Holy Hand Grenade

[Angel_Mapper]

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Super weapons are replaced with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Amen.

http://angelmapper.com/img/levels/HolyHandGrenadeMovie.jpg

http://angelmapper.com/img/levels/HolyHandGrenade.jpg

And of course, my new thing, the blooper pic:

http://angelmapper.com/img/levels/BlooperHolyHandGrenade.jpg

And teh download:

http://angelmapper.com/HolyHandGrenade.zip

[legacy-WMS]

And the Lord spake, saying "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

I like :)

However, a charge bar like the AR's grenades would be good to decide how far you throw the grenade.

[legacy-DukeMaster]

Angel You are Hott, You keep cranking out the goodies. Keep up the great work :D

[legacy-DeathGoblinX]

I take it you have played the Worms games?:D Anyway the weapon is very very cool and Angel_Mapper thanks for making this! It's people like you who make this game fun...:D

*bows down to Angel_Mapper*

[Angel_Mapper]

Originally posted by DeathGoblinX
I take it you have played the Worms games? If you've never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, go do it now. :p Where do you think Worms got it from? ;)

[legacy-stigdu]

Very nice.

There are those who call me....... Tim.

[legacy-DukeMaster]

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
If you've never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, go do it now. :p Where do you think Worms got it from? ;)
Brave Brave Sir Robin...He bravely ran away !!!!!

[virax]

And his nostrils raped, and his head cut off, and his eyebrows plucked and his liver...

I'm pretty sure that's not in the correct order, and I probably goofed up some of it. But I know his nostrils being raped WAS part of the song. :bulb:

So, I must say for this mutator;

Aweeesomme... African or European?

[Kyllian]

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
If you've never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, go do it now. :p Where do you think Worms got it from? ;) Bwahahahaha!! Got Monty & The Holy Grail on disc
Now, who can answer this?
What is the one word the 'Knights who say "Nee!"' are afraid of?

[legacy-DukeMaster]

Originally posted by Kel
Bwahahahaha!! Got Monty & The Holy Grail on disc
Now, who can answer this?
What is the one word the 'Knights who say "Nee!"' are afraid of?

Darn , How about if I brought you a ....Shrubbry

[legacy-DukeMaster]

IT !!!!!!
ARTHUR:
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT:
It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.

ARTHUR:
What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Shh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
RANDOM:
Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR:
What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?
HEAD KNIGHT:
Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
Not another shrubbery!
RANDOM:
Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!...
HEAD KNIGHT:
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
[dramatic chord]
KNIGHTS OF NI:
A herring!
ARTHUR:
We shall do no such thing!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Oh, please!
ARTHUR:
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word.
ARTHUR:
What word?
HEAD KNIGHT:
I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR:
How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
You said it again!
ARTHUR:
What, 'is'?
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Agh! No, not 'is'.
HEAD KNIGHT:
No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get vary far in life not saying 'is'.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
No, not 'is'. Not 'is'.
BEDEVERE:
My liege, it's Sir Robin!
MINSTREL: [singing]
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
ARTHUR:
Sir Robin!
ROBIN:
My liege! It's good to see you.
HEAD KNIGHT:
Now he's said the word!
ARTHUR:
Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?
MINSTREL: [singing]
He is sneaking away and buggering up--
ROBIN:
Shut up! No, no. No. Far from it.
HEAD KNIGHT:
He said the word again!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
ROBIN:
I was looking for it.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
ROBIN:
Uh, here-- here in this forest.
ARTHUR:
No, it is far from this place.
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word...
ARTHUR:
Oh, stop it!
HEAD KNIGHT:
...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again!
ARTHUR:
Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT:
Wait! I said it! I said it!
[clop clop clop]
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Aaaaugh!...

[legacy-Wolv34ine]

A GRAIL!!!!!


Just thought I would join in:)

[virax]

You didn't give me time to reply with the right answer, DukeMaster. Ye bastard! You shall die for this! Unless...

You answer me these questions 3. ;]

[legacy-sneaky_usb]

Now go away, you and your silly ka-ni-gits, or I shall taunt you a second time!!

-=sneak

ps: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!:up:

[legacy-DukeMaster]

Originally posted by Virax
You didn't give me time to reply with the right answer, DukeMaster. Ye bastard! You shall die for this! Unless...

