You know you have played too much UC2 when...

[legacy-OnagiPower]

Iv'e seen this thread on other forum sites or different games, but it is a must, iull start it.

... When you try to double jump off walls to cut in line

.... when you use 'adrenaline speed' so your not late to work

[legacy-absolutehell]

... you .......wait, you can play too much UC2?!? xD

[legacy-pup89]

....try to use nimble to jump higher

[legacy-OnagiPower]

i fear so, you know when some of the following things happen, or people actual startmaking u aware of your behavior

.... when you try and mute your teacher because shes annoying

[legacy-pup89]

that last post was good, LOL

....try to use Udamage to fight a bigger and stronger bully

[legacy-absolutehell]

...you hit your friend 4 times and wonders why he doesnt' freeze

[legacy-Retodon8]

...When one of your friends shoots down your Redeemer yelling "DENIED!" and you tell him the Redeemer isn't even in UC2.

No, wait... that doesn't work.

[legacy-pup89]

...when someone throws a paper bale at you and u hit back at him and at the same time someone just rejected an offer to be a b/f and his friend yells Rejcted

does that work

[legacy-pencap]

...when you do a pole climber in a strip bar

[legacy-absolutehell]

ok....that one was just weird

....you try to do flips in gymnastics and realize you can't pull off a dbl jump

[legacy-Acid_2_140bpm]

....When warrior spirit starts to look like you're on chronic.

[legacy-Nation_Uprise]

........when you actually bring a knife to a gunfight.

[legacy-absolutehell]

lol thats a good one

[legacy-Captain_Karkos]

...when you hold two knives up in front of you and think that you are now impervious to bullets

[SkateXer99]

...when your eyes burst from using Warrior Spirit too much

[legacy-Shadowz]

...when you make a thread called " you know you have played too much uc2 when..."

[legacy-pup89]

....when halo 2 is hard
OR
....when UC2 becomes more difficult then when you first played it (from playin halo 2 so much)


2 different games, not saying a game is better then the other...just stating their differences.

[legacy-Acid_2_140bpm]

...when you're frozen and you start to wiggle the wrong stick.

[legacy-Cobra848]

...when you try and wall jump in other games.

..when you can't defect rockets with swords in another game.

[legacy-DeadAim89]

when you break your arm and try to use regeneration...

[legacy-Dux0r]

when you work as a paintball marshal and everytime someone gets shot you shout "headshot" or "double kill" or somthing (and that does happen.)

[legacy-InnermostFear]

When you post a thread on a demo.

[legacy-rob1337]

dude this thread was funny until you spoiled right at the end.

[legacy-Dux0r]

lol rob

[legacy-iReProphecy]

When you..........Tried to do a back flip, and then break your neck.

[legacy-CDE-MAK]

When you try to activate Vampire in HALO2!

[legacy-DaBaDIE]

when someone throws a ball at you and you smash it back and say REJECTED

[legacy-OnagiPower]

lol , nice dubad, too bad someone else already said that

when you jump off a building and cast nimble.... and then when it doesn't work say " must be out of adrenaline , then wait to ressurect

[legacy-The_Noobinator]

...When everytime you play an online game and the first one dies you yell "FIRST BLOOD!"

[legacy-OnagiPower]

When you kill your cat , T-bag the body.... eww scratch that

[legacy-The_Problem]

When you go out and steal your school's flag...

[legacy-OnagiPower]

more like this.

when you steal your rival schools flag and bring it back to your school, then do a merry victory jig

[CounterZeus]

when you blame the lag in soccer for reacting too slow

[legacy-DeadAim89]

-when your playing tennis and u serve the ball at your partners head by accident you say "HEADSHOT"

-you call your house your spawn

-when you think your broom is a staff

-when you do a fatality in MK and say Coup De Gras!

-when playing other FPS you try to freeze the other people

-when you think gatorade is adrenaline

[legacy-RomuluXX]

umm....when your eyes start to bleed...?

[legacy-VickissV3]

...you look at your watch and say " wow i've been playing UC2 too much"

[legacy-Acid_2_140bpm]

.......right /:)

[legacy-HunterShriek]

... when you ask, "Halo 2? What the hell is a halo two?"

