UC2 Fan Fiction

[legacy-Wretch]

This is just a post farming thread now, locking as we dont want spam. Thanks.

You know, instead of having all these fanfics suddenly floating around, why don't you guys all collabarate on a single one!

<end dumb idea>

[legacy-InnermostFear]

Ultimate Fanfic:

Xan kills everyone.
Xan rebuilds everyone as an android.
Xan rules world.

[legacy-Wretch]

And then Malcolm leads an Android resistance that fails miserably.

[legacy-Rivet]

Raptor is captured and is reprogrammed to help the humans

[legacy-STAR]

Meanwhile Selket, Sapphire, and Devastation have a pool party

[legacy-Rivet]

don't exlude lauren

[legacy-STAR]

Lauren was inside getting the tanning oil

When she returns, the 4 gals....or 3 gals and one "it" jump in the pool and giggle

Devastation's great ummm engineering allows her to avoid being blown up by being in water

They stop and see that one of their tops has just come off and is floating away....

[legacy-Wretch]

Then Arclite and Gorge arrived, jumped in, and took off their armor...

[legacy-STAR]

*80's porn music plays in the background*
*chicka bow wow...*

The very sight of 2 juggs in the buff is enough to scare away a Tyrnannosaurus...however, these 4 ladies...(3 and one "it") have seen far worse than this...

Just then...Szalor and Torgr arrive.....in spandex...
*chaos ensues*

[legacy-Rivet]

And than brock comes and steals all the ladies (3 and 1 "it")

[legacy-Wretch]

But wait!

Sobek the super pimp is here!

[legacy-STAR]

As brock is carrying the 3 and one "it" he soon realizes that despite the females being gone from the pool...it did not stop the juggs and Skaarj to..."enjoy themselves"

With utter shock, brock and the 4 others stare in complete disarray and disgust...

...They notice in the distance Anubis with binoculars...
Just as Sobek has arrived with his shades and leather jacket

[legacy-Sashivan]

Then of course devs come and eat them all alive (and no their aren't any hidden conotations)

[legacy-KQ12]

wow, this was tkaen a little to far!!

[legacy-STAR]

Shhh KQ12, we dont want to draw attention

[legacy-KQ12]

wow this was taken way to far

[legacy-STAR]

As the pool party winds down to an end, they all notice something in the sky...

...It's Raiden, he brought his raw meat (hahah get it? raw meat...wait)....raw meat to cook on the barbecue that is (you sickos)

As he overcooked everything as usual, something Purple and glowy appeard in the pool....It was a UDAMAGE..

[legacy-UnlivedPhalanx]

who knew that this was gonna work....

[legacy-STAR]

It works...because I make it work muhahahahahha..heh..*runs*

[legacy-LOSER]

The UDAMAGE was glowing so brightly that everyone in a 12 mile radius noticed it....Except Raiden who was still cooking. Everyone in that 12 mile radius jumped into the pool and started fighting over it...But then Raiden noticed it and jumped into the pool as well electrocuting everyone except.....

[SkateXer99]

Except the automatons are impervious to water AND electricity. (Who'da thunk robots in the future were?)

[legacy-STAR]

While everyone and their grandmother are being shocked in the pool (except for the robots) the UDAMAGE is picked up and taken by Raptor...

..As Raptor blows the swimming pool up, everyone is ejected into the bushes...where they continue to make love..err...fight over a UDAMAGE they believe is still there

Raptor, now all powerful goes up to Devastation and proposes to marry her..it...

[SkateXer99]

...never realises that it too is a girl, and Devastation doesn't aprove gay marriage. So Raptor takes his anger out on a random Nali, who a Skaarj was about to kill, and he gets mad, causing him to...

[legacy-Wretch]

...gain a British accent and begin to converse with Sobek, who is busy pimping out Sapphire...

[legacy-LOSER]

Sapphire's old Hellbender with 592305 1 inch by 1 inch tv screens, a silk bed, and 3....

[SkateXer99]

...rockets mounted on a muffler launcher...



(writers block)

[legacy-Gregory_Jezernik]

... with very old underglow neon ...

[legacy-STAR]

As Sapphire and Sobek chat it up, Selket notices Anubis charging straight at her with his staff (hehe staff) and swings and nails her across the yard. She hits a wall creating a very large dent sending debris flying everywhere in a cloud of destruction.

She gets up, unscathed and charges Anubis, he swings at her but she ducks and digs her knee into his stomach sending Anubis crashing into the remains of the swimming pool, tiles fly into the air, clouds of dust and ash shoot into every direction.

He gets up, unscathed and they both charge each other, locked arm to arm they struggle, the anger in their eyes, the madness consuming them, two rivals locking in a heated confrontation...

...Just then, Anubis gets a whiff of her perfume, *they proceed to make out*...

[legacy-ADX]

while Lauren watches in the bushes. But, they see see her and....

[legacy-STAR]

...they notice Brock creeping up behind her, Lauren senses this and swings her blades around behind her only to be met and countered by a staff made of Necris...Brock expected such an attack.

He swung full force into Lauren's side launching her out of the bushes as her body rams itself into the conrete ground.

She jumps up, enraged, her eyes full of fire and charges up for an aerial strike. Brock realizes this and activates his sheild ready for the full force of her wrath

As Lauren reaches the peak of her charge she unleashes and rams into Brocks sheild, shattering it and sending him flying backwards, his body bouncing off the ground and hitting a tree. Lauren then realizes what she has done and also remembering that she once loved Brock

She runs up to him passed out on the ground...*she makes out with him*...

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

lol, you all crazy. btw, Wheres Malcolm...

[legacy-Wretch]

This is starting to get creepy...

The juggernauts and Skaarj finally notice that there's no water left in the pool and are filled with rage...

[legacy-absolutehell]

lol STAR your pretty creepy person

[legacy-deekay2005]

that Anubis was watching from the hill
in the same moment as they start to think he´s gay selket realizes that anubis has fallen in love with her and was only looking for her....

[legacy-InnermostFear]

Szalor and torgr still in spandex wrestling in mud with the naked juggs...

[legacy-deekay2005]

thats disgusting

i hope i´ll never meet a naked mad juggernaut
because of his big.......muscels

[legacy-Unrealman]

a axe flys and hits the ground right next to the pool and the skarr,juggs,naktis,and the necris plus evry one else stares at it and....BOOM comes apophis chargeing directly at the axe he picks it and prepares to beats up anubis for makeing out with selket. they both talk and fight it out and they three selket,anubis, and apophis start to fight going on a unstopable killing spree...apophis hears this in his head the word GODLIKE but then some thing happens........................................... ...........




P.S i tryed

[legacy-Rivet]

Than Malcolm says to Apophis "Hey ur not playable!! Get otta here!!"

and apophis runs home crying

[legacy-STAR]

(Its not creepy, its a mix of creativity and boredom)

With Apophis there in all his glory, the others wonder to themselves what it would be like to be him...but of course they cant, because he was in the character's section of the main website so they were given the illusion that he would be playable...

...but alas, he isnt.

Just then, Malcolm appeared with his big hard cryostaff and said "Damn man, I missed the party"

Apophis then raises his hand and says "not if I can help it!"