You answer me these questions 3. ;]
Ask Away
I have all the answers (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm)

[legacy-membrane]

He is not in the least scared to be mased into a pulp,
or to have his eyes goughed out, and his elbows broken.

With his liver removed, and his bowels un-plugged and his kneecaps split and his bottom burned off ... his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin.

[virax]

This thread rawks.

*old man hung in dungeon clapping*

[Angel_Mapper]

What the hell have I done? :confused:

[virax]

You've started a clan of Monty Python and The Holy grail fanatics all quoting the movie and simultaneously acting like wierdos in one thread. Damn Rachel, you are GOOOD. :bulb:

[legacy-DukeMaster]

Let's Not Forget this all time Classic
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/world/images/title.jpg

Link... (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/world/hwimages.htm)

Angel ,I have know idea , but it is great way to promote your latest work.
I await your next masterful workhttp://www.railsonly.com/vb/images/smilies/bouncesmile.gif

[legacy-DukeMaster]

Originally posted by Virax
You've started a clan of Monty Python and The Holy grail fanatics all quoting the movie and simultaneously acting like wierdos in one thread. Damn Rachel, you are GOOOD. :bulb:
By the way ... My name is TIMM

[legacy-sneaky_usb]

She turned me into a newt!!!



























i got better... :bulb:

[legacy-Teddie]

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
What the hell have I done? :confused:

LOL.

Remember the "SpamGuys" with the rolled up pants, fists clenched... SPAM SPAM SPAM. lol.

Angel, this is awesome!

I agree about the throw "power" bar. that would be cool.

Was wondering, can mappers place your weapons directly in maps like MrEvil's?

Angel, you're hot and on a roll with the weapons stuff!

(I just made myself hungry).

[legacy-MadNad]

tis but a flesh wound

=]

1 ... 2 .... 5.. .. .no 3

[legacy-DukeMaster]

I Faaart in your general Direction

[legacy-fortress]

Great Work angel
:)
glasd to see you got it finished up

[legacy-Drag00n]

um don't mind me askin but what the hell does this weapon do lol :p

[legacy-Twrecks]

Originally posted by Drag00n
um don't mind me askin but what the hell does this weapon do lol :p

It blows upeth Vorpal Bunnies. (not to be confused with harmless Nali rabbits)

[legacy-Teddie]

Originally posted by Drag00n
um don't mind me askin but what the hell does this weapon do lol :p

Drag00n,

It's like lobbing a redeemer...

But it's more than that... grab it.

I dig this weapon a lot.

Angel, lemme know about my question up there.

[Angel_Mapper]

Twrecks! Long time no see! ^_^

Originally posted by Drag00n
um don't mind me askin but what the hell does this weapon do lol :p I guess the pic of the explosion didn't give it away.

"Super weapons are replaced with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Amen."

Beeeega explosion.


Teddie: Yeah, you can place it in your map by opening the .u in the editor, then setting a weapon base to it. You'll have to include all three files, and give me credit of course. :p

[legacy-HS SPoT]

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
What the hell have I done? :confused:

ROTF!!

[legacy-JaFO(JBE)]

I'd suggest a 'flat' / low trajectory for alternate firemode so you can throw these things under obstacles.

Either being able to get a longer throwing distance by holding the firebutton (like the grenades in the assault rifle) would be great.

The sound-effects are what makes this alternative for a redeemer/ion-cannon great.

[-=¤willhaven¤=-]

now all you need is the rabbit flying around the map... attaking the necks of players

http://www.toyvault.com/images/bloodyrabbit.jpg

[legacy-Tatsu[opera]]

*Slaps forehead and falls over dead from the pure comedy evil*

[legacy-HS SPoT]

Haha, Willhaven.....

I gots one of those......

[legacy-Wolv34ine]

Originally posted by willhaven
now all you need is the rabbit flying around the map... attaking the necks of players

http://www.toyvault.com/images/bloodyrabbit.jpg

Excellent suggestion WH:up:

[legacy-Kaadu]

That rabbits dynamite!!!!

Nice weapon! Now Angel is not only a excellent mapper, but a great modder too!:eek:
:up:

EDIT: be careful with the quoted images! Pezman may dish out some warning points. :(

[Bjossi]

Why doesn´t the HHG show in Random Weapon Swap 2.1 choosing list?