[legacy-absolutehell]

....when you start doing a victory dance after reflecting a sniple rifle shot back at a guy and it says HEADSHOT

[legacy-HunterShriek]

lol, good 1 hell, have u seen it happen? has anyone? im gonna try that now!

[legacy-absolutehell]

ya it happens.....just not that often

[legacy-OnagiPower]

you have a fridge near you so you don't have to get off for any length of time

crap yourself so you don't have to get up,

masturbate to UC2 girls

[legacy-PsyChoTwit]

that is just plane nasty man

[legacy-absolutehell]

yea i agree.......but i guess you sort of know somebody is doing it in the world

[legacy-OnagiPower]

how come game girls rarely have normal hair

[legacy-absolutehell]

Easier to do and i guess more appealing? maybe i don't know

[legacy-HunterShriek]

Heres a question, why do most games for older audienceses have half naked women? Not complaining or anything... actually I think I already know the answer but... yeah... I'll just watch Selkat for a while...

[legacy-icekold02]

-when you have a an uncontrolable erge to do that american gladiator thing with the giant q-tip looking things at a carnival.
-when your room mate tosses you a soda and you try to deflect it with an object in the imediate vicinity. like a sofa cushion or the tv remote.

[SkateXer99]

When you notice it's been 17 hours since you started playing... or when all the maps get boring and mutators, then you've played too much.

[legacy-Crunchy_Nacho]

...you start imitating the rewards announcer whenever playing other games.

*screams RAMPAGE! while playing Ghost Recon 2*

[legacy-lindross]

When your at work and you wish you could use Ethereal so one of you could appear like your working, while the invisible one is secretly reading about unreal 2.....

[legacy-OnagiPower]

when you get angry because you can't swim across viperpit with the flag

[CounterZeus]

when you try to go in 3p view to scratch your back

[legacy-Skaarblades187]

wen u call yer gf selket

[legacy-Rivet]

.....when u play UC2 demo in ur sleep
(that acctually happened to me)

[legacy-Rivet]

.....when ur playing baseball and getting a homerun than comeing up to the pitcher and saying "rejected"

[legacy-iReProphecy]

When your name is ShadowZ.

[legacy-Rivet]

oh dis!

[legacy-B1G_SL1CK]

... when you try to do a Coup de Grace on your freezer.

[legacy-OUCHY_SR]

LOL! SOme funny ones here.

How about:

When you think you can leap over a bus if you time your "second" jump just right.

[legacy-absolutehell]

.....when in halo 2 sniping is a piece of cake

an automatic headshot

[SkateXer99]

When you look at an inverted color picture and expect to hear WARRIOR SPIRIT

[legacy-VickissV3]

Really happens to me -When you are playing Ut2k4 and you have the urge to go to melee mode ,but there just isn't. Unless you are playing UTChaos of course...

[legacy-Rivet]

its not the same though

[legacy-VickissV3]

true its definitely not as fun melee wise

[legacy-iReProphecy]

"When you look at an inverted color picture and expect to hear WARRIOR SPIRIT"

wow, thats one of the best.

[legacy-Rivet]

-when u die in Splinter Cell and yell afterwards "I had etherial on!!!"

[legacy-Xarai]

...when you run around a corner in the demo and reflect a sniper shot because you 'knew it was comming'.

...When you desperately try to get Halo 2 fanboys to join the Unreal side ["Hey... look at this demo!"]

...When your fights on the demo resemble DBZ when it comes down to melee combat.

...when you have a little calender with the date of the games release, pictures of the characters posted in your room, gotten a tatoo of the games logo, and named your dogs Anubis and Selket.

[legacy-Volt]

...when you ask 500 stupid questions that have already been answered.

[legacy-Xarai]

volt you should have put on after it "and expecting a different answer each time" lol

[legacy-Volt]

volt you should have put on after it "and expecting a different answer each time" lol

Or, "and the person who answers you says 'http://forums.epicgames.com/search_boards.asp'". =P

[legacy-Xarai]

sadly that happens all the time XD, poor us?

