UC2 Fan Fiction

[legacy-Rivet]

With his new rage Raiden takes out the DOUBLE DAMAGE and starts kicking Xan's arse. Knowing that he cannot defeat Raiden Xan takes out his ION power core and cause a huge ION explosion(as seen in UC1).....

[legacy-rucnok]

all who is left now is xan and raiden 1 on 1. Over the annoucments malcoms says "Lets get this thing over with" just as he says it a udamge apperaed in the middle of the arena. This u damage can determine the winner of the tournament, and the free world if they wish.

(ignore the comment bellow me) seriously wer having a good story.

[legacy-Rivet]

A huge crack opens up in the ground and out of nowhere pops out Scorpion(MK).

[legacy-pop_pip]

Liandri officials look deliriously among themselves, how did this "Scorpion" get here? Unbeknownst to them, this demon was sent to represent the legions of Hell, in an effort to win the tournament and feed on innocent souls!

Raiden, watches in horror as Scorpion levitates out of the ground. "No... Not this freak again."

Unfortunately, Raiden leaves his guard down, and Xan grabs him and throws him straight at Scorpion before dashing straight for the U-Damage!

Scorpion sidesteps the incoming body and shoots out a spear at Xan, while yelling "GET OVER HERE!" The spear wraps around Xan's legs, locking them tight, allowing for Scorpion to swing the cyborg in the air and smashing him into the ground, missing Raiden by inches.

Meanwhile, Selket watches the scene from afar, the bodies of Anubis and Gorge lying heavily injured next to her. Gathering all the remaining explosives and energy packs from her fallen "friends" and her own, she begins to assemble a massive bomb. Strapping it to Anubis, her cheating now ex-boyfriend, she sets the charge for 5 seconds, and throws him towards Xan!

But Anubis "awakens" just in time! Grabbing Selket's wrist they go together, "Anubis, WHAT!?!? NOOO!" screams Selket as the two bodies fly towards Xan!

Malcolm, back as announcer after his futile attempt to save the day, yells in excitement: "It's gonna blow!"

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

The explosion had knocked out every1 the entire stadium layed in ruins and Malcom who was fine said,"That was a hell of an explosion." Unfortunately the blast didn't knock out Celine Deon who continued to sing in the background at the thought of her singing Malcom walked to her with his Flak and blew Celine into pieces...Slowly the warriors began to regain conciousness...Raiden and Scorpion were the first to get up...

[legacy-Rivet]

The pissed of Scorpion challenges everyone to Mortal Kombat and the Announcer says"FIGHT".....

[legacy-rucnok]

gorge gets up (at least his right half anyway) looking liek a zombie. He picks up ripjack and starts firng rapipd regular shots.

[legacy-pop_pip]

The shots are way off the mark, as Gorge tumbles back to the ground, dazed.

With Anubis and Selket still recuperating from the explosion that launched Xan high into the sky, Raiden wastes no time.

Teleporting instantly behind Scorpion, he rapidly pounds Scorpion with a series of rapid-fire palm strikes, which he finishes with a roundhouse kick to the head. The kick isn't successful however, as Scorpion grabs the leg, and tosses Raiden at Xan, who just happened to be coming down from the explosion earlier.

This causes a pinball effect and both Raiden and Xan are knocked in opposite directions!

Malcolm exclaims for no apparent reason: "Bingo!"

[legacy-rucnok]

Xan getting annoyed by the anouncer he pulls an axe out of his ass and trows it straight ant the announcers booth.

[legacy-pop_pip]

The axe flies straight for Malcolm's head, but using his Mic / Cryostaff, Malcolm reflects the axe at that Silverish Cyborg commentator. The axe slices the cyborg right in the head gushing out circuits and milk (like in the Alien movies). Malcolm then puts the axe aside and commences to drink, while saying on the mic: "Milk is good for you."

Meanwhile, Scorpion removes his mask revealing a flaming skull and begins unleashing a wave of flame from his eyes towards Raiden. Raiden grabs onto Xan and uses him as a shield!

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Anubis who was still freezing from the ice burst jumped in front of the flames to melt the ice...Then Scoropin stopped the flames and Anubis simply walked away feeling great. He then went to Selket to apologize for throwing her into the bomb with him and for cheating on her with Rose...

[legacy-rucnok]

yet again the competitors faced a new but not as big challange. As scorpoion was shooting flames aout of his skull gorges ripjack blade cut off the neck of scorpion making him headless. With his head off anubis kicks the skull so hard it goes into the announcer booth.

[legacy-pop_pip]

The skull lands beside Malcolm who's still enjoying the fresh milk. Realizing he ought to be commentating on the match, he notices the skull and shouts: "Toasty!"

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

And a teleporter from the Earthrealm opens in the middle of the fight and Sub-Zero who was following Scorpion, enters in the fight with a big ice ball.
While malcolm saying toasty! enables the human Smoke to appear.