(it appears in the mutators list but not there)

[legacy-Painkillah]

when I saw the title I knew it would be you :D

[legacy-Twrecks]

Originally posted by Angel_Mapper
Twrecks! Long time no see! ^_^

I don't get out of the NC forums much.
But with the contest and the BU forums down, now restored will be trekin out more often.
Oh yea, the "restored" BU forums were last backed up in March 2002, so a lot has been forever lost :(

I'm also starting to frequent the 3dBuzz forums.

[legacy-Rahnem]

You should make it only work on people that have a least one kill. They are sinners :)

[legacy-Teddie]

Originally posted by Rahnem
You should make it only work on people that have a least one kill. They are sinners :)

LOL!

really. that made me lol. GG.

[legacy-Unserene]

How about making it compatible with SwitchArsenal?
Other than that,it's cool:)

[Kyllian]

Originally posted by MadNad
tis but a flesh wound I can do ya better...

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that, then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!

(Thank my old english teacher for making us watch that movie... she pwned)

[legacy-Gobi]

Originally posted by Unserene
How about making it compatible with SwitchArsenal?
Other than that,it's cool:)

Add the following line into the public section of the int file and its done:
Object=(Class=Class,MetaClass=Engine.Weapon,Name=H olyHandGrenade.HolyHandGrenade,Description="Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.")

[legacy-bob_the_blob]

im sad. my computer wont let me download ithttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

[virax]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

[NotoriousBIC]

Originally posted by bob_the_blob
im sad. my computer wont let me download ithttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

That's because it's REALLY old...

[legacy-Mr._Black_Mage]

Can somone make this mut for ut2004 i loved :heart: it in 2003 and would love to see it return

[legacy-Oreo]

Originally posted by Mr._Black_Mage
Can somone make this mut for ut2004 i loved :heart: it in 2003 and would love to see it return

I AGREE!

I MUST HAVE IT!!!

[legacy-Owoc]

Nice.
Stand on the opponent's head, yell "Hallelujah" and throw! You both crash & burn, but the frag is for you :cool::up:

[Angel_Mapper]

Wow, uberbump. :eek:

I haven't converted this to 2k4, plus I've reorganized my site, so I would be surprised if the link worked, and even then I'd be surprised if the mutator worked. :p

[legacy-DaJMasta]

Originally posted by -=¤willhaven¤=-
now all you need is the rabbit flying around the map... attaking the necks of players

http://www.toyvault.com/images/bloodyrabbit.jpg

make it an invasion monster, then and it could get headshots, but nothing else.

Cause that would be crazy.
:D :D

[legacy-Carbs]

Holy crap, bump from hell.

[legacy-Mr._Black_Mage]

I tried your holy hand grenade in 2k4 it forked but you couldn't fire it just like the 2k3 enforcers but it wouldn't be to hard to do i think i re-downloaded it from ut2004hq.com

[Angel_Mapper]

I'll eventually get around to converting some of my 2k3 mutators, but any new stuff I'm working on really has priority.

[legacy-Mr._Black_Mage]

I'll eventually get around to converting some of my 2k3 mutators, but any new stuff I'm working on really has priority

i await it expectantly!! :) it was one of my fav muts for ut2k3

[legacy-DarKGamer]

Angel, I LOVE IT!!! You should now make a superweapon of the rabbit that when u shoot it, it roams the level like a snark from half-life and attacks anyone on the enemy team. Also, I know that you have made player models, u should make one of Authur or his knights (except the ***** Robin) and have their walk sounds be that of coconuts hitting together. LOL!

"We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whenever we're able"

NI!

[legacy-Owoc]

@up
Reminds me of:


Steel pillar is indestructible, so getting an eth one would be much harder than ber, unless you are some super hacker :D
doesn't spawn eth :mad:


I.E. The movement sounds depend on the surface you are walking on :confused:

[legacy-Virus002]

Now to replace the flags with holy grails for "Capture the Grail Mode"

[legacy-Donut]

OMG this weapon is perfectly suited to our soft cuddly clan... or something... whatever... i'll pimp it at our clan website.

GOOD STUFF KTHX.:up:

edit: rOFL JUST REALISED HOW OLD THIS WAS.... oh dear.... OMGANGELMAPPERPLZFIX!!!

[legacy-Jack_Tha_Ripper]

I Saw this one before! :D