[legacy-Rivet]

........when u put Szalor as one of the early explorers on a history test

[legacy-ChaosSpear]

...When you get carpultunnel (however it may be spelled)

[legacy-PsyChoTwit]

ire when ur name is shadowz that was a good 1

[legacy-Ictus]

you know you've been in the map editor for too long when....

you try and order a BSP sandwich at the deli (true story)

"err I mean BLT... BLT"

[legacy-PsyChoTwit]

ictus THAT WAS A AWSOME one i wish i could relate to that kind off thing but i anit a map editor that was a funny 1 tho hehe

[legacy-Volt]

you know you've been in the map editor for too long when....

you try and order a BSP sandwich at the deli (true story)

"err I mean BLT... BLT"

XD. Nice one!
You could've been like, "Erm, I mean, uh... What, you don't serve Bacon Sausage Potato sandwiches?"

[SkateXer99]

Excellent sucking up guys.

[legacy-Volt]

Hahahaha.
*****.

[legacy-Unrealman]

.....when use speed to escape with a flag and a fat green guy pops out and........well u know what happens

[legacy-Nomadic_View]

Date Posted: 8:04pm Subject: RE: You know you have played too much UC2 when...
Excellent sucking up guys.

[legacy-OnagiPower]

...when you make your mom jokes over a mic

...when you kill a trash talker and feel a deep feeling of pride

[legacy-Wretch]

Klix is back!

Yipee!

[legacy-OnagiPower]

yea i am back, i missed all my homies, spoidaman, ire, shadowz, and of course you dr

and lol i just noticed the sucking up =D, good stuff

ya and everyone has like 500 posts now, i used to be pretty high in my day, lol now i fell like a big doody head! ( got that one from a 6th grader)

[legacy-Xarai]

... when you start writing fanfics... [yes... i know i'm a part of that XD]

[legacy-InnermostFear]

When the grips onyour controller are gone and you ave rubber on your fingers.

When you do a coup de grace so fast that you have to do it a second time.

[legacy-deekay2005]

if that happens i would go to a doctor lol

[legacy-ShotInTheFace]

You attempt to 'gib' someone you dislike with a curtain rail. You then attempt to jump up a chimmney to escape the men in white coats.

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

...when you post too much senseless threads.

[legacy-Shrike]

... when you try to show off your Double Jump or Wall Crawl in gym class.

[legacy-Wretch]

...You try to win a breakdancing competition against mining robots...

[legacy-hedgymister234]

...when you are playing football and tackle everyone on the enemy team and expct to hear GODLIKE!!

or

...when wyou push some one and it knocks down 10 other people and some one says HOLY **** in a deep voice


cant belive no1 did thoes yet

[legacy-rucnok]

You hit ur friend a couple of times with a stick and wonder why he didnt explode

[legacy-rucnok]

After u do a comeback from an insult u scream REJECTED

[legacy-dinojs]

....videogame services come and take your other games to a foster parent because of neglection.

[SkateXer99]

...when you can jump around each map's walls WITHOUT touching the ground once, except for a respawn.

[legacy-Acid_2_140bpm]

....When you watch "Predator" and you say "look it's a cloaked Skaarj."

[legacy-deekay2005]

.... when then an alien comes and kills the predator and you go to the cemetry and search for szalor grave or try to phone togr to spend him words of consolation

[SkateXer99]

...when you made post 99 in this thread, and you realise you have a 99 in your name...

[legacy-deekay2005]

what does that mean
sounds funny
but i dont understand it

n.n.e.s.=not native english speaker

correct me if no one understands what I´m writing
would be so embaresing to write all the time stuff that no one understands

[legacy-OnagiPower]

...when you start reading books based on the game....

when you forget to go to sleep because ur playen

[legacy-deekay2005]

when you see darth vader in your dreams talking about new legion swords in red!!!!

[legacy-deekay2005]

when you hear voices screaming godlike everytime you ran against the wall while you try to free your mind from thinking about the release date

s.f.m.b.e.

means sorry for my bad english

[legacy-dinojs]

deekay2005 don't worry about your english, it's better than most native speakers.

[legacy-Mr_Winter]

........when u want to grow your hair like Szalor

[legacy-VickissV3]

when you actually get to play the full version...