*music plays, a dance floor rolls out, they all get their groove on, nah mean*

[legacy-Rivet]

And than the Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag
comes and the story begins again........

[legacy-Wretch]

The warriors of the tournament realize he/she/it is unbeatable...

But then Goku arrives...

[legacy-STAR]

With the sight of the freak-o-nature gen mo blahblah whatever, the party people all stop in utter amazment as the "thing" begins to start a dance off with Raptor (Raptor being notoriously known to breakdance while fighting takes up the challenege)

..The two battle in an epic dance off

[legacy-Rivet]

After like 5 hours of break dancing the freak-of-nature finaly trips and raptor yells "u got served!!!!"

[legacy-Wretch]

Then a space meteor falls from the sky, and out crawls none other than the great Jerl Liandri himself...

[legacy-Rivet]

"Gasp" yells everyone in fear cause Jerl Liandri can fire them all just like that

[legacy-STAR]

Mr. Liandri walks towards the contestants and looks at Apophis

With the squint of his eyes, and a point of his finger he says "youre fired (Trump)" and with that Apophis vanishes into the single player campaign where he will be trapped forever...

EDIT: Hey Rivet, me and you are like, on the same mode of thinking, weird

[legacy-Rivet]

.......ferever and ever and ever and ever and ever etc.

*edit: didnt u write ur post based on mine?

[legacy-Rivet]

but than the Gen Mukai come and start running around the pool like the little annoying bastards they are

[legacy-LOSER]

Alternate Ending I suppose thanks to Rivet

Raptor and The Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag dance for 640 days in a row without ever using the same dance move twice. All the while the Unreal Championship 2 characters, except Raptor of course, have all gotten over their differences and have started a new tournament of dancing. They could all thank Raptor and the Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag for that. But that fateful 640th day came around where Raptors battery died and warrenty expired. This claimed Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag the winner. Devestation was devestated. She had lost her bet to Gorge and her best friend! Luckily Liandri didn't want to lose their best dancer with 640 straight unrepetitive dancing days under its belt. So they resurected Raptor with the patented Necris Process.


10 days after the 640 days, the first Unreal Dancing Tournament had begun....with gametypes such as...

Edit! Noo! I got behind!!! I typed too much!

[legacy-STAR]

Nope Rivet, I wrote my posts based off what I was thinking, I never even saw your posts (we posted within like a second of each other)

With the little annoying bastards prancing around the pool, it became apparent that they werent doing it for kicks, they were "resureccting" the pool and within a matter of seconds, it was restored to new...

...Swimsuits equiped, cannonballs unleashed

And now that the dance competition was offical, dance game types such as "Limbo-dose" and "Team Dance Match" were introduced...

Re-Edit: (After reading your post after this one) Okay you got the alt ending lol

[legacy-Rivet]

Survival, Dance to the Death match, team Dance to the Death match, nali sirving, capture the move

edit: i got the modes though, this could be an alt. ending

[legacy-Wretch]

Of course, you can't forget Overdance-a-dose.

[legacy-STAR]

Now that everyone was grooving and swimming happily, it seemed like nothing could go wrong...

...but suddenly like a flash of lightning Torgr had pulled out a Stinger, it gleamed in its ferociousness and with a wink of his eye, Torgr pulled the trigger and unleashed a barrage of..

...confetti and sillay string tee hee

[legacy-Rivet]

so everyone started munching on the candy(while breakdancing) exept selket cause she was on a diet

[legacy-Wretch]

I'm sorry but this show has been CANCELED!

The ratings are terrible.

We need something new, something truly inventive.

[legacy-Rivet]

shut it wretch. the show must go on!!

[legacy-STAR]

Meanwhile the Juggs had found themselves a stash of beer and were ingesting it by the gallons.

With each full keg the gulped down a mysterious voice would ring out "HEADSHOT"

...

EDIT: but we cant cancel the show, we just started our second season :(

[legacy-LOSER]

This angered Brock and Lauren as they both lay naked on the bottom of the pool. They wanted to see DEATH!!

[legacy-Wretch]

You know what?

I want the Real World, UC2 style.

The ratings will be incredible.

But this is already like the Real World...

So it has to be in NEW YORK!

[legacy-STAR]

Okay okay new show:

UC2....REAL WORLD

*A suburban appartment, Selket and Anubis are arguing, Selket goes to the camera*

Selket: "Like, oh my god I hate him so much he's such a jerkmode...gahsh"

[legacy-Rivet]

the gen mokai tried to get some of that beer but got their arses kicked by the juggs.

feeling exluded the gen mokai brought their planet's traditional drink that turned out to be vodka.....

[legacy-Rivet]

the new Survival show in the arenas of UC2. How long can our competitors survive? Its up to u to decide.

[legacy-STAR]

As shot after shot of vodka was taken down, the strong smell of alchohol was enough to get the rest of the party drunk...

*I'm gonna do both stories until we settle on one*

EDIT: Survivor UC2 sounds good aswell, you guys decide and we pick one to go with

[legacy-Wretch]

Ok, we're calling together a meeting, everyone stop.

Now does everyone want to do...

A)What we're doing now
B)Survivor
C)Real World
D)Whatever the hell we feel like

C!!!!

[legacy-Rivet]

Screw my my idea.

UC2 Real world

Anubis talking to Sobek:
Anubis: that b*tc$ started talking in bed again last night

[legacy-STAR]

Okay UC2 real world it is

EDIT: or should I say, UC2 UNREAL world lololololz M I RITE

[legacy-LOSER]

Scene cuts to Aclite and Sapphire playing pool and Arclite Keeps hitting balls through the wall, completely messing up their game.

Aclite "Why can't I be NORMAL? I make a complete fool of myself infront of everyone with my massive size and inability to control my strength. I want to ask Sapphire out, but she probably thinks I am too much of a hassle. Maybe some day I will have a girlfriend for the first time ever!"

[legacy-Rivet]

Sobek: Yep.
audience:(laughs)

[legacy-STAR]

*Selket enters the pool hall*

"So I just got in a big fight with Anubis, *sigh* I just dont understand him..."

EDIT: we should all pick 2 characters to which we use only, I'm already doing Selket and Anubis I guess, Loser is doing Arclite and Sapphire etc..

Re-EDIT: or I could just do Selket since Rivet mentioned Anubis and Sobek, its up to you

[legacy-Rivet]

Out of nowhere Siren comes into the bar(who is not in UC2 but should be)

[legacy-Wretch]

*Brock is shown sitting on a chair in an empty dark room*

Brock-Why, why couldn't they have gone through with the sex change when I was dead? Now I can never have him!

[legacy-Rivet]

we should all just do one.

i call dibs on Raptor and Devastation!!!!!

[legacy-STAR]

I'll do Selket / Anubis, I have to go right now though so just leave them out for now...this is fun

[legacy-Wretch]

Szalor and Torgr then shall be my puppets.

Szalor"I want..."

Torgr"World domination!"

[legacy-LOSER]

Yea, Arclite and Sapphire for me, I'll be back after I play with my dog.

[legacy-Rivet]

the story starts as Raptor is trying to screw on his leggs again cause of to much breakdancing. he ends up putting on the wrong leggs who turned out to be Syzygie's....

[legacy-Wretch]

Meanwhile, Szalor is in the bathroom...