(like in the first MK game)

[legacy-rucnok]

by now all the competiors are getting annoyed by malcom so much that they forget about there fued with xan , sub-zer, and the other guy the attack straight for malcom

(ignore if u wish)

[legacy-pop_pip]

The entrance of Sub-Zero and Smoke startles the competition but half of this is tamed as Sub-Zero simply comes to take Scorpion's body and leaves just as he came.

Smoke however isn't going anywhere. Sent by the Lin Kuei clan to avenge Scorpion's downfall, Hell has sent a new fighter to fight for them.

Noticing that the tournament has gone out of control, Liandri tell Xan to finish it up and disabled the lock which previously disallowed him to use... the Redeemer.

This time, Xan takes a moment, but pulls it out of his ass, and it must have been 5 times his size! Everyone takes a few steps back, as in a show of its power, Xan aims it directly at the commentator's booth calling for Malcolm to go: "HOLY S!@#", followed by running for dear life.

This was all however, as expected, futile. The missile kissed Malcolm in the butt, and launched him to another galaxy. "What's that I hear? Owned, yes that sounds right," said Xan.

Pointing the redeemer now at the rest of the competitors, it was no longer a matter of who was going to die, but a matter of who was going to die first.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

raiden launches gorges other half of his body strait at xan just as he launches another shot anubis flies high into the sky because he was only skited by the shot and starts to fly down unconciuss

[legacy-somegunner]

Xan blows every1 into the galaxy.
He begins his evil laughing but he didnt notice selket was still on earth.
Selket always liked Xan and said yo hunk wanna have some fun?
Xan was shocked and in his fear for women he blow himself into the galaxy too.
On the planet Mars the fighting began again.
But malcolm lost his microphone....

[legacy-pop_pip]

Because of Xan and his Redeemer, the battle now rages on Mars. Liandri officials quickly send out droids from a nearby facility to give video feedback as somehow all the fighters landed in a 1 mile radius nearby.

Selket, in no mood to abandon Anubis, whips out her translocator and heads to Mars.

Before the battle was to resume however, Malcolm crawled over to Xan and pulled a new microphone out of his ass. "It's all good. Just getting a new microphone." said Malcolm.

Damaged, but still functional, Xan was the first to get back on his two feet. Grabbing Malcolm by the throat he tossed him aside, and walked towards the Redeemer lying a few feet away.

Just as he was putting his fingers around the handle, Xan received a blow in the chest that knocked him off his feet. It was Smoke, and he was Invisible.

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

as the warriors began finding each other it was noticed that Raiden and Sapphire were missing...They came across a Church and they heard wedding bells...and a "Just Married" car parked out in the front and then Raiden wearing a tux and Sapphire wearing a wedding dress popped out of a church...they were married and they first goal as husband and wife was to kill Xan!

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

so while everyone was fighting sapphire and raiden came along in there car with rattling bells then all the combatants stoped because of the annoying ringing from from the bells on raidens car

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

and Raiden though - All this cr@p because i wanted to celebrate my 999.999.999 birthday.

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

as the warriors were thinking of a plan to ambush Xan, Sapphire went back to the car than as the others were talking a giant crunch was heard and the combatants went back to the car to see a huge dent on it and on the side in graffity it said "Xan was here" Sapphire was kidnapped shouted Selket as she rumaged threw the car and found a note in crayola 3 year old writing that said if you want to see your bride again meet me at the the Dueling ring, we will fight there to the death, at this Raiden became furious and Anubis said,"How are we supposed to get there?" and Selket said Xan left a map supposedly we have to go to the the gian X on the map so the Journey to the Fighting Ring was on...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

so they make a bet that whoever gets there first gets to kill malcom and every one of them takes of sprinting except for selket who gets in a rock et and takes of but the rocket crashes on all the racers...

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Meanwhile......

In's Xan's castle(which Liandri came and built for him) Sapphire and Malcom are stuck in the same prison but Sapphire is in a force field chamber for trying to kill Malcom...twice. As Malcom rambles on talking, Sapphire opens her purse and hacks through the force field or something like that. And Sapphire who is attempting to escape the Castle asks the guards(who were also put there by Liandri) for the keys in such a sweet voice the guards easily gave them to her. As Sapphire opened the door she stabs both of thm guards with her razor she kept in her ummmm...skirt? And then asks Malcom if he's coming and he says sure and pulls a minigun and flak cannon out of his ass as Sapphire throws up at the sight then Malcom says,"Xan isn't the only one with his liitle tricks" and the both of them continue on through the castle looking for an escape...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

suddenly xan pops out of nowhere and pulls another xan out of his ass and 10 more gaurds finally the other people arrive selket wins and sofficates malcom in her body fat that was now 80% of her because she got depressed...