[legacy-rucnok]

i think people are running out of ideas

[SkateXer99]

...when you run out of ideas

[legacy-rucnok]

............ when u make ur name have a secret message just to try and sound like ur not 100%addictidded to this game

[legacy-WreckZR]

...when you realize: you can play this demo all u want, but it wont save you any money on car insurance.

[ShredPrince]

When you do lots of double headshots.

[legacy-SluGSlinGa]

when someone comes too close, you yell energy blast! lol

[legacy-rucnok]

when u get in a fight and wonder y ur weapon wont just magically appear in your hand

[legacy-dinojs]

..when you use other company's sayings in this post.

ford
built skaarj tough.

carls jr.
if it doesn't get guts all over the place, it doesn't belong in your hands.

mastercard
dual enforcers: $500
ripjack ammo: $300
nanoblack staff: $1000
fragging szalor with a coup de grace: priceless

jack-in-the-box
adrenaline: not used till you order it.

confucius says
a hasty raptor will lose its head.

[legacy-Acid_2_140bpm]

^^Say what you will...but that was a good one.

[legacy-InnermostFear]

You make up an excuse for losing in the demo, and then tell everyone its not in the full version.

[legacy-Selkets_Vanguard]

Well you'll know when you've played it too much when you find youself saying things like :
"Finish Him!"
"You would look so good in black!"

Know what im saying?

[legacy-deekay2005]

dinojs that was really a good one
especally for the confucius thing

[legacy-Rivet]

Hers another master card thing

tournament entry fee:$100
armour and meele weapons:$1000
rejecting six rockets back to the person and watching their expression: priceless

[SkateXer99]

...when you get a feeling of losing your virginity to the amount of pixels flying everywhere then play Half-life 2 and lose this feeling...

[legacy-GhanaOnslaught]

play halo 2 and consistantly try to double jump. and u r really slow

[legacy-Neccor]

When after swatting a volley ball over the net and hitting someone in the face you yell "Head Shot! Rejected!" <- did that

When bored, you get out your melee weapon and attempt to climb the wall with jump R.

When you little brother knows how to play Szalor with out touchin an X-box cotroller <- keeps on telling me to use X X A (speed), though I already know.

When instead of football, you play UC2 outside. <- I won 15-7! Got a lot of coup-de-gras

You walk into the room saying "The Neccor is here!" and expect many to fall to thier knees muttering 'head shot, rejected' or the server to be closed. <- One of these days....

When you cheer because some one picked up a rocket in Halo 2.

[legacy-rucnok]

(bump)

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When You try and Coup De Grace your Boss for yelling at you

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When Your Mom makes you take out the trash and instead you try and blow up the trash with a rocket launcher

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When you send all your friends and family to the hospital and your excuse is we were just playing outside

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

LoL, that one was good.

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When You carried around your favorite(insert characters) Weapon and only awsner to (Insert Character) and U look like (Insert character) I could think of many different things to say So plz tell me when I get boring

[legacy-Drakenguard]

Have u ever heard of Jeff Foxworthy's U might be a redneck if.... jokes well I could start my own U might be a UC2 fanatic if.....

U go around assaulting ppl and count how many ppl you kill or knock out.

When your teacher asks u y u dont have yoour homework and u say it challenged you to a deathmatch

When your little brother runs from u and screams (Insert Character) is chasing me

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When u attack yor assistant principal for giving u a detention and after u win u have one of your friends say "Godlike"

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When u go to school dressed as a Naktai Soldier (Complete with other accesories sold sepratlly)

[legacy-Drakenguard]

Whe You change you name to
(male) Malcom,Brock,Szalor,Torgr,Sobek,Anubis,Raiden (U might also be a MK fanatic), Apothis, Archlite, Gorge, Raptor

(female) Devistation, Selkat, Lauren, Sapphire

(Note: Alt Chars are not included)

[legacy-Retodon8]

Drakenguard, you don't have to make a new post for every little sentence you think of. :P
But seriously, you can edit your posts if you don't wait for more than 90 minutes, and it's been more like 9 minutes.

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

agrees with Retodon, LOL like 6 posting spamming, rofl.