"Toilet! You have been DOMINATED!"

[legacy-Rivet]

in the stall beside him Syzygy is sitting on the can
"Damn! this is my 14th oil change today, there is something wrong with me"

[legacy-Wretch]

Sobek enters the bathroom as well, complaining of bladder problems. Szalor busts out, knocking him off his feet.

"What the hell is your problem?"

"My problem, you came in here!"

"I'm gonna get you you big green slob."

"Try me, and get DOMINATED."

[legacy-Rivet]

They start having a huge battle in the stall next to Syzygy while Syzygy is sitting there laughing

"whoa that guy got problems"
"who knew that craping could be such a hassle"

[legacy-LOSER]

Meanwhile.....Arclite is walking around wearing Gorges armor and acting all cool when all of the sudden, Gorge walks into the room wearing Szalors armor, and Szalor walks into the room wearing Sapphires mini skirt....

[legacy-PeaceMaker]

and then lauren is selkets armour the selket doesn't bother putting anything all and all the guys are drooling the dev. is jelous so she selfdestucts and gets rebuilds but is all messed up like her arm is attached to her head and her legs are missing and then.....

[legacy-Sashivan]

ooh ooh i want brock cause he's my fave character

[legacy-Rivet]

while walking around in zsalor's armor Gorge doesnt realize that Brock is looking at him through the sniper scope......

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

lol, ill just read this im not picking any char.

[legacy-Rivet]

this thread must go on
we need more stuff

[legacy-Unrealman]

everyone looks at szalor and he is still wearing the miniskirt from sapphire......there u see torgr and szalor flirting....talking about that torgr could see under his skirt every one realizes that szalor is a ....................girl




ps i tryed

[legacy-Wretch]

Unfortunately that assumption was not true, Szalor had attempted a sex change before but it failed, leaving him horribly maimed in his genitalia area.

ps: off potty humor, on to... um what else do we have?

[legacy-STAR]

We have the anual bikini competition held on the roof tops of the apartment

The judges are the Robots, excluding Devastation if she, it wants to participate.

The first contestant is Selket in a 2 piece string bikini...Anubis raises his *staff* in approval

[legacy-Wretch]

Meanwhile, Szalor lowers his *claw* in disdain.

[legacy-Rivet]

and the juggs raise their hands, and u know what i mean by hand, i mean foot, and u know what i mean by foot, i mean finger, and u know what i mean by finger, i mean hand

*edit: and u know what i mean by "hand" [face_thinking]

[legacy-Rivet]

must......keep...........this.............thread.. ...........alive

[legacy-Unrealman]

and then the jugs leave the house with there pimped out car with a nitrouses tanks full of orange jucie intil something happened...............

[legacy-STAR]

...The juggs realize that they in fact do not know how to drive and therefore meet the wall in front of them with enough force to make a Skaarj squirm...

..as the Bikini competition has unleashed the skimpiest bathing suits known to the entire universe, the judges have a hard time judging, let alone stareing at the contestants...

When asked for a winner, Brock mumbled something along the lines of "I...umm...well its hard to...hard..ya know..to umm...grubumblefumble"

Its not yet clear as to what Brock said at the end of his mumbling but it was later to be found out that he said "everyone's a winner" and fainted...

[legacy-Rivet]

aperantly the juggs werent the only ones with a pimped out car. Xan with his supirior knowlidge of mechanics brings in the pimped out scorpion jeep.........

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

lol, still reading this :P

[legacy-Wretch]

Torgr jumps onto the jeep from above, crushing the beautiful front. Xan gets out, very PO'd, and stares Torgr in the eyes. They were each handed a ball...

DODGEBALL!!!(That movie sucked)

[legacy-Rivet]

Torg poped the ball with his claw and Xan won by deafault......

P.S. keep this thread alive, man

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

yeah, alive, its a funny thread.

[legacy-Sashivan]

then brock comes to and takes out his nanoblack staff and starts screaming

BLOOD SWEET BLOOD GIVE ME BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[legacy-Xarai]

Since no one claimed him i got Raiden :P

-Raiden, not at the house currently was down at the supermarket, buy ramen noodles to make when he gets home. But alas! He is stuck by the line of doom at the express lane! He grumbled lightly as he claimed out in horror! Some lady was over the 15 item limit! He would get sweet revenge on her when she left the building bwahahahahah!

[legacy-Wretch]

And that lady was none other than Sobek's... Ho. At that exact moment, Sobek was partying with his many other... Ho(s). That... Ho was getting drinks. Many drinks, she drank so many of them in the back room she couldn't tell the difference between the lanes.

[legacy-Xarai]

Raiden after successfully buying his ramen, gets into his car... a beaten up little geometro... since he didn't like to spend money wastefully... *cough cough 'old man* And pulls out of the parking lot only to realize the horror of... 5 o'clock traffic. With a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he thrust his arms into the air as he is pinned on all sides by cars.

[legacy-Wretch]

Meanwhile, fresh from a seven way filled with whipped cream, Sobek anxiously awaits his drinks.

Strangely, his... Ho is in the trunk of Raiden's car.

[legacy-Xarai]

Raiden finally gets out of traffic and finds himself on the side of a mountain, popping open the back of his geo he pulls out Sobek's 'ho' saying "Don't be scared im not going to hurt you." She gave a sigh untill he said "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" The area around them darkened, a guy said "Finish HER!" and he bent over to his side and grabbed her with both hands electrocuting her to death and she explodes. A loud announcer guy states COUP DE GRAS!! He then looks around and takes her groceries for himself and drives back to the house.

[legacy-Sashivan]

meanwhile brock was attacking everyone in the swimsuit contest when all of the sudden...

[legacy-STAR]

...All of a sudden Brock felt something pointy at his lower back. He turned slowly expecting to see the blade of Lauren until he saw her in the distance with Anubis and Selekt.

"Hmm, not Lauren," he thought to himself.

And when he finally turned he noticed that it was Szalor...

"But Szalor doesnt have a sword.." he thought to himself.." and it wasnt his blades..in fact his arms are raised up...what does Szalor have to poke me in such a way......"

And as it occured to him what he was poked with, he looked at Szalor and Szalor gave a big grin...

Meanwhile a small dance had broken out in the general area of Selket and Lauren and was spreading rapidly...

[legacy-Wretch]

Brock tries to put some distance between himself and Szalor but Szalor only comes closer...

"Brock, prepare to get DOMINATED!"

Loud screams of pain are heard all throughout the apartment.

Meanwhile, Raiden arrives with his groceries and the beer. After a long day, he's finally ready to relax in his easy chair. Just then, Sobek breaks down the door in a wild frenzy, grabs the beer, and slices Raiden's chair in half, causing stuffing to go everywhere.

"RAAAAAR!"

Sobek then retreated to his party room...

[legacy-Rivet]

aparently after drinking too much sobek forgot his legion sword at Raiden's house. Raiden picks up the sword and look around if anyones watching and than starts playing star wars with the sword complete with making his own sound effect......

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

''aparently after drinking too much sobek forgot his legion sword at Raiden's house. Raiden picks up the sword and look around if anyones watching and than starts playing star wars with the sword complete with making his own sound effect...... ''

congratulations, Nice One pal.