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

As Sapphire stared at the gigantic Selket she said out loud,"How'd you get so fat" Selket who was very depressed opened a new pack of Snicker's bars. At this time Malcom was already out cold... An evil laugh was heard...it was Anubis who pointed at Selket and laughed. Selket who looked at him and began crying once again. U fat tub of lard, said Anubis as he held up a bottle of Mega EX-LAXXXX, see this Selket who was too busy eating some Hersheys...Remember the chocolate factory Selket,said Anubis,"Selket's eyes widened in excitement and then Anubis said I put the MEGA EX-LAXX IN YOUR CHOCOLATE AS Anubis began laughing. Selket said the words OH MY GO- and ran to the bathroom. The warriors stood and all of a sudden...A giant explosion and a disgusting smell was heard in the bathroom and Sapphire screamed RRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNN.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

very funny

A gaint wave of green and brown gas started rushing at evry one like a tidal wave both castles were wiped out finally the wave ended and selket came out of the bathroom skiny again but was so depressed that she made that horrible smell that destroyed the castles begin to eat again soon she was fat again and challenged xan to a eating contest...

[legacy-Rivet]

In the corner Smoke was about to get high. Just as he was about too light his match everyone screamed "NOOOOOO" but were too late. The fire ignited the gas and every1 burned to death.


The End

nah, i'm just kidding........or am I???

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

then every one was resurected brock style and selket didnt have a stomach so she begin to cry and xan accepted her challange

[legacy-Rivet]

what part of "nah, im just kiddig" don't u get

they lived!!

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Selket had two weeks to get ready for the competition but first she need a coach...After long tryouts she chose none other than Rosie O' Donnel!!!.....and STAR JONES the two coaches taught Selket everything they knew about eating and soon Selket was eating everything around the castle!!!she was even found in the laundry basket one day...with one of of Raiden's hats thinking it was a rice bowl. The day of the eating competition was finally here...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

although selket was a fat mean eating machine xan had a trick up his sleeve he had a vacum running from his mouth to his as* where he could fit any thing

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

since Xan had triple the power Selket had...Rosie O donnel and Star Jones decided to help Selket by putting SUPER MEGA HOLY SH*T EX-LAXXXXXX in Selket's food so she would continuously crap and get the food out of her system quick enough to continue eating more...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

and by the end of the day all of mars was filled with selkets crap and xan as* was so big it exploded...

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

and Selket was declared the winner and Mars was declared a galaxy landfill so the combatants all moved to the planet URANUS!!!

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

when they all got there it seemed like peace until the planets inhabitants showed up...

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

The planets inhabitants LITERALLY crapped out of their mouth so... as soon as the warriors got off Selket (Selket is so fat she is used as their ship) one of the inhabitants walked up to them and yes u guesed it crapped in fron of them all and at the sight of this most of the group threw up except Selket who had grown so fat her fat overlapped her eyes and she just picked up the inhabitant and ate it...

[legacy-Rivet]

later Selket went on the Jenny Greig diet and was back in shape in no time......(*cough* 3 years)

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

in selkets mouth the buthead as they were called got so scared it begin to crap and selket threw up everything in her stomach and all her body fat

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

now that Selket was skinny again they had no ship to get the hell off this planet. So with barfbags in their hands they ventured off into the main city...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

even the buildings were built different as they walked butheads were looking and laughing at them

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

finally the combatants couldn't take it anymore and unleashed a can of whoop-a$$ on the buttheads...they were declared victorious until the leader came and challenged them all to a fight...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

it started launching turds left and right at them until raiden shocked it and then electric turds started yo come out

[legacy-Rivet]

Anubis even managed to reject one of the turds back at the leader

[legacy-rucnok]

pop-pip i call u back to fix up this story and make it good again lol.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

did it come back out of the book

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

as more and more turds died the smell got worse and worse it was so unbearable most of the warriors lost conciousness only Selket remained for the smell reminded her of the the chocolate factory and time she was poisoned with Ex-lax and the time she beat Xan in a eating contest thanks to Star Jones and Rosie o' Donnel, and the inner demon was brought back to live again and she felt hungry really really hungry...

[legacy-Rivet]

No. no, no, no, no, no, no.Nooooooooo!!!!

u can't make her eat the turds!!!!

c'mon 300th post

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

selket jumps in the air and opens her mouth larger than the grand canyon while rosie and star watch on with tears of joy in there eyes

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

ok she wont eat the turds...lol shell eat ummmmm......wut else is on turd planet that isnt made out of turds?

I know she'll eat the whole planet!!!!!

HAPPY 300TH POST!!!

[legacy-Rivet]

Gongrats LoNeWoLf 300th post

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

*PARTIES* ok for this post we should do something special like um....any ideas?

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

lets all go eat something in honor of selket

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

*eats pizza* cheers to Selket!!!!!! lol!

should we get back to the story now???