[legacy-GI_J3W]

very true

[legacy-rucnok]

you try to reflect real bullets with a stick

[legacy-Drakenguard]

Thank u for the addvice and now i will test it out

When U try and challange your dog to a deathmatch

When u shave your head and gt a egyption beard orniment

When u shoot ppl in the street with a BB gun and yell HEAD SHOT

When u and your sibling/friends challenge small children to sudden death capture the flag

When u start a survival match to an old women at the grocery store for cutting in front of u

When u buy anything with the enititals UC or UT

When u legally change u and your family members names to that of Unreal characters

When u attack someone who says UC2 is just a game

When u go find and kill the person who beat u online. And u use a Coup De Grace to kill him

When u get plastic surgery to look like (Insert Character)

When u right on a bussiness application has experiance mass slaughtering innocent civilions, experianced killer, and has had more then 2000 victories in Deathmatches

When u only date female/males (I dont care what sex u are ok) that have unreal character names

WHEN U CAN THINK OF THIS MANY REASONS Y U HAVE PLAYED TO MUCH UC2

When do to much UC2

When you have memorized every detail, fact, and moved set of each character and can say each characters bio in under 30 seconds

When u think Is it even possible to play to much UC2

[legacy-rucnok]

not bad not bad at all

[legacy-deekay2005]

when you get in a forum and write posts all day long (and night of course)

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

yeah, im here all the day.

- When you play the Epic forums more than UT2004...

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When you bother acctually responding to these topics with more then 10 replies

When you train your friends and family to do Coup De Graces and how to Win Deathmatches

[legacy-Xarai]

...When these ideas keep poping in your head

[legacy-Some_Weirdo0]

when you've played 16 games of paintball all based around the story of uc (yes i have done that and tomorow we plan to do it again.. yes we are that sad)

[legacy-deekay2005]

he drakenguard have you posts on other topics too or is this your only place to be

(not ment bad, just want to know)

[legacy-deekay2005]

hey Some_Weirdo0, you play paintball
respect i would like to play paintball too but i dont like pain is that a problem

...just interested in this kind of sport

[legacy-Retodon8]

DK, open up someone's profile (click on their name on the left, or wherever else you see it) and click the link "View Latest Posts".
That way you can see all the threads somebody posted in.

[legacy-KaNdeeKiD]

When this thread gets too many posts by the same 3-5 people and i cant really be stuffed reading from page 1-6. Then i have to come in and post something pointless.

~KaNdeeKiD~

[legacy-Dread]

...when you start drinking unhealthy amounts of Gatorade for the "adrenaline".

[legacy-wartex]

"hey Some_Weirdo0, you play paintball
respect i would like to play paintball too but i dont like pain is that a problem"

Try Airsoft, it does'nt hurt as much ^^

[legacy-HaloTitan]

when you post a thread like this :)

[legacy-EPhillips]

When you havent even played it yet :(

[legacy-iReProphecy]

Thats impossible?

[legacy-EPhillips]

I havent got the demo - I missed out on it by remembering what the last UT xbox game was like and not getting it. How stupid I was...

[legacy-Victor]

...when you heard a news that a guy killed some people and expect to hear 'multi kill'

...when you realize you never even played UC1 and say, "Dude I know all the story of Unreal Championship" in this thread

dude whoever put this thread, that guy is awesome

[legacy-Rivet]

when ur speech topic in school is UC2

[legacy-Some_Weirdo0]

Deekay...
paintball dos'nt hurt that bad as long as you have pads adn what not, you might get a few bruises but you don't even notice with all the adrenaline pumping.. but you can't double jump and wall climb. :-(

[legacy-STAR]

..when you try to slaughter Nali in real life

and by Nali I mean pedestrians, and by slaughter I mean hit and run...*hits and runs*

[legacy-rucnok]

THIS IS A UC2 POST NOT PAINTBALL. if u want to ask him just pm him instead of doing it on this form.

-when you play dodgeball and yell killing spree

[legacy-x_djs_x]

doesnt every forum just havta have one of these threads, oh well.. I seriously think it needs to end though, Im reading some weird answers lol.