[legacy-Wretch]

Gorge, slightly confused because he had nothing to do, decided to make a visit to Raiden's house. He walked in on Raiden playing Star Wars with his teddy bear.

Gorge realized that was his teddy bear Raiden was slicing in half so he grabbed Raiden's staff, and with a tremendous warcry, charged foward...

[legacy-InnermostFear]

Little did he know that Raiden, A THUNDER GOD, made the staff electrical.

[legacy-Wocko]

test

[legacy-Wretch]

Because the staff was electrical, Gorge's body was filled with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000 volts of electricity, but this only made him angrier.

[legacy-hedgymister234]

oooh i call malcom


so malcom walks into the room while gorge is beeing hevily electrocuted and decides to help him by useing his cryo staff to cool him off. he only does this because the way things are looking now if anyone walked into the room it would look like was trying to kill him. but malcom beeing old just as soon as he was about to help george his back gives out and falls to the floor screeming "i need ice...and TYLENOL! not advil because the TV lied to me" but the electricity running throught george is buzzzing so loud that no one hears him so he reaches for his cryo staff...


PS: i hope this is good enought

[legacy-Rivet]

while reaching for his cryo staff Malcolm accendentaly touches the freezing part and freezes himself. Without missing the opportunity Apophis does his coupe de grace on malcolm. and what an amazing coupe de grace it was with lots of special effects and gore. WoW!!! its like 10 times better than all the coupe de grace put together. Damn i wish i had my cam corder so i could post a video of it on the net. SWEET!!!! that was the best coupe de grace i've eva seen too bad u missed it.......

[legacy-deekay2005]

raptor starts laughing
hes got a camera on his shoulder
he wants to get money for the tape
so everyone else gets angry
they all want to kill this money sucking bastard of a mining robot

letss hunt

i´ve never seen any robot running sooooo fast!!!!!!

[legacy-hedgymister234]

malcom barely breathing now is dialing 911 on his cell phone which doubles as a brick. then he dials 9...1...1... a voice comes up saying

-911 operator do u require assistace.

-u morons ofcourse i need assistance why else would i frigen call

-so what type of assistace do u need

-i need my mother!!!!

-right....

[legacy-WreckZR]

meanwhile raptor is caught and surrounded, nothing to lose, he presses the "SELF DESTRUCT" button and...

[legacy-Gregory_Jezernik]

Oh , I see Xan wasnt picked so, can I get him?

[legacy-Gregory_Jezernik]

... and Raptor maked a loud explosion.
Sudenly Xan comes and what does he see?
Some wrecked parts of Raptor. He tries to build him up
in his freetime ...

[legacy-Holy_Avenger]

And Raptor is brought back better than ever and joins Xan. Meanwhile the ambulance is stuck with cleaning the gibs out of the giant crater where the room used to be when Xan and Raptor come back...

[legacy-STAR]

*Breathes life into this topic*

As the shenanigans of the day comes to a winding end, the apartment building is rebuilt and all the competitors sit in the living room and watch movies on the big screen TV, popcorn and drinks in hand.

The first movie is Titanic in which case Anubis, Malcolm, Gorge and all the other guys try to make moves on the females, but recieve slaps collectively.

The second movie is Showgirls in which a collective whisper of "typical" is heard from the females' lips...the females leave the room as the men stare drooling, the skaarj however, do not know how to react do to the lack of enjoyment of the human anatomy...Szalor and Torgr end up playing cards on the side.

The third and last movie is Troy in which the girls fond over Brad Pitt and the guys break out in fights during the battle scenes.

Bedtime is near and the competitors have one last task at hand......:to choose sleeping arrangments...

[legacy-iReProphecy]

yea......about that..

[legacy-Wretch]

Um... I don't got anything.

[legacy-STAR]

*sigh* fine i'll do it...

The sleeping arrangments were arguably the most tiresome of the tasks to date, fragging and gibbing was the easy part.

They all argued for a good 2 hours until finally Selket (with no regard to morals and etc.) decides that she will sleep in the biggest bed because she says so. However, someone else may share the bed with her but they must fight over it.

Thus the Unreal Tournament of 2005 begins...

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

lol....no comments.

[legacy-deekay2005]

the tournament 2005

because it takes place in selkets bedroom (because she wants to see the men fight for a night with her) they havent very much space to do walljumps and something like that

so.....they start to take pillows and trow it against each others head

have you ever seen 12 men fighting like this

ohh what a mood in the room

its getting hotter and hotter...

because no one opened a window of course lol

now its your turn star

[legacy-Wretch]

As things heat up Raptor begins to get an edge over his opposition. Selket realizes she could be spending the night with a hunk of metal and trips him up from behind, so that Arclite could grab the metal monster's leg and hurl him out the window with his uber-strength.

The men were soon caught up in a big sweaty pile of punches and kicks as they all struggled for the ultimate prize. Anubis takes a kick to the crotch from Sobek, gets angry, and unleashes an energy burst that blows everyone away. Anubis raises his staff in victory, exposing his crotch to yet another surprise blow, this one from Torgr. Anubis goes down, and Torgr is declared the victor...

[legacy-deekay2005]

selket is afraid of him so she leaves the room

trough the window
a chase through the city starts she tries to hide in shop for bride dresses
she thinks that he will find here there really quickly so she tries on a dress to fit more in the place

what means she looks like the others in the shop not anymore like a warrior princess(i hope no one is angry about when i call here like that otherwise send a reply to me and tell me)

[legacy-STAR]

When Selket finally believes to have escaped Torgr, there he is behind her holding a bundle of flowers and wearing enough cologne to make an elephant faint.

Selket finally agrees to goto bed with him but on the conditions that he will not touch her or even make conversation with her. Torgr nods in excitment.

As they return to the room stepping over gibs and remains they see that there are still some people standing....the ladies.

The men were so caught up in their fight that they didnt realize the females were watching and laughing as they tired each other out. Now that everyone else was out of the way, Torgr was soon jumped and blasted out the door.

Selket asked "what's going on?" And Lauren stepped up and said, "we gals have decide...we should ALL share the bed." With that, Selket gave a smirk and the ladies proceeded to...ummm...ya know....sleep...with each other......Devastation can come too

[legacy-Wretch]

The battle had ruined all of the remaining beds with the exception of one, which the humiliated but still standing Torgr claimed as his own. Everyone else was left to sleep on the floor... in a big pile.

[legacy-DAMARUS]

And Raiden thinks *why did i turn down the Deadly Alliance Special Edition for this*.

Damarus

[legacy-Utking]

Meanwhile, the Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag is walking down a empty road and then goku comes outta nowhere and busts a spirit bomb into the Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag face and it dies but then goku inzips the goku costume... and it's Jerl Liandri "You got PUNKED!"ashton kutchers voice.But now the Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag is ressurected as... the Queen Necro Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag .

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

the last one was crap.... please no queen elite bresk.... it messes up all the story. :(

[legacy-deekay2005]

Queen Elite Gen Mo Bruserkernalieckhtightskaarkrallonautborgmanhellit hlordcowtitancrashbag is suddenly starting a fight with raiden

while togr makes a plan to come into the bedroom without being killed by the ladies which he wants to spend the night with

I hope it means that what i ment
lol

[legacy-Sashivan]

Brock smiles...cuts off the thing that was poking him and goes to look for some more blood


LOL now that's funny...i think

[legacy-Gregory_Jezernik]

Having spend many blood in battles they realize what they done.
Now they're having a party (all UC2, Xan and Apophis)

[legacy-deekay2005]

apophis is angry because you didnt mentioned him as one of the UC2s so he sits in a corner waiten for one of the ladies asking him for a dance

[legacy-deekay2005]

as he sees anubis dancing arm in arm (anubis has his hands very very low) he gets very very angry

we all now what that means

[legacy-Sashivan]

that means more blood!!!!!!
shouted brock

[legacy-Rivet]

while every one is sound asleep upstairs Raiden is playing star wars with Sobek's sword downstairs again.

[legacy-STAR]

....this topic is still here......*cheers*

Everyone is off in dreamland fragging away at imaginary beings....(besides lightsaber weilding Raiden)

Selket dreams of being the leader of the world in which she sits around yelling at servants and drinking cocktails all day...much like she already does.

Anubis dreams...rather...fantasizes about Selket. He wishes she would notice him...much like she already does, but in a negative, hateful, youre going to die way.

Sobek is having a nightmare in which he is having a secret affair with Torgr...he wakes up screaming, only to see that it wasnt a dream, but he in fact IS having an affair with Torgr...

...

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

STAR, you are a disgusting guy.

[legacy-STAR]

STAR, you are a disgusting guy.

LMFAO

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

lol, what? correct me if im wrong...

'' a secret affair with Torgr''

buahg a gay relation... buagh.
do you think thats cool then rofl.

[legacy-STAR]

Hey man, im just trying to make this topic interesting, dont get me wrong

There should be NOTHING we cant talk about in this topic

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

yeah but pal, that was pretty much disgusting.

[legacy-SluGSlinGa]

dominator how did you gety 727 posts. you basically had the same posts as me a few days ago. lol

youve been in a posting spree huh? lol

[legacy-STAR]

To Dominator: Hahaha, hey look, we talked about lesbians in here, and no one complains (or so I hope) so the least I could do is talk about gays.

If it makes you happy, I will refrain from the gay jokes

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

''youve been in a posting spree huh? lol ''

look the same who always wants to flame me, and no, i never did a posting spree with stupid and useless posts like you.

by the way, ive been here 1 month more than you, including that im everyday here, every hour. so shut up and leave this now.

i registered here the day when this was made.

[legacy-STAR]

*whispers* pssst, no arguing allowed in this topic

..As we all take a walk into the dreams of the competitors, we shall venture into the mind of a necris.

Starting with Lauren, we see her struggle with who she is. The one side of her is telling her to fight, kill, drink the blood of her enemies, and the other side is telling her to wake up and know who she is.

Brock is having the same problem....well with the exception of knowing who he is, he just wants to kill and maime...however, a glimmer of his former self with Lauren can be seen in the distance....They are laughing and having a great time at a bar...but it is a mere dream and he is too far away from who he already was to realize that what he saw...was happiness...lost forever...

*sniff* *sniff* I always get so teary eyed at this part.

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

rofl, n1.

[legacy-Rivet]

*lets turn this around*

a disease is spread through the town and most people turn into zombies exept for our heros. Everyone loads up their shotguns(Flak cannons) and try to escape from the town.

P.S. that would be an aseome idea for House of the Dead VI. Flak Cannons, i'm a ginius.

[legacy-STAR]

Lauren and Brock are sent into the initial mass of zombies.

Since they are, well dead already, being bitten wont do them any harm, they hack away limb after limb.

Flak sprays in all directions as zombies explode one after the other.

Melee weapons are out as the Skaarj and Juggs charge into the fray leading a mad KILLING SPREE while the more NIMBLE competitors jump from rooftop to rooftop getting HEADSHOTS one after the other

They soon wonder where that announcer is during all this...

[legacy-Rivet]

out of the shadow steps out the NEMESIS(as seen in Resident evel 4)........

[legacy-rucnok]

and a zombie barney (the ultimate evil)

[legacy-STAR]

Zombie Barney and Nemesis combine forces and charge after the unknowing competitors.

The eerie lullabys coming from Barney force the Skaarj and Juggs to retreat to the others, while Nemesis shoots his rockets at the Snipers.

Nemesis, known for whoring rockets has an advantage because he is host of the server, therefore the others can barely reflect his attacks let alone dodge them.

[legacy-rucnok]

a little rat comes out of the ground and skurries over and jumps and bites the evil barney in the throat, which stops his evil lulaby

[legacy-Some_Weirdo0]

human creativity at its best you guys!

[legacy-Rivet]

But Anubis wouldn't give up.

he just signed up to "Earth Link"(70 times faster tham diel up)and had no lag whatso ever.

with the new high speed internet Anubis was able to reject all the rockets an kill Nemesis(as seen in Resident evil 4)

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

But when Anubis kills him, Nemesis got so pissed off and boots him out of the server.

[legacy-rucnok]

all of a sudden anubis freezes

[legacy-OnagiPower]

and then rich people come.... with all there tanks and fancy cheeses

[legacy-Rivet]

no rich snobs......
this is unreal......
no ofense Epic.....

[legacy-OnagiPower]

but what about the cheeses?.... hmmm thers gotta be a way to insert the cheeses

[legacy-Rivet]

after being frozen for "ONE HUNDRED YEARS!!!!" Anubis wakes up in the future of future or.....duh..... something.... like it. One hundred years passed thats all u need to know.

[legacy-OnagiPower]

adn then he gets greeted by a beautiful maiden who gives him fancy cheeses, but rather then a high tech world as u would eexpect, it was a barbariac nuclear-holocaust chaos.

[legacy-Rivet]

WTF with and and cheeses?!?

[legacy-rucnok]

(going b4 the cheese comment)

when anubis wakes up he finds the world totaly destroyed. NO more buidings no noothing except a big pile of ash on the ground

[legacy-STAR]

Anubis then ventures off to find a way back to his old time and prevent whatever happend to cause the world to goto ashes. Anubis suspects it was the zombie invasion but didnt think it wouldve escalated to such an extent.

As he wanders the empty streets, buildings around him seem like tombstones, hovercrafts seem like coffins.

He then notices something in the distance, beneath a pile of rubble..."no, it couldnt be" he thinks to himself, "its gotta be a mirage.."

He runs to the pile, unleashes an energy burst sending the rubble flying in every direction...and as the dust settles he realizes that what he saw wasnt an illusion...it really was Selket...

He helps her up and explains to her what has been happening. She said that back in their time, when she saw him freeze, she thought of it as an opportunity to take a cheap shot at him, but when he dissapeard, an energy surge blasted out of his area sucking in everything within its vicinity....he mustve caused a time warp and Selket was just close enough to go with him....

....who knows what else couldve come through...

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

lol, is this thread still alive? its getting the record of number of pages here.

[legacy-Retodon8]

I've seen other threads with 4 pages.
If you set the board to display less posts per page for you personally, the number is probably higher, meaning the differences between those threads will probably be bigger.
Well, they will be more apparant by just looking at the page numbers... it's a maths thing.