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

i ll eat a chip {selket took the rest}
i wont be here next week

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

then im not finishing the story lets just let it die and then bring it back later on...

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

I have to go to my moms house next week we will bounce it up o.k. Lonewolf

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

alright, sounds good, to me i need to time to regain my creative juices the whole turd thing got a little creepy lol

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

I thought you were going to put that selket ate turds creppy alright what was the last chapter again

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

huh? i dont understand wut u just said lol

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

what was the last part of the story before it got of track I think it was back in the arena lol jk

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

um yep there were in the arena fighting Xan and he shot them all to Mars and we continued from there with the whole Selket becoming a porker.lol

[legacy-Selket320]

up until selket becoming fat great job
keep it up, and bring the skinny selket back

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

ok well change Selket back to her old skinny self so she'll have to go through alot of weeks of liposuction...lol

was the Ex-lax part funny though?

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

are you kidin I laughed my head of at that part funniest thing on this board alright selket=liposuction every one still alive and back on earth

[legacy-pop_pip]

- I'll put it back on track if you guys don't mind.

Uranus is evacuated, and Selket is hospitalized for indigestion as Anubis stays by her side. Liandri quickly gathers the remains of Xan and tell the public that he never existed. Smoke is punished for his failure in the tournament and is sentenced to rot in fiery pits of Hell for eternity.

Gorge is put on extreme life support and may, or may not live to fight again. Malcolm will return to his duties after a long, and not so-deserved vacation.

At the same time, Raiden and Sapphire plan to go on a honeymoon in Outworld.


The show isn't over however, not by a long shot. Liandri has yet to crown a champion and Torgr still stands (crouches), hiding in the corner of the arena in the initial stadium!

When heard of the news, Anubis leaves to end this once and for all. Selket, lying on a hospital bed with tens of tubes sucking the fat out of her, grabs onto his arm, but Anubis shakes it off. "I must prove himself worthy." says Anubis as he leaves her. "I will return the victor, I promise."

Raiden and Sapphire are also shocked by the news, and decide them too, that they must end this. Torgr doesn't deserve the victory after how little he's done and they'll make sure of it.

Liandri isn't to be left out either though, reactivating Raptor's core, and secretly sending out repair droids, Raptor is once again set in motion! Her first target, Torgr.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

so all the pices are moving to one final showdown sapphire, raiden, anubis, raptor, and torgr whos already there

go ahead and finish lonewolf

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

are you tring to get banned unrealspy

[legacy-NightorrentV6]

He already got banned once, so, what the hell?

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

Arclite who was missing during the fighting was found tied up in a deserted apartment he was apparently stunned so he wouldn't be able to get to the fight...

Szalor is still missing, but since he hated the tournaments, it was thought he left during the fighting with Xan but it was later discovered Szalor had never left the planet and he refused to speak of what happened to him...

Lauren and Brock were hospitalized and under Liandri's greatest care...It was soon discovered some1 had shot both of them with a rare stunner that could have dangerous effects on humans but since they were necris they were gonna be fine

Devastation thought she should get a piece of the action for she helped in defeating Xan...She left without Liandri's permission to defeat Torgr and take the victory.

A few of the smarter warriors began to think wut if someone was sabotaging them and for what reasons???

(to be continued)

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

I know I read his topic

[legacy-DeDe-DidJe]

ALTERNATE ENDING because the forums posting is to fast so ive didn't seen the lonewolf666 post

vote for the best ^^!

and arclite come with a redeemer and kill everybody except M. Liandri in a creepy, red and ugly blood and gibs bath. [urk]

M. Liandri say "you have done what it needed to ban the redeemer" and point his kill finger on the redeemer. No more redeemer...

and after M. liandri say "holy Sh*t, i have to re-open the clonage tanks to avoid the end of the tournament....."

thats why there are no more redeemer and always characters to fight...

END


P.S. i do what i can for the faults See my signature :D

[legacy-DeDe-DidJe]

dO nOT READ THAT post

[legacy-DeDe-DidJe]

rohlffffffff sorry ive didnt see the page change so ill edit my message


HEY LONEWOFL666
you've ruined my post bheuuuuuuuuuuu bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (crying)

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oki forgot that post

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

jeez... i didnt know u were gonna post u shouldof read mine first lol i apologize.

[legacy-DeDe-DidJe]

oki no problems but how is my end?


hope you(and I) have fun while fragging npc ^^

[legacy-pop_pip]

Could you guys just keep the posts in this topic relevant to the story? It basically kills all the momentum, and makes it really confusing.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

you guys finishing the story

[legacy-Selket320]

good job starting to pull this out of its grave
and I did laugh at the ex-lax lonewolf

[legacy-Selket320]

is anyone going to finish this?

Because it is a very good thread