[legacy-rucnok]

the whole thing is wierd


-when you threaten to get a bounty on the lead developers of epic if they dont realease thae full version sooner

[legacy-OnagiPower]

When u dump your girlfriend right after the game releases, just in case she trys to get between you and your life... err game.

When you go to the golfcourse, take the flag and just keep running because you here the shouts of old men chasing you

[legacy-B1G_SL1CK]

...when you go to Egypt and ask where the nearest U-Damage is.

...when you heavy attack into a wall and your character gets knocked out from the impact.

...when playing a match with Anubis vs. Selket, they get into a verbal fight about their past marriage.

[legacy-A_Grunt]

When your wife leaves you
.
.
.
and you don't notice for 2 weeks

[legacy-rucnok]

when in your acient eygpt history class your teacher aks you "What was anubis the god of?" You reply COUPE DE GRAS

[legacy-Smoke-mk37]

When you have the Anubis' scarab tattooed on your arm.

[legacy-I3alance]

When you stayed up til 5AM playing the mere demo... and school/work was in a few hours.

Actually, I did that last night, but school got cancelled due to crappy weather. :p Yay!

[legacy-Retodon8]

"when in your acient eygpt history class your teacher aks you "What was anubis the god of?" You reply COUPE DE GRAS"

I know humor is personal, and one of the things nobody managed to explain the working to me of, but that quote is the first one to actually make me laugh out loud. :)

[legacy-iReProphecy]

When your name is Retodon8...(Had to say it, not an insult)

[legacy-Retodon8]

Actually that name came from playing Duke Nukem 3D, although it's not exactly visible. :)

Edit:
Yay, I just got inspired:

You know when you played too much UC2 when you know at least 50 different spellings of "coot a grace"!

( http://forums.epicgames.com/UC2_on_XBOX_Live/b10659/19174756/ )

[legacy-LoNeWoLf666]

when ur playin dodgeball and u get 3 outs in a row and u scream "multi kill" in the gym...srry i tried

[legacy-bombernik]

....when you get your ass kicked in real life and you say it was because of lag.

[legacy-rucnok]

when ot takes you a week to notice that all the nahkiti names are base off of eygptian mythology....... or just now. (sadly it took me a week to notice)

[legacy-rucnok]

when u start to say the wierd quotes frim the game while walking down the street

[legacy-rucnok]

when u stck out ur hands and wonder why claws wont come out

(YES I REVIVED THIS TOPIC)

[legacy-9Cyph]

When you are Barry Bonds and you blame your better playing on 'adrenaline' and not steroids.

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When You play go and play paintball and when its done and your the only one left and u come out and Say...GODLIKE

When you start slaughtering gang members and when u killed them u count your score and and count head shots

When You have posted as many jokes as I have

When your science teachers asks u does anyone know any intellegent life in the Universe and U say The Nakhti

When your world Studies report topic is about the History of the Nakhti or Liadri Corp, or The Hitory of the Unreal Tournament

When in Football you charge the quarter back kick him in the face and and then signal your team to kill the offense (Literally) Then when u win u parade the their corpses like trophies

When U mark yourself with the blood of your enemies like innocent civilians and School kids

When you carry a weapon with u and attack anyone that comes within firing/striking distance

[legacy-OnagiPower]

nince one bomb

When you charge attack in real life and wake up 3 days later and still have enouugh energy to announce "smackdown"

[legacy-OnagiPower]

hahahahahhah..... i don't get it

[legacy-hwalker84]

... Your friend dies and you search for the Liandri Corporation to revive him as a necris

[legacy-OnagiPower]

when a posts that has seemingly no point reaches 200 posts.. come on guys keep posting... theres gotta be more original jokes

[legacy-PsyChoTwit]

[legacy-OnagiPower]

actually....i am insulted by that...

..when you skip your parents funeral to play UC2

[legacy-PsyChoTwit]

well i wouldent be insualted by that cuase u said u masture bate to uc2 girl's so i would just shut it if i were you

[legacy-OnagiPower]

lmao i never said that... i said they were hot... i can prove it if i fint the thread

[legacy-OnagiPower]

its gone.. but really why do you have to come in here and start a flamewar?