I think this thread keeps a lot of busy, so it has some kind of purpose.
I have to admit I stopped reading a long time ago, only check every now and again, just in case. :)

[legacy-STAR]

As Selket and Anubis wander the emtpy streets, there is an eerie silence in the air. It's almost as if the wind was whispering "rruuuuunnn."

Suddenly, a metal spike nails Anubis in his side, sending him toppling into a building near-by.

Selket dodges the second attack and jumps from wall building to building towards where the shot was from. In the distance, near a few busted cars, she noticed a yellow being running away from her. As she got closer, she noticed it was Raptor...but there was something wrong, it seemed like it was malfunctioning and causing havoc, shooting at any moving object; leaves, trees, pieces of paper flying in the air.

And with a nicely placed slash, Selket was able to de-activate Raptor. She dragged the machine back to where Anubis was and they both started to figure out how to awaken Raptor into its original...sane form...

Just then, a rumble, a small earthquake it mightve seemed at the time were it not for the loud yelling attached to it. In the distance was Gorge running to them, arms open and...if their eyesight didnt betray them...he was crying tears of joy at the sight of his fellow competitors...

...who wouldve thought...a beast like Gorge had a sensitive side...

[legacy-rucnok]

As he ran closer and cloaser the ground shook more more... finally he came up to them and gave a great big hug. Sadly this knocked Anubis and selket unconsious for a bit. When they awoke gorge had turned back to his normal self and very grumpy. He told him how during the olast fight Zombie Barney had awoken and drove everyone wiht his evil lulaby and the world was in total chos

[legacy-mag7spy]

then someone named imperialmagix comes looking like riaden and pawns everyone getting wicked sick (best killing spree there is)

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

and then someone called Ictus bans you out of the forums :P

[legacy-SluGSlinGa]

that someone be you! lol ( you are notorious for calling ictus to lock threads and so on)

you snitch! lmao

[legacy-mag7spy]

dude u wish

[legacy-rucnok]

thx for ruining the fun

[legacy-mag7spy]

man i need to make 500000 post before game comes out

[legacy-STAR]

Ummm, I hate you guys so much

First of all, keep the arguments to PM, and especially not in this topic, it has gotten way too big to be highjacked right now damnit

Second of all...on with the story.

As Gorge fills Anubis and Selket in about what happend moments before the time warp, Raptor pops up ready and willing not even remembering his malfuntion

The 4 venture off the find the rest of the competitors so that they may all find a way to bring themselves back to their time and destroy whatever had caused this world to die...

[legacy-SluGSlinGa]

you cant!

if you do it somehow, you have no life!

[legacy-mag7spy]

then raiden comes form a portle and shocks the living he** and they all die even rapture chouldn't hadle the votage

[legacy-STAR]

Luckily the shock wasnt enough to knock the 4 out

They then realized that Raiden has to be unlocked before he is playable and therefore he doesnt exist in this time period and will not be shown in anymore ignorant posts

As they wander, they manage to find Szalor and Torgr sitting around a fire and manage to make a nice camp to stay as a home base while they explore this dead land

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

Slug, i was just ****** joking, dont start flaming me, Ictus told me to do that instead of start a flaming war...

[legacy-mag7spy]

thenm an army of jugernaunts comes and destroy them all with a weapn that what a huge missle but there is only one of them in uc2 and they all died and were brought back with the necris project 2

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

you destroying the fun pal... thats what you destroy.

[legacy-mag7spy]

MUHAHAHAAHA jugernaunts take over land and everyone bows before them

[legacy-STAR]

Or how about, oh hey, they dont

[legacy-mag7spy]

in ur dreams they do

[legacy-STAR]

OMG LOL IN MY DREAMS LOLOLOL no

[legacy-mag7spy]

oooooooooooo

[legacy-Rivet]

Looking closely at the Raptor's wreakage Anubis find out that its not Raptor at all. The robot was nothing else than a standard mining bot. Confused Anubis turns around only to see an army of mining bots charging for their camp......

WoW!! me and STAR are like the life source of this thread.
It must go on.

[legacy-rucnok]

(what about me and my evil barney?)

well as the army was walking by gorge made a smart remark( yes hes the genius.) He looked arund and smashes his fist in the ground about 3 feet to the right of them. As that hapened all the bots were gone they were just illusions made by a projector box.

(cmon guys 6 more serious posts)

[legacy-goldensmile2]

Then the projector box formed into a bot and killed everyone except for Lauren and Brock.

[legacy-somegunner]

btw ne1 knows who they do put vehicles in ut2004 demo and not in the game itself?

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

wtf, what you mean? of course theres vehicles in the full game!

btw if you want talk about UT2004 go to general discussion.

[legacy-Rivet]

out of nowhere comes The Terminator and starts destroying all the Raptors and saying cool phrases in with his accent like "I found the off botton" or "Get Down"

[legacy-Rivet]

just........need.........one...........more....... ....post.............to................set........ ......the...............record................yay! !

[legacy-Rivet]

200th post!!!!!
what an honor

[legacy-OnagiPower]

There was suxch a deep story line too.... But jsut to ruin it some more, the power rangers come with bad acting and late reflexes... and bad phrases

[legacy-STAR]

I miss this topic, but Ive been too busy lately to post in it....or in any other topics really...so I bump this topic so I dont feel forgotten *tear*

[legacy-Rivet]

somebody should make a fan fiction story based on this

[legacy-pop_pip]

I'm not sure what's going on now but... The legendary adventures of continue! Please just post things relevant to the story so it doesn't become too confusing.


- Meanwhile on Earthrealm, Raiden is putting the finishing touches on a cake for his 999 999 999th birthday. While struggling to manipulate the icing, he accidently creates an awesome lightning vortex that sends him into the midst of the action!

The remaining six combatants, Gorge, Anubis, Selket, Szalor, Torgr, and Raptor are caught with their pants down, and are unsure how to deal with this new visitor. Gorge, still under the effects of the cheap beer he's been drinking believes Raiden to be a reincarnation of Malcolm and fires everything he has! Raiden however, is not to be defeated so easily by such puny weapons and strikes down Gorge in an instant, sending the others running for their lives!

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

szlar tries to poison raiden but raiden launches his cake in an atempt to destroy him and it does then the 999,999,999 candles fly into the crowd and light the stands on fire

[legacy-rucnok]

while running away they all split up. Raiden boeng pissed for ruining his celbration he telepots infront of raptor. He sendssucha powerful eletric current through him it makes him malfunction and explode.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

the survivers began to clap and cheer for raptor when all of a sudden selket shoots his head off with a ripjack

[legacy-pop_pip]

Seeing both Szalor and Raptor down for the count, Selket goes mad with fear. In a last ditch attempt to save herself from near-certain death, she attempts to charm Raiden in all manners possible.

The show is unbelievable, and the show comes to a standstill. Every male in the crowd and on the battlefield, drop what they're doing to gawk. But will it be enough to convince the Thunder God to spare her life?

Unfortunately, Raiden has seen his share of exotic women and finds Selket's attempts to be highly disrespectful. Furious, Raiden strikes down at Selket with his staff. Selket screams with terror, but as everyone expected a fireworks of blood, all we hear is a deafening blow of metal hitting metal.

Anubis to the rescue! The roar of the crowd intensifies, and the ratings shoot up off the scale. Liandri is immensly pleased.

