Chaps did NOT use his pinkie finger to fend off five gang members, he used his penis. Get your facts straight.
Pappi_man
01-01-2009, 08:48 AM
Gears 1 he always running outside while I'm inside covering his ass. Yeah.. He is pretty tough old-man.
MsDevilKitty
01-01-2009, 08:52 AM
they should have put him as the flag on fuel station (submission), set him to insane, then someone could play as skorge, and wed see who wins =p
General Groll
01-01-2009, 01:56 PM
Chap would kick Skorge's ass in real-time, but in a cutscene he would just be fodder.

And Ol' Man Chaps did NOT use his pinkie finger to fend off five gang members, he used his penis. Get your facts straight.


You're right. I overlooked the part where Chap's penis was the "size of his pinky." And it was his pinky sized penis with which he fended off five gang members.

I just saw pinky and didn't see penis. My bad. :)
General Groll
01-01-2009, 01:57 PM
Gears 1 he always running outside while I'm inside covering his ass. Yeah.. He is pretty tough old-man.

Damn straight!

All ol' man Chap has to do is fart one of those really nasty old man farts and Skorge would fall to the ground begging for mercy.
AnthonyCarmine101
01-01-2009, 02:31 PM
lol cgaps would invite skorge over for dinner and start talking about how stupid marcus and dom are/were for blowing up his gas station.
Wrile Jarom
01-01-2009, 02:31 PM
Chap would two-piece Skorge any day on the week.

Dave
Pappi_man
01-01-2009, 03:33 PM
lol cgaps would invite skorge over for dinner and start talking about how stupid marcus and dom are/were for blowing up his gas station.

Hahahaha!
That's true :D
-LockOut-
01-01-2009, 04:00 PM
chaps would rape skorge cos normally in submission, he would blindfire the heck out of the shottie and kill both teams entirely. He can be really annoyin with it which is why he pwns