[legacy-Hollehund]

...when you write a still unfinished 60-pages fanfic that only a few reads and still you enjoy writing it

Höllehund, 2k5

[legacy-PsyChoTwit]

"you have a fridge near you so you don't have to get off for any length of time"

"crap yourself so you don't have to get up,"

"masturbate to UC2 girls"


Edit http://forums.epicgames.com/All_things_UC2/b10666/18656626/p2


as ur were saying ?

[legacy-KaNdeeKiD]

You dont buy the full version bcoz you've played enough.

this thread doesnt end.


~KaNdeeKiD~

[legacy-wartex]

lol, masturbating to computer generated characters seems abit better than skipping your parents funeral.

^^

However, I cant blame you for skipping your parents funeral, I'd probably do the same ^^ (and masturbate while playing as selket with my just-bought copy of UC2 ;) )

[legacy-OnagiPower]

i didn't say i masturbate to them i said if u do tehn u play too much uc2

[legacy-Retodon8]

Capps_JR, please don't point that in here.
It is old information, it doesn't have anything to do with this thread, and much more importantly it's basically 100% spoiler material, and you did the opposite of trying to hide it for the people that don't want to read that.
Your other thread got its subject edited by a moderator, so be smart and edit this post out yourself if you still can, or... well, no other options except for wait for a moderator to do it for you.
Thanks.

[legacy-DoMiNaToR]

why the ***** you post all this spoilers in here! you already posted this in other thread, and had to get edited by David for put on the title a warning of spoilers.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

when you try to be a real brain surgen and shoot your patients head off

[legacy-rucnok]

when u scream at every 11 yearr old cus ur sick of a kid that age kickin ur ass on live

[legacy-Hollehund]

When you try to activate speed to get to the store first on April 18th...

Höllehund, 2k5

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

When you activate blade burst to get to the front of the line on the 18th

[legacy-rucnok]

whenuse use adreniline pwers as codenames for drugs. Ebergy busrt- cocaine ect.

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

warrior spirit would be speed

[legacy-B1G_SL1CK]

When in a baseball game, you get striked out and say it was because of lag. Then call the pitcher a server whore cause he's in the home team.

When you hit a baseball and expect the umpire to yell "Rejected!"

When you try to do a Coup de Grace on your freezer... then bust your ass and say "May the gods shine on me"

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

when you try to dunk a basketball by using a low gravity mutater

this topic has 200 posts now yay

[legacy-Damon]

-When your on american idol and you sign the theme song to UC2

[legacy-rucnok]

-when u have over 200 ideas on how you know you have played uc2 to much.

[legacy-crazzyTHEking]

When ur ballon sword pops on a needle and ur friend says what a dud.

[legacy-rucnok]

when u use speed to get to ur class in time.

when gangs start to form like -the liandirs - the nahkiti

[legacy-abe_tq]

not sure if this as been on a cant read all nine pages but...

When you try to kill a hell knight on doom 3 with a medlee weapon

[legacy-OnagiPower]

When you get shot and scream "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i freaken rejected that"

[legacy-Drakenguard]

When U are playing basketball and u exspect to teleport

when u play football and try and activate warrior's spirit

When in dodgeball u try and jump off the ground/walls trying to do triple jumps and spins like sobek or anubis

When u are in marching band as the flag carrier and try and make your staff act like brocks

When someone shoots u with a gun u say hey my shieled should have stopped that o well i still have 90 health left

When u confuse GTA with UC2 and exspect to kill a cop with a Coup De Grace

[legacy-ChaosSpear]

...you dare someone to shoot you with a real gun, you believing your fast enough to reflect it back with you katana that you bought just for that purpose.

[legacy-x_djs_x]

when your weird and post about stupid things you do because your obsessed over UC2

[legacy-Netsurfer733]

-When you jump off of a cliff fully expecting to be able to nimble in mid air and float yourself to safety...but it doesn't work! O_O

[SkateXer99]

-When you beat the entire game, Ascension, Challenges, and 3/4 of the ladders the first day you get it. =)

[legacy-Holy_Avenger]

When your on a forum for UC2 this late when you have major tests the next day. :-oo

[legacy-unrlPPLE]

when you feel like nuking a store because they dont have UC2

[legacy-OnagiPower]

when you make uc2 propaganda

when you throw halo 2 cd out the window

[legacy-Silver-Spur-GC]

When you read all 9 pages of this thread. And the answer is no, I'm not that crazy over this game to do this.