[legacy-Rivet]

but! Anubises..Anubis's...Anubis' staff was not lightining proof so he got electrecuted.....alot....Anubisesis?

[legacy-pop_pip]

Anubis is hurt, but his rage and fervor for Selket give him strength. Calling on the power of the Gods, Anubis gets back up on his feet.

Just then, Liandri, noticing that this is the perfect opportunity to test their ultimate creation decide to enter a new contestant into the battle.

Upgraded, and rebuilt from the ground up, Xan (Alpha & the Omega) Kriegor blows a whole through the stands and dashes into the fray. His mission, win the tournament and show that the Liandri creations are truly superior.

[legacy-Rivet]

the new Xan is like the TX(as seen in Terminator 3)with the ability to grow limbs and stuff.

[legacy-pop_pip]

Gorge is still down from Raiden's initial strike, Torgr is nowhere to be seen, Szalor, and Raptor have fallen, and Selket is now hiding in a hole.

What remains is a showdown between three of the finest competitors to ever grace the tournament stage. Anubis, in a state of "don't mess with me" rage that puts him in contention. Raiden, the unfortunate Thunder God who now has to celebrate his birthday with 2 freaks. And Xan, who is programmed to win, at all costs.

Raiden and Anubis glance and each other and a mutual understanding is formed. Xan's the most obvious threat here, he has no feelings, no conscience. Without hesitation, they both charge at Xan.

[legacy-Rivet]

as they charge Xan blows self destructs and send Anubis and Raiden flying, then he reasembles (as seen in...ummm....fhubugads?)

[legacy-pop_pip]

Raiden quickly glides back to the ground, while Anubis grabs onto a nearby ridge and flips back into position.

They regroup, and quickly surround Xan. Raiden taking the front, and Anubis going from the back.

They charge at Xan again!

[legacy-Rivet]

apperently Both Anubis and Raiden can't learn from their mistakes cause the same thing happens again.

[legacy-pop_pip]

Anubis this time isn't so fortunate and hits his head against a cliff. He blacks out. At the same time, Raiden nods his head in satisfaction as he now knows what he's dealing with.

Xan remains still, clearly satisfied as he was programmed to demoralize his opponents before destroying them outright.

Raiden notices Anubis lying motionless, but believes that he will not need his help to defeat this pathetic human creation. Raiden charges at Xan one last time.

Just as expected, Xan readies for self-destruction. But this time Raiden knows what to do. Once flying kamikaze style, Raiden quickly changes gears and pops into a hole nearby. The hole isn't big enough for the two of them however, and Selket is thrown out. Selket screams at the top of her lungs as a powerful explosion takes her flying.

The scream awakens Anubis, and he gets up just in time to see a body smack him right in the face.

[legacy-Rivet]

after Xan reasembeles himself Raiden quickly jups out and pounces Xan. Raiden powers up and gives Xan evrything he's got. After about 50 moves Xan remaines unscratched and Raiden whispers "Why won't u die"(as seen...ummmm....heard in terminator 3)

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

anubis charges xan while raiden drops to the ground exausted and anubis hits xan in the back of the head with his staff
xan unaffected turns and strikes anubis with his axe...

[legacy-pop_pip]

Anubis ducks the axe, and flips to the side as Selket comes to his aid, having regained her confidence. Pulling his hands back, Anubis grabs hold of a pair of Nakhti Scorpions attached to his belt and fires 10 shots straight at Xan's head. Only the tenth shot causes Xan to flinch. Selket finishes the combo with a barbaric leaping blow to the head with her blades. Xan tumbles to the ground but gets up immediately.

Raiden climbs back up, and nods to Selket, acknowledging her effort. The time for games has ended however, and this time it is Xan who goes on the offensive. Pulling out an unapproved model of Liandri's Rocket Launcher, Xan loads up 6 rockets (UT classic style) and lets them loose on Raiden.

Anubis and Selket jump aside but Raiden has no time to dodge as the rockets explode right in his face. The impact is tremendous as he lies flat on the ground of a gigantic crater.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

Gorge now able to see that raiden is down relizes the new threat xan he gets up and walks over to anubis and selket huw are breathing heavely then anubis begins to fire on xan with his scorpians while selket launches a reved up ripjack at xan to after the smoke clears xan has a slight wound and laindri begins to sweat suddenly gorge comes down on xan hard and from behind knocking xan a couple of hundred feet and into the stands...

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

eh, i must remind you all that Xan isnt a robot, its a cyborg, he can think for his self he doesnt need any program.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

Gorge now able to see that raiden is down relizes the new threat xan he gets up and walks over to anubis and selket huw are breathing heavely then anubis begins to fire on xan with his scorpians while selket launches a reved up ripjack at xan to after the smoke clears xan has a slight wound and laindri begins to sweat suddenly gorge comes down on xan hard and from behind knocking xan a couple of hundred feet and into the stands...

[legacy-rucnok]

(what/who is xan?)


Knowing that xan has outpowered they all decide to work together. Radin gorge and selket charge straight at him. Raiden shoots his lightning cuasing him to be stunned for a second giving gorge the chance to slam Xan up in the air. While floating in mid air selket appears on top of him and slams her swords down making him hit the ground at an extreme speed.

Xan gets back up with look "was that all u got" . As he looks around at the fatigue warriors he sees anubir run straight at him with his big stick. He charged for an attack and xan slided to the right. As he looks at anubis his fully charges scorpions shoot him in the face and freeze xan in his tracks.

[legacy-pop_pip]

- Xan was the boss in the first Unreal Tournament. He's also appeared in UT2K4.

Xan crashes into a group of spectators, creating chaos among those nearby. Most flee, but some stay to watch as Xan rises again just as before.

Gorge looks on in awe, nearly falling on his knees. Liandri watch proudly as Xan then dashes straight through the fire provided by Anubis and Selket Nakhti Scorpions, and nails Gorge right in the gut with a knee. Xan follows it with an elbow to the head, forcing nearly half of Gorge's upper body into the ground.

Xan then turns his attention to Anubis and Selket. They look at each other, both of them know that their time may very well be up.

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Then the "Girls Gone Wild" try to make some money and start asking random females in the crowd to flash all the viewers...A blonde haired woman stand ups and rips off her shirt flashing every1, this female was none other than Sapphire!!!lol

(ignore this part if u think its stupid lol)

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

xan cant help but look so the warriors take advantage...

[legacy-pop_pip]

Insulted by such stupidity, Raiden wakes up from his slumber in the crater, and sends a blast of electricity at Sapphire knocking her through the roof of the stadium and into the parking lot.

Meanwhile, Anubis and Selket watch in terror as Xan pulls out another Rocket Launcher out of his ass. This time, it's got 12 slots, and man is it big!

[legacy-rucnok]

*note* the freeze shot was supposed to be aimed at xan and he was supposed to be frozen

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

A redheaded woman nows stands in the crowd as if she realized something and screams "you pervert" at the cameraman the red head who was none other than Lauren slaps the cameraman so hard his head does a 360 degree turn luckily the camerman was none other than Brock who is a necris and didn't die then Lauren shouts," if u wanna see some real ones, look at these" and she rips off her shirt flashing the stadium. Meanwhile the Girls gone Wild main building were cheering for this was the greatest footage they've ever received...lol

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

xan fires in the air to prove the rockets power and the explosion hits saphire in the air and blows her into pieces raiden launches a shock thingy at the rocket launcher in hopes of knocking it out of xans hands but xans hands dont move so selket gets an idea to distract xan by trying the same thing saphire did and xans hands release the rocket launcher as his jaw drops...