[legacy-somegunner]

when u kill ur friend and think he'll come back cuz its just a simulation

[legacy-abe_tq]

Well you say "thank god it done now i can go back to halo 2."

[legacy-OnagiPower]

..When you start your own UC2 church... heck i would join that

[SkateXer99]

Let's make a UC2 bible...

[legacy-InnermostFear]

When your eyes bleed and you wear malcolms goggles to keep them in.

[legacy-ChaosSpear]

When you notice that Anubis isn't the god of death

[legacy-gyr0]

-when you begin to wish you can live your life in 3rd person.

I went back to play HL2:Deathmatch and tried to jump off the walls like an idiot. Got hit from behind by a table as a result. :(

[legacy-InnermostFear]

you practice your melee at home.

[legacy-Spartan_15]

Try to teleport to your next class

[legacy-Goop_God14]

when you try to reflect the ball back in dodgeball

when you try to use homing to get home

when you try to use to pick an alt. costume for a play

when you try to pick out malcom in dodgeball but hes sick that day

[legacy-UndeadMessenger]

I see this ALOT on the Gamefaqs forums. Oh well..

When you beat up two people and expect to hear someone shout "DOUBLE KILL."

[legacy-Malc0m]

when you suddenly realize that the teletubies are German!

[legacy-Essaregee]

yuo start posting crap like this
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Bob2

[legacy-Malc0m]

you forget that your playing with your freind and start whistling to the music!

[legacy-The_Problem]

when you score in your own goal because it is the same color as the ball

[legacy-Malc0m]

When you start saying CORNY one liners during a basketball game!

"is that your best"!
"I have Failed you my Queen"!
"Odds of survival Diminishing"!

[legacy-Spartan_15]

When you snipe someone in the head and wait until you hear "Head Shot!"

[legacy-HaloTitan]

When you try to wall jump in Max Payne!

[legacy-OnagiPower]

lol .......... "NO!!!!!!!!!! the scored"
(5 min later{speaking to the male coach}) " I have failed you my queen" good stuff

when you practice headshots on your cats head

when your too lazy to say full words and abbrieciate everything like " Stfu i will kill with a hs you sob"
or when ayour firend tells i funny joke so you say lol

[legacy-OnagiPower]

You know when people play too much uc2 when...

they make a disease called Unreal addictionitus

[legacy-SkinE]

when you were sweeping the floor at work, and spun the broom around and hit your boss, then said SAMARAI!(sp)

[legacy-RorixBladewing]

...when you shoot your friend and wait for them to respawn.

[legacy-GhOsTKiLLa_o0]

Your friends have felt like playing the game without even seeing the game.

When you go into Halo 2 trying to turn it to 3rd person and try wall jumping.

[legacy-OnagiPower]

whenm you can beat people witht he controlelr upside down... woudlnt that by a *****

[legacy-InnermostFear]

you get up in the morning and say "Awaken"

[legacy-rob1337]

^that was good, lol^

[legacy-Dave]

when your playing dodge ball and you yell "Rocket Whore!"

[legacy-Ninja720]

When your playing dodgeball and you run against the wall then jump off to get a DFA (Death From Above)

[legacy-MonkeyBoyMarty]

You witness a large multi-people murder and you wait to hear a loud bellowing voice say "Killing Spree!!!"

[legacy-Tutenarak]

Happend to me! VVV

You know you have played too much UC2 when you try to do a jump attack across other cars

when you try to do a shock combo with the Halo 2 carbine

[legacy-Tutenarak]

You ZAP people in surgery and expect to hear "Shock Therapist"

[legacy-Tutenarak]

When you join the military and expect to use a thunder staff!

[legacy-N3cris]

Just put that in one post....

[legacy-Spartan_15]

you know you played to much UC2 when this is your 500th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hip hip huray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!