[legacy-rucnok]

anubis jumps up with his big stick. The tip has been changed into a giant point withan emp thing to disable the electronics in him just as he is about to strike straight thrugh his chest everything freezes.

MAJOR LAG FROM A BAD HOST

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Devastation feels left out so.....she goes to a plastic surgeon and is completely redone and comes back to stadium looking like Angelina Jolie(u gotta admit Devastation's lips look like Angelina Jolie's) and joins the party!!!

[legacy-rucnok]

(always a few people who ruin the story)

well ater the freeze went away anubis's only chance had disspaered. THe majorr lag caused him to go straight through xan.

After every1 landed on the ground again they decided to do the teamwork thing again. Selket ran up to xan and falshed him (the adreniline power u perverts)with this oppening anubis and raiden ran up to him. Annubis used energy burst whileraden did a shock blast straight in his face. All jumped back just as gorge came down from 50 feet in the air and slammed xan into the ground.

(see theres a morale there)

Me po-pip(especially him) and unrlPPLE are the only ones who reeally been maikn this a story (from the last 2-3 pages)

[legacy-pop_pip]

(I'll just clear a few things up)

Xan quickly climbs back up, only to watch in confusion as Devastation comes out of nowhere to attack Xan. Xan's been cheating on her (cyborg style), and she wants revenge. Suddenly a burst of major lag occurs. The lag intensifies, causing Anubis to strike Devastation accidently!

Raiden, in a desperate attempt to stabilize the lag, lets loose a powerful burst of energy. It works.

Anubis' strike pulverizes Devastation causing her newfound body to shatter in half. Xan capitalizes on this opportunity to take out his axe once again. This time, Anubis realizes that he's too close, he won't be able to dodge in time!

Suddenly, Selket thrusts her blades in between them. She smiles, and mutters at Anubis: "We're even."

Gorge comes from behind, and pounds Xan heavily into the ground.

[legacy-rucnok]

after all of those blows to him xan just stands up and snaps his neck. Now he is just finding this is getting anoyying. He dashes straght at gorge and forms a sword out of midair. He gave a last glance at gorge and with a quick motion he slashed gorge in a diagnol fashion. The look on the other competiors face filled with fear. Except for raiden cus hes a god.

silly question devastations the robot right?

[legacy-pop_pip]

- Devastation is a new Liandri female cyborg in UC2.

Gorge tumbles to the ground like a stone, spitting out blood on impact, meaning he was still alive. Barely. Xan lifts up his fist, signalling a final blow, but hesitates and looks straight at his remaining foes.

Selket and Raiden try to help Gorge, but Anubis gives them a signal to stay back. Liandri wouldn't dare kill one of their tournament champions, or would they?

They would. Looking at their lack of enthusiasm to save Gorge, Xan unleashes the blow. His fist goes straight through Gorge, leaving a bloody hole in the middle of his chest.

Malcolm, the announcer of the match, can't help but mention: "That's gotta hurt."

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

lauren, brock, and malcom come to help every one opens fire on xan with scorpians, ripjacks, snipers, grenade launchers, and stingers when the dust clears

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

While the fighting is going on some1 collects all of Sapphire's body part and puts her back to together and is brought back to life stronger than ever... Also, she is brought back appearing to be human but with the strength of T3 and she looked right at Xan and then leaped right at him...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

with her new found ability and larger breasts she slams xan straight into the air with one swing of her sword and anubis shoots once...

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Xan begins to say Oh shi- when he gets slammed right into the stadium wall and oil begins to leak... Anubis' bullet hit Xan in the face but was caught in between his teeth as he then spits the bullet out...

[legacy-pop_pip]

Anubis fires a second shot, which Xan reflects directly at the oncoming threesome of Malcolm, Brock, and Lauren. They're carrying too heavy a load and are unable to evade the shot! It smacks one of explosive packs causing a chain reaction! Lauren, Brock, and Malcolm are flung in all directions, all of three of them out cold.

Raiden watches this bizarre turn of events dumbfounded. "Amateurs," says Raiden under his breath.

Anubis and Selket tend to the struggling Gorge who is still on the brink of death.

At the same time, Sapphire handles Xan. An aerial fight between the two ensues.

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Raiden watches the aerial fight and says "Maybe the dumb hoe isn't so useless after all" and then Sapphire is hit directly by Xan and comes crashing down, Raiden says under his breath,"If u want something done right, you gotta do it yourself"....

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

back and forth as sapphire and xan exchange blows until sapphire falls to the ground and bouces back up with one flip and the battle continues selket and anubis put gorge in a hole then jump up to help sapphire

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Well if no1 else will post...lol

The aerial battle between Xan and Anubis,Sapphire,and Selket continued...One by one they fell back down to the ground...Until only Xan remained appearing victorious until out of nowhere a giant lightning bolt struck Xan and knocked him out so quickly he looked dead but was only unconcious then he woke up...seeing this Raiden said"Jesus Christ man don't u know when to give up" Xan looked straight at Raiden and began to charge straight at him...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

I was waiting for someone

raiden shocked by xans power is austruck sapphire sacrifices herself for raiden and falls to the ground raiden knells down while anubis distracts xan sapphire whispers kill xan as they kiss and sapphire goes cold raiden haven finally found love is in a rage and thunder begins to sound from the sky attacks xan with all his might and rage...
by for tonight

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

ok lol

by this time a passerbyer noticed a big ON OFF switch on Xan's back and wondered how in the hell did the warriors miss that so he thought to himself if he should tell them or not and he shruged and said i'd rather see them kill each other first...

[legacy-DavidSpalinski]

Great thread guys, I am going to rename it to UC2 Fan Fiction. :p

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

its a fanfiction now that's cool

since no1 else is here ill continue this saga lol

As Raiden and Xan walked slowly closer to each other each ready to fight...The others were either watching or out cold... Xan stopped nearly a few feet from Raiden and instinctly Raiden shot an ice burst directly at Xan, Xan dodged it and it hit Anubis and Selket who were standing over each other...The ice burst hit Anubis directly and some of it reached Selket...Selket screamed,"NNNNNOOOOOOOO" as Anubis fell...

(Celine Deon begins singing her song from the Titanic)

Selket who was laying on some of the wreckage of the battle began to lose conciousness and said,"It's so cold Anubis...."Anubis looked at her and said,"No Selket ur not going to die here not now! your gonna die an old woman, warm in her bed, never let go Rose...i mean Selket...never let go and Anubis fell unconcious...Selket opened her eyes widely and said "WHO THE HELL IS ROSE, ANUBIS U BEEN SLEEPIN AROUND AGAIN!?!?!"Ohhhhh hell no Anubis we are over!!!"said Selket as she brushed off all the ice and walked away . Xan and Raiden who apparently stopped to watch the drama returned to their fight...

[legacy-crazzyTHEking]

Yeah, That sounds pretty good. Everyone (